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Patlal
You ask too many questions

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: Crazy_Horse]
#24928516 - 01/20/18 01:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Crazy_Horse said:

Patial hows that janitorial job going?

Fucking awesome man. It's probably the best part time business thing ever.

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chibiabos
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: XUL]

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#24928785 - 01/20/18 01:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

XUL said:

How do they operate?

They lay a clutch of eggs and you jack off on them.

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no_one
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: chibiabos]
#24929236 - 01/20/18 02:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

^

I was reminded of this when I saw this thread.

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Distorted Vision
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: no_one]
#24929349 - 01/20/18 02:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've fucked a fetal walrus, so duh.

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nooneman

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Loc: Utah

Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: Patlal]
#24929384 - 01/20/18 02:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes.

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Bozko
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: nooneman]

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#24929402 - 01/20/18 02:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I call dibs on this one.

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ShadeOfDeepPurple said: I guess you don't get shamanism yet by the very fact that you describe a psychedelic as Mexican.

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Distorted Vision
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: Bozko]

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#24929420 - 01/20/18 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bozko said:

I call dibs on this one.

Sure its a human pussy, but c'mon bro. And what would its face do if you gave it orgasms? It'd flap around and you'd have to beat it down with a bat.

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chibiabos
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: Distorted Vision]
#24929431 - 01/20/18 02:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Distorted Vision said:

Bozko said:

I call dibs on this one.

Sure its a human pussy, but c'mon bro. And what would its face do if you gave it orgasms? It'd flap around and you'd have to beat it down with a bat.

Hard to believe that you're still single.

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Bozko
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: chibiabos]
#24929438 - 01/20/18 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Can you imagine those little teeth on the base of your cock?

:howyoudoing:

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ShadeOfDeepPurple said: I guess you don't get shamanism yet by the very fact that you describe a psychedelic as Mexican.

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chibiabos
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: Bozko]
#24929447 - 01/20/18 03:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bozko said:

Can you imagine those little teeth on the base of your cock?

The only blowjobs that I've ever gotten were pretty toothy. :shrug:

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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: chibiabos]

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#24929466 - 01/20/18 03:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Have your mom take her teeth out next time.

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Distorted Vision
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: chibiabos]
#24930160 - 01/20/18 08:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

chibiabos said:

Distorted Vision said:

Bozko said:

I call dibs on this one.

Sure its a human pussy, but c'mon bro. And what would its face do if you gave it orgasms? It'd flap around and you'd have to beat it down with a bat.

Hard to believe that you're still single.

I barely have to beat the animals I fuck with a bat, thank you very much.

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GripOfDeath
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: Distorted Vision]
#24930212 - 01/20/18 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Being brutally murdered by a Siren is a dream of mine.

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basqueshaman
Todays scapegoat

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Posts: 6,258
Loc: Washington State

Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: GripOfDeath]
#24930399 - 01/20/18 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why not i fuck all females im not related to. That includes your grandmother, mother, wife, sister, and teenage daughter

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