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Shiithead
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Nova]
#21596309 - 04/25/15 06:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Nova said:

Mescalean said:

pretty sure strap on is atleast 5 times as gay

But we're multiplying by 0 here. There is no dude involved. 5 x 0 = 0 ITS MATHEMATICS BITCH.

So if a 10/10 celebrity skank said you could do whatever you wanted to her all night if she can just butt love you for 5 min you would say no?

Lol I'll say no 10/10... Why would want to bring yourself down to those standards... There are way more beautiful girls out there that aren't diluted that will let you do whatever you want to them for 5 minute buttplay...

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: nastynaven]
#21596357 - 04/25/15 06:41 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Eating shrooms.

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: occollegeboi]
#21596469 - 04/25/15 07:18 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

occollegeboi said:

Eating shrooms.

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IlIOIlI
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: nastynaven]
#21597948 - 04/26/15 04:57 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

thought about the gayest thing I ever did

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: IlIOIlI]
#21597955 - 04/26/15 05:03 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Probably along the lines of this...

Edited by 1234go (04/26/15 05:28 AM)

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DOBAS

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Konyap]

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#21598045 - 04/26/15 06:05 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Illyabo said:

I jerked off to a bunch of small bodied 13 year old cartoon girls and realized most of them had visible dicks 2 minutes before I came

:grin:

so for the last 2 minutes you jerked off and came to visible dicks?

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: T-Funkadelic]
#21598055 - 04/26/15 06:11 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

T-Funkadelic said:

Pulled my legs back like a bitch an let a girl tongue my ass hole.

That's awesome man. Love it!

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: DOBAS]
#21598629 - 04/26/15 10:49 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

DOBAS said:

Illyabo said:

I jerked off to a bunch of small bodied 13 year old cartoon girls and realized most of them had visible dicks 2 minutes before I came

so for the last 2 minutes you jerked off and came to visible dicks?

doesn't everyone?

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Konyap]

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#21598685 - 04/26/15 11:02 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Well i've been with 86 guys so i guess i'm super gay as it is. But the gayest moment? What's the meter ov that for a homo like me? I guess maybe having cocks in my butt and mouth at the same time would suffice for being extra gay. That's happened to me a few times.

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Salomon]
#21598708 - 04/26/15 11:10 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Salomon said:

this one time i looked at my own dick

lol this made me laff irl.

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ReposadoXochipilli
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: ipraytomushrooms]
#21598759 - 04/26/15 11:22 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

ipraytomushrooms said:

fucked another guy

probably this but 2 guys at once... outside of having sex with other men and living in a gay ghetto i don't do that much "gay stuff"

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#21598876 - 04/26/15 11:59 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Probably jerking off to tranny porn but I don't think it makes me gay since trannys are more woman than man. I just think it's hot that a girl could have a visible boner and orgasm I guess. If I was gay I'd watch gay porn, which I don't find arousing in the slightest. And I only really like tranny porn if it's girl on tranny

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Shiithead]
#21598878 - 04/26/15 12:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Shiithead said:

[There are way more beautiful girls out there that aren't diluted

Wait there are girls out there adding Water to themselves? :woah:

:woah:

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#21598886 - 04/26/15 12:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

r00tuuu123 said:

Shiithead said:

[There are way more beautiful girls out there that aren't diluted

Wait there are girls out there adding Water to themselves?

:laugh2:

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Shiithead
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#21598984 - 04/26/15 12:33 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

r00tuuu123 said:

Shiithead said:

[There are way more beautiful girls out there that aren't diluted

Wait there are girls out there adding Water to themselves?

Yes but waters from the abyss. The darkness that consumes us. The darkness that rots all before our eyes...

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Hebrews 11:3
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r00tuuu123
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Shiithead]
#21599007 - 04/26/15 12:40 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Shiithead said:

r00tuuu123 said:

Shiithead said:

[There are way more beautiful girls out there that aren't diluted

Wait there are girls out there adding Water to themselves?

Yes but waters from the abyss. The darkness that consumes us. The darkness that rots all before our eyes...

Nice try but bad recovery. :lol:

:lol:

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#21604774 - 04/27/15 04:48 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

FARTS!

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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: nastynaven]
#21604880 - 04/27/15 05:07 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

A few years ago in the midst of my heroin addiction, this gay dude wanted me.

He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.

So I go over his house, and he was really drunk. you could tell this was all he was doing on his Friday night because he tried making his house look good, he was drinking, he dressed up..etc.

so I sit on his bed and he starts sucking my dingaling. I got the money first, of course.

after 2 minutes or so, he goes outside to get more booze in his car or something because he said his mouth was dry.

He never came back. Im alone in this gay dudes house on a Friday night with my pants down. Rock bottom has officially been achieved.

after waiting for him for like 20 minutes, I started snooping around his house and found his weed. Must have been 30 grams or so. I snatched it and left.

the next day I found out he got arrested because he broke into some guys car and ended up passing out, hammered.

go ahead, judge me.

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21604924 - 04/27/15 05:14 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Bill_Oreilly said:

A few years ago in the midst of my heroin addiction, this gay dude wanted me.

He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.

So I go over his house, and he was really drunk. you could tell this was all he was doing on his Friday night because he tried making his house look good, he was drinking, he dressed up..etc.

so I sit on his bed and he starts sucking my dingaling. I got the money first, of course.

after 2 minutes or so, he goes outside to get more booze in his car or something because he said his mouth was dry.

He never came back. Im alone in this gay dudes house on a Friday night with my pants down. Rock bottom has officially been achieved.

after waiting for him for like 20 minutes, I started snooping around his house and found his weed. Must have been 30 grams or so. I snatched it and left.

the next day I found out he got arrested because he broke into some guys car and ended up passing out, hammered.

go ahead, judge me.

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21604937 - 04/27/15 05:16 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Wow! I'm glad I never fucked with ron.

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