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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: koods]
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koods said:


To make it bigger



Must double as a keel.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: CubesSquared] * 2
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It looks like its flipping me off. And no, not with its flipper.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
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Now i feel embarassed to have sex with the female dolphin.

After seeing the monster dolphin kok, my kok doesnt even measure up.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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I wonder how you say "is it in yet?" In dolphin squeak.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: koods]
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Absolutely, if it was Astronaut Dolphin Detective



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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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sheek may I ask what substances you were under the influence of when the thought of dolphin sex for cash entered your mind

:philososloth:


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Nifflerz]
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My guess is that drug "testosterone".

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Ant89]
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Ant89 said:
koods said:
Yeah I'd be a straight dolphin.





Why is she like stroking its cock??




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:whathesaid:

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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Niffla said:
sheek may I ask what substances you were under the influence of when the thought of dolphin sex for cash entered your mind

:philososloth:



This is pretty much a standard type of sheekle thread


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: koods]
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how about this dolphin



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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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:lol:

Ok, thats just weird :eek:

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
if someone paid u $5,000 would u bang a dolphin? like a very willing dolphin who wants to bang u. and when u cum they'd make that cool noise that only dolphins can make

Intelligently discuss



I'll fuck anything for 5000$


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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Nifflerz]
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That dolphin would be perfect for those just getting into dolphin sex, it wouldn't be too much of a shock because it has some human anatomy.

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Patlal]
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Even a dangerous animal that could potentially maim or kill u?

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: 1234go]
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"Doll Finn"

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: 1234go]
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Ha. Sounds like she has a name. Or maybe a movie title?

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Nifflerz] * 2
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Niffla said:
how about this dolphin





:whacker:

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
sheek may I ask what substances you were under the influence of when the thought of dolphin sex for cash entered your mind

Clearly everyone was thinking about it

:philososloth:



I for one am glad we can finally have a discussion about dolphin fucking in the pub.

Just like the good ol days of yore... When men could discuss fish fucking without shame


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?

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Re: would u bang a dolphin for money? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
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I wonder how many sailors or seamen (lol) had sex with dolphins or manatees, thinking they were some beautiful cursed merwoman goddess that needed the D.

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