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Patlal
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Would you fuck a mermaid?

#24927619 - 01/20/18 09:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Beautiful and majestic creature of the sea

Would you?

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927630 - 01/20/18 09:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

definitely.

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927634 - 01/20/18 09:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

How do they operate?

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927656 - 01/20/18 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im imagining a dolphin pussy with a human upper half

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

[Re: Patlal]
#24927661 - 01/20/18 10:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No. As if.

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Patlal
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927665 - 01/20/18 10:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

XUL said:

How do they operate?

iOS 8

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koraks

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927667 - 01/20/18 10:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Only if she can spread her flipper. Or something. Don't know how it's supposed to work. Or maybe anal.

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#24927799 - 01/20/18 11:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Vagina would likely smell like fish. I'd opt for a BJ.

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#24927808 - 01/20/18 11:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i've had relations with a mermaid and dat bitch pussy smelt like rotten seaweed :crankey:

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927931 - 01/20/18 12:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Isn't the myth that they are beautiful and just pull you out of your ship and into the sea to drown you. I can fuck quick but 2 minutes underwater, I don't think I would be able to.

Watching a show and when you are on a ship from older times why so many sailors become disoriented and why so many myths come about. They don't exist but I can see if they have great breasts and a attractive face why most men would want to. Just don't know how you insert your penis into them. :tongue:

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927935 - 01/20/18 12:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Patlal said:

Beautiful and majestic creature of the sea

Would you?

Why is there no Merman option you furless fool?

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927942 - 01/20/18 12:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mermaid-men*

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24927980 - 01/20/18 12:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If she was a fit mermaid who took care of herself then yeah I'd probably bang it out

If she's a mermaid who lets herself go and is obese and does the duck face on her instagram selfies then hells to the no I wouldn't fuck that beeeeyatch

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24928035 - 01/20/18 12:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mermaids have Cloacas.

a common cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both excretory and genital products in vertebrates (except most mammals) and certain invertebrates. Specifically, the cloaca is present in birds, reptiles, amphibians, most fish, and monotremes.

So no, would not bang.

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#24928078 - 01/20/18 01:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Words to the wise. I think I would use a condom actually.

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#24928086 - 01/20/18 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They look quite beautiful in one of the 9 Pirates of the Carribean movies. I have never seen an obese mermaid portrayed.

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Patlal
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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24928145 - 01/20/18 01:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bozko said:

Mermaid-men*

Merjanitors

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24928315 - 01/20/18 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Depends on how things operated, if we were in love, and if she didn't have any spearlike pokey things. Also, being in the water or not... you'd have to get some special non waterbased lube or something. I don't see it working out very well in reality. I mean think about fucking a dolphin with hands that can talk to you. Same sorta thing. lol.

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Re: Would you fuck a mermaid?

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#24928327 - 01/20/18 01:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Patial hows that janitorial job going?

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#24928359 - 01/20/18 01:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bozko said:

Mermaid-men*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merman

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