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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
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Your avatar molested me with a falafel


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
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Bill_Oreilly said:
Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Bill I admire your supreme PR abilities but the fact of the matter is..





Your avatar looks like he came on every persons TV to announce hes taking over the world


Let's try and stay on topic


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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Bill likes orlandos natural uncut dick


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: pachoo] * 1
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pachoo said:
Younger Depp. Older Bloom.

Although my teenage Pachoo would have probably picked Orlando since she may or may not still have his Legolas doll. But she also had a massive crush on Mr. Scissorhands.

:datass:

I'll just go with my first answer. Younger Depp.


Yeah like 1984 Depp/early 90s Depp super hot so in that case I'd say its a tie. But Legolas > Older Depp


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Pull the blinds and change their minds....

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Bill likes orlandos natural uncut dick



:lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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Bill_Oreilly said:
Toobad you just made that up


I can provide links if this is going to be an issue.

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #24238646 -

If i ever did say any of that it was either taken out of context or i was extremely schizophrenic. I am engaged and never did anything gay nor ever thought i was. I don't even think gays should adopt.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #24238867 -

but you said...


Bill_Oreilly said:
im not schizophrenic and haven't been on any antipsych meds for over a year and a half.

I am on methadone maintenance, legally. No heroin.

Plus, even If i were those things, they are only temporary. Being a queer is forever.


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21870984#21870984




and how do you explain this one?


Bill_Oreilly said:
A few years ago in the midst of my heroin addiction, this gay dude wanted me.


He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.

So I go over his house, and he was really drunk. you could tell this was all he was doing on his Friday night because he tried making his house look good, he was drinking, he dressed up..etc.


so I sit on his bed and he starts sucking my dingaling. I got the money first, of course.

after 2 minutes or so, he goes outside to get more booze in his car or something because he said his mouth was dry.

He never came back. Im alone in this gay dudes house on a Friday night with my pants down. Rock bottom has officially been achieved.


after waiting for him for like 20 minutes, I started snooping around his house and found his weed. Must have been 30 grams or so. I snatched it and left.

the next day I found out he got arrested because he broke into some guys car and ended up passing out, hammered.


go ahead, judge me.


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21604880#21604880




Links for the others.


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21876777#21876777

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/17408465#17408465

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16209048#16209048

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22258689#22258689

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16301022#16301022

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go] * 1
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TMJ:burke:


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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Sheekle]
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You are literally picking and choosing my posts to fit your argument. I have done 1 gay act and that was for literrally 20 seconds then i robbed the dude.

I am not attracted to men nor have i ever been curious.

Desperate? Maybe.

I think dicks are the absolute grossest things on the planet..ashame mushrooms had to look like a mutilated one.




My timetables are not always on point so if i said somrthing schizophrenic then later down the line said i havent been schizo..its not my fault for i wasm.schizophrenic..


Show me a post where i say "i am gay"


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #24239308 -

And literally i clicked one link of yours under where you said "link for the others" and i never wrote that. Shroomery goons used to fuxk around. Look at the style of writing..i dont write like that.

Your evidence is tarnished


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #24239311 -

Lmfao none of these i never even wrote..this is too funny..


The ones i did write were taken out of context.

Nice try though


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

Edited by Bill_Oreilly (04/13/17 04:16 AM)

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #24239404 -

I saw a comedian once talk about getting a blow job from a gay dude. The gist of the story? The comedian wasn't gay.

He brings up a good point, though...are you gay if the "gayest" thing you've done is getting blown by a gay dude? I mean, you could have sat there with your eyes closed pretending it was a woman...does that make you gay? :shrug:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: trendal] * 4
    #24239443 -

Lol triple post. Bill is melting


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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He's not gay. He's gay for pay


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: koods]
    #24239517 -

Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said:
A few years ago in the midst of my heroin addiction, this gay dude wanted me.


He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.

So I go over his house, and he was really drunk. you could tell this was all he was doing on his Friday night because he tried making his house look good, he was drinking, he dressed up..etc.


so I sit on his bed and he starts sucking my dingaling. I got the money first, of course.

after 2 minutes or so, he goes outside to get more booze in his car or something because he said his mouth was dry.

He never came back. Im alone in this gay dudes house on a Friday night with my pants down. Rock bottom has officially been achieved.


after waiting for him for like 20 minutes, I started snooping around his house and found his weed. Must have been 30 grams or so. I snatched it and left.

the next day I found out he got arrested because he broke into some guys car and ended up passing out, hammered.


go ahead, judge me.


Now I picture a down on his luck, heroin addicted Bill O'Reilly, sitting in some dude's apartment, with his pants down, cock out and waiting patiently for this dude who's hammered out of his mind to blow him so he can get the fuck out of there with $120 and a quarter of sour diesel

and then snatching his weed and heading off to catch the bus so he can get to the studio to do another episode of The O'Reilly Factor


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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
I have done 1 gay act and that was for literrally 20 seconds then i robbed the dude.



So, you lied before when you said you hadn't?

Bill_Oreilly said:
My timetables are not always on point so if i said somrthing schizophrenic then later down the line said i havent been schizo..its not my fault for i wasm.schizophrenic..



Oh, that's convenient isn't it?

Bill_Oreilly said:
Show me a post where i say "i am gay"


Bill_Oreilly said:
How would you know? You gay? Cause -I AM-


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19205601#19205601

I'm not trying to say that I think you're gay. I'm just trying to bring your own hypocrisy to your attention, and that you may be bicurious.

Now you're trying to say that I'm in cahoots with the shroomery staff and that your posts were tampered with? You're too much, Bill.

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
Confession.

I got my dick sucked by a dude who gave me 150 dollars and an 8th of weed when I was strung out on heroin. I got hella high on smack and bud for 2 nights. He said I had a huge cock :thumbup: it went on for 2 solid minutes or so then he dissapeared and left me in his house...time went on and he didnt come back so i stole the rest of his weed, his vaporizer, and a cool pipe. I found out he was drunk and passed out in some dudes car and got arrested. I could of took everything he owned and never seen that queer again.

Judge me all you want.


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16313062#16313062

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Confession.

I got my dick sucked by a dude who gave me 150 dollars and an 8th of weed when I was strung out on heroin. I got hella high on smack and bud for 2 nights. He said I had a huge cock :thumbup: it went on for 2 solid minutes or so then he dissapeared and left me in his house...time went on and he didnt come back so i stole the rest of his weed, his vaporizer, and a cool pipe. I found out he was drunk and passed out in some dudes car and got arrested. I could of took everything he owned and never seen that queer again.

Judge me all you want.


https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16313062#16313062


+1 did not read

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Re: Orlando Bloom vs Johnny Depp [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Quote:
He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.



Quote:
I got my dick sucked by a dude who gave me 150 dollars and an 8th of weed



Quote:
I was close a few times of letting this dude suck my dick because he offered me like 350 bucks.



So was it 120, 150, or 350?  Or were these all different occurrences?

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