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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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JacquesCousteau said:
Uhhh...




i think that one takes the cake man. it's got pubes and everything!


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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Yeah, the pubes are quite the touch.

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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I'm surprised the neck of the bass is not the shaft of the cock like the wangcaster, then when someones playing it looks like their wanking a giant dick.


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Edited by UnderNose (08/01/07 07:08 AM)

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
JacquesCousteau said:
Uhhh...




i think that one takes the cake man. it's got pubes and everything!


Im not sure about that if you mean for it to be the "gayest"

Someone playing that on stage people would be like look lol he has a penis guitar. Then u got someone else playing on stage with the guitar in original post, "look theres a fag!"

just my opinion

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: sublimistri]
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i can imagine the drunken nihgt that guitar was thought up

"DUDE i juts had the best idea, lets make a guitar in the shape of a penis!"

"hahaha"

"NO IM SERIOUS lets totally do it"

a few weeks later, it is thought that its just one of those drunken ideas, until sammy shows up with his custom guitar shaped like a penis...


"OH MY FUCK! thats KILLER!"

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: indica]
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Just for arguments sake it's a bass, you wouldn't make it any other instrument.
The bass is like a cock'n'balls, Guitars & keyboards are like tits'n'ass, drums are like bones or skeleton. Just my two cents:shrug:

Edited by UnderNose (08/01/07 07:20 AM)

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: UnderNose]
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i just did one of those farts where the gas seeps up your ass crack and massges your balls as it escapes for fresh air
i love those ones

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: UnderNose]
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UnderNose said:
Just for arguments sake it's a bass, you wouldn't make it any other instrument.
The bass is like a cock'n'balls, Guitars & keyboards are like tits'n'ass, drums are like bones or skeleton. Just my two cents:shrug:


Personally, (and this is just me, obviously) I would prefer an analogy that is not based on a map of a transvestite's body.

I mean, I guess it's a good formula if you're playing transvestite rock jams. :yesnod:

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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Thats where we play, have you seen us:D

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: UnderNose]
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oh yeah i saw that show.

you guys were way better pre-op

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: indica]
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Weren't  you that groupie that was backstage, you had nothing but praise then.?:tongue:

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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JacquesCousteau said:
Uhhh...




Long live the Wangcaster.

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: indica]
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You'd be gutted if it sounded amazing to play, /questions sexuality..

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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JacquesCousteau said:
Uhhh...





:lol:

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: metal_momma]
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I just fucking pee'd my pants seeing the fat dork rocking out on his hello kitty guitar like it's cool or something followed by seeing the penis guitar with the pubic patch on top, and finally the ball massaging fart comment..


LOOOOOL


Honestly though, can you not see that fat kid acting like his guitar is cool? I remember when kids were all like YA DUDE PINK IS HARDCORE ITS COOL!! I can literally imagine this kid talking to some girls in an awkward way and showing off how cool he thinks his hello kitty guitar is....this is because I know a kid that looks and probably acts EXACTLY like him..he would do this to..Lol what a fucking douche bag.


That made me laugh so hard..thank you...haha:rofl2:


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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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WINNAR!!
This thread has officially been won (I hope :eek:)

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: Gratos]
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I always thought these types of guitars were fucking gay


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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: BrAiN]
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the guitar of 1000 truths



Edited by BrAiN (02/05/08 09:58 PM)

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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: indica]
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I want to see your reaction when you find out that heart guitar was a collector's item worth a million bucks.


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Re: THE GAYEST GUITAR OF ALL TIME LOL [Re: Ferris]
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Yeah but that's mastodon playing the guitar so it instantly becomes badass.


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