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how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? * 1
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:loldongs: :africaface:
how often?
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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: shadyy] * 1
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A+ thread, would read again!


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: shadyy] * 5
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Clean a chair?

Only when the jizz stains start to show a bit thick


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: Morel Guy] * 8
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:nomoreinternet:


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: Tmethyl] * 2
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I usually lean to one side, so the fart is dispersed cleanly into the air, without making contact with my seat.

:mostinteresting:


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"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear."

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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: UnsungHero]
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I always assumed my pants acted as a filter :shrug: That and the lean


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: shadyy] * 5
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If you've had a chair long enough that farts start to build up in it, all you can really do is throw it away.

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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: UnsungHero] * 3
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UnsungHero said:
I usually lean to one side, so the fart is dispersed cleanly into the air, without making contact with my seat.

:mostinteresting:


Can you do a full write-up on your technique so we can all learn how this is accomplished? :ooo:


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: Tmethyl]
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Also, why not Febreeze? Why hasn't it been mentioned?


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: Tmethyl] * 3
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Tmethyl said:
Can you do a full write-up on your technique so we can all learn how this is accomplished? :ooo:


UH's Fart Dispersion Tek coming soon 2018! Stay tuned. :pipesmoke::congrats:


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: UnsungHero]
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Yeah never. I just aim em away.


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: UnsungHero] * 1
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UnsungHero said:
Tmethyl said:
Can you do a full write-up on your technique so we can all learn how this is accomplished? :ooo:


UH's Fart Dispersion Tek coming soon 2018! Stay tuned. :pipesmoke::congrats:


:justcantwait:


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: shadyy]
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nice choice on the toto. seems weirdly appropriate.


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: keyohnah]
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If you can, take the seat of the chair, take it outside and beat it with a shovel hAndle , and after jump up and down on the cushion ,

to liberate the trapped farts . If not they never integrate into the fart cycle, or at least at a high kinetic rate as normal farts undergo


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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: shadyy] * 2
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shadyy said:
:loldongs: :africaface:



cmon boner soup that is borderline a sheekle post


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
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All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Ive been cumming on my pillow for years and havent cleaned it yet, why the fook would i clean a chair. I guess whenever it gets an excess amount of shit on it I may consider cleaning it (a little shit is okay)

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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: shadyy]
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girls don't fart though

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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: unam sanctum] * 1
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stale fart condensate? sign me up

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Re: how often should you clean a chair if you fart a lot? [Re: cannabinated]
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UnsungHero said:
I usually lean to one side, so the fart is dispersed cleanly into the air, without making contact with my seat.

:mostinteresting:


:justastonishing:

I wish i would have thought about that 10 years ago!


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