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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: occollegeboi]
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But anyway, the reason why there's all this female power going on lately in the media is because we're entering the age of the "goddess movement" where women are taking control. I'm pretty sure the media is setting us up for our first female president.

From Bruce Jenner's transsexual transformation, wolverine turning into a girl, and so forth. And there's even a rumor that Michelle Obama is a transsexual.

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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Soulidarity]
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Soulidarity said:
I am a female transitioning into male. So I sonetimes have to squirt me piss out backwards into the standing urinal



Got it. Thanks for the clarification. I was trying to figure out how that could make sense for someone with male genitals.

And yeah, I bet some of the reactions to that are priceless.  :lol:


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: sprinkles]
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sprinkles said:
im confused.  is my butt suppose to be in the front or in the back?


sprinkles said:
im confused.  is my butt suppose to be in the front or in the back?


sprinkles said:
im confused.  is my butt suppose to be in the front or in the back?


sprinkles said:
im confused.  is my butt suppose to be in the front or in the back?


sprinkles said:
im confused.  is my butt suppose to be in the front or in the back?


sprinkles said:
im confused.  is my butt suppose to be in the front or in the back?


oops.. page jammed.

anyway someone said I was full of shit earlier.  So i gave my butt in the front an enema and now im not anymore.


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: occollegeboi]
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I see no difference between male/female bathroom segregation and the segregation between whites and minorities displayed in the past.  Both are fear based and limit the progression ov humanity. 

And while transgenderism and homo/bisexuality are certainly exclusive ov one another, both represent individuality and sexual freedom.  You're just an ignorant hypocrite, like anti-gay people ov a minority race faced with discrimination.


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: CidneyIndole] * 1
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I am me. We are You.

:peak:

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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
treant said:
OP narced on his weed dealer to the police because he wouldn't front him a gram of weed...



Wait, for real?

That's one of the most fucked up things I've ever heard.



Source?


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Vespera]
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Give me a minute, let me try and find it.

He deleted the post, someone quoted it though...


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: PLURAL] * 4
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HERE's the post, its deleted though, scroll down a little, it was quoted a few posts down.


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: PLURAL]
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occollegeboi said:
Honestly, I hope none of you think I'm a dick for this, but yes, I've snitched before, but nothing happened.

My OLD dealer, the one who would sell me shitty weed for full price. The guy that was literally my LAST resort when all my other dealers didn't answer their phones.

He really pissed me off. I asked him if he could front me a gram, he said yes. I told him I wouldn't be available until 11pm when I got off work, he said cool. So it comes time to get off work and I text him. He said he's busy and wouldn't be able to do it. So I texted him, "You know, I was really counting on you for that front, I've had a stressful week and I just really need to get high. You should have texted me a lot sooner to let me know that you wouldn't be able to do it"

He told me, "If your time is so valuable, get your front from someone else." And I got SUPER SUPER pissed. I started texting him mean things like, "You know what, I'm NEVER buying SHIT from you ever again!!! Your weed isn't even good!! Fuck you!!"

So he started text threatening me and I'm like, "You know what, violence doesn't solve anything, if you fucking assault me, I'll report you to the cops and send you to jail!"

Later that week, I called the police to report him as a drug dealer. Seriously, I treat drug dealing as if it were a real PROFESSIONAL business and if a dealer is going to be FUCKING RUDE to me then I won't go to him anymore. I would NEVER snitch on a dealer but this guy REALLY crossed a line. And literally he ALWAYS sold me the shittiest weed he had even though I know he had better shit in his other stash.

Nothing happened though because a couple months later, I see him responding to shit on a friend's facebook page. Little fucker. He better learn his lesson to be more PROFESSIONAL during a drug deal.

I hope you guys don't hate me. I'm bipolar too, anyone that wants to fuck me, I'm going to GET REVENGE on them.


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
I'm going to say this straight up! If you have a DICK, you use the MEN'S restroom!! If you have a PUSSY, you use the FEMALE'S restroom!! Nobody cares about your little mental dilemma on whether you feel like you're a man or a woman! If you want to use the opposite sex's restroom, then you need to get a sex change operation and take all the hormone replacements... until then, you use the restroom according to your physical genitalia! The end! Cue the hate comments!



So you push an angry intolerant rant into the world and then end it with "cue the hate comments!" More like "end of hate comment".

If anyone is to complain about MtF transgendered people using the female restroom its the females themselves. I don't see how it's a cis-man's business, especially as MtF transgendered people get most their hate from cis-men.

And it gets TEN +1, I can only hope its people enjoying you flipping your lid and not endorsement of your cis chauvinist rant.


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: highvibes]
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occollegeboi said:
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He really pissed me off. I asked him if he could front me a gram, he said yes. I told him I wouldn't be available until 11pm when I got off work, he said cool. So it comes time to get off work and I text him. He said he's busy and wouldn't be able to do it. So I texted him, "You know, I was really counting on you for that front, I've had a stressful week and I just really need to get high. You should have texted me a lot sooner to let me know that you wouldn't be able to do it"

He told me, "If your time is so valuable, get your front from someone else." And I got SUPER SUPER pissed. I started texting him mean things like, "You know what, I'm NEVER buying SHIT from you ever again!!! Your weed isn't even good!! Fuck you!!"
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Later that week, I called the police to report him as a drug dealer. Seriously, I treat drug dealing as if it were a real PROFESSIONAL business and if a dealer is going to be FUCKING RUDE to me then I won't go to him anymore. I would NEVER snitch on a dealer but this guy REALLY crossed a line....


:awewtf:

Wonder if OP has ever called the police due to the bathroom an individual was using as well.
:cookiemonster:

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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Tantrika]
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SweetLeafSamadhi said:
occollegeboi said:
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He really pissed me off. I asked him if he could front me a gram, he said yes. I told him I wouldn't be available until 11pm when I got off work, he said cool. So it comes time to get off work and I text him. He said he's busy and wouldn't be able to do it. So I texted him, "You know, I was really counting on you for that front, I've had a stressful week and I just really need to get high. You should have texted me a lot sooner to let me know that you wouldn't be able to do it"

He told me, "If your time is so valuable, get your front from someone else." And I got SUPER SUPER pissed. I started texting him mean things like, "You know what, I'm NEVER buying SHIT from you ever again!!! Your weed isn't even good!! Fuck you!!"
...
Later that week, I called the police to report him as a drug dealer. Seriously, I treat drug dealing as if it were a real PROFESSIONAL business and if a dealer is going to be FUCKING RUDE to me then I won't go to him anymore. I would NEVER snitch on a dealer but this guy REALLY crossed a line....





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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Tantrika]
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SweetLeafSamadhi said:
:awewtf:

Wonder if OP has ever called the police due to the bathroom an individual was using as well.
:cookiemonster:


Ratters gonna rat

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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Asante] * 1
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Ocgradeskoolboy opted out shortly after that thread as his ratings crashed and burned with mucho gusto...:shitstorm:

Epic melt, too...:luvdemshrooms:

:goodmorning: . . . :peace:


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: vinsue]
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Yup. . . stop watching the news.


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: PaulyAnna] * 5
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People have been using public bathrooms all wrong, you don't look at the other people, you don't speak to them, you don't even acknowledge their existence.
Otherwise you're just doing it wrong and are fucking it up for everybody.

Did a trans person use the wrong bathroom? LOL IDK, I didn't check if the vague nebulous person-shaped appiritions around me are of the right gender, I was busy hitting the fly in the toilet, get a life bitches.

Edited by Turtletotem (10/30/15 07:13 AM)

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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
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I don't think I've ever been to a bathroom and actually talked to people or looked at someone for any reason. A couple years ago, it was a bit creepy that a guy walked buy and looked into the stall while I was shitting(like right up to it) and then walked away.

But I thin the argument that guys are gonna be perverts to women pissing and shitting is pretty freaking weak. I mean, some people are into that, but they probably just sneak in the girls bathroom already.


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Achillita]
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Haha, your post made me think of the OP as a creepy guy in a public bathroom checking the stalls to see if everybody has the right gender :lol:

Get a life, OP! Stop watching TV, it'sfucking with your head!


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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Achillita]
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Turtletotem said:
People have been using public bathrooms all wrong, you don't look at the other people, you don't speak to them, you don't even acknowledge their existence.
Otherwise you're just doing it wrong and are fucking it up for everybody.

Did a trans person use the wrong bathroom? LOL IDK, I didn't check if the vague nebulous person-shaped appiritions around me are of the right gender, I was busy hitting the fly in the toilet, get a life bitches.


Achillita said:
I don't think I've ever been to a bathroom and actually talked to people or looked at someone for any reason. A couple years ago, it was a bit creepy that a guy walked buy and looked into the stall while I was shitting(like right up to it) and then walked away.

But I thin the argument that guys are gonna be perverts to women pissing and shitting is pretty freaking weak. I mean, some people are into that, but they probably just sneak in the girls bathroom already.


Have you seen the South Park episode called The Cissy? lol

Principal Victoria:
And so it is with great pride that I can announce the student body has elected to get rid of the transgender bathroom, and give any fellow student the right to use the bathroom they feel most comfortable in. [cheering erupts from the students] 

Cartman:
I don't wanna use the girls bathroom if anyone can use it! It's gonna be all crowded. [pulls off his bow and throws it to the ground.] 

Principal Victoria:
Anyone who has a problem sharing a bathroom with people who might be transgender will have to use the special designated bathroom designed to keep them away from the normal people who don't care. 

[South Park Elementary, hallway. Stan heads for the boys room when Butters exits] 

Butters:
Hey! Where do you think you're going?! 

Stan:
To the bathroom? 



Butters:
Oh no you don't! You've gotta use the cissy bathroom! [points to the Cissies bathroom, which used to be the Other bathroom] Well go on, cissy! [Stan walks over to the cissies bathroom and goes in. Butters smiles and walks away. The cissies bathroom is just the Other bathroom with a new plaque on it. Stan claps twice and the lights go down. Vivaldi's "Spring" plays] 

Stan:
Wow, this is is pretty nice. [drops trousers and settles in, then begins singing]

Feelin' good on a Monday.
Got my space, all the freedom I need.
Yah yah yah
By myself, yah yah yah



[End of The Cissy.] 



LOL

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Re: This transgendered shit is getting out of hand! [Re: Turtletotem]
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Turtletotem said:
People have been using public bathrooms all wrong, you don't look at the other people, you don't speak to them, you don't even acknowledge their existence.
Otherwise you're just doing it wrong and are fucking it up for everybody.



Wait what? I thought if there was 100 urinals and only 1 guy in there using one, you were supposed to use the urinal next to that guy and try to make conversation instead of using the other 98 open ones, after pulling your pants down to the floor in order to piss.

Edited by SirShroomsAlott (10/30/15 07:46 AM)

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