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Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart?
    #22232923 - 09/13/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, I think im in sharing mood :tongue2: im gunna say usually my farts don't stink, but tonight ive created some rough monsters and theres nothing I can do but bark out and laugh at them and be proud of these stink bombs:peace: One night of drinking and strange eating mixed with one day of eating family get together food is quite the alchemy.

The question is have you ever been proud of laughed at your own fart?:sunny: Enjoy your sunday ya all. Taker easy :sun:

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232930 - 09/13/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's sick


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22232936 - 09/13/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
That's sick




Thats what I was goin for!:tongue2:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22232942 - 09/13/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

farts should be shared not held in


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232946 - 09/13/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I typically dont get proud of that


Cool that you do though


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22232949 - 09/13/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love a good morning fart.  The kind of fart that's been effervescing in your belly since 1am that finally comes out in the morning.  The kind that wakes up the neighbors.  Then I waft the blanket and it makes me cough and that's how I know I'm having a good day


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #22232953 - 09/13/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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farts should be shared



that's sick


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #22232956 - 09/13/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I love a good morning fart.  The kind of fart that's been effervescing in your belly since 1am that finally comes out in the morning.  The kind that wakes up the neighbors.  Then I waft the blanket and it makes me cough and that's how I know I'm having a good day



that's sick


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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22232957 - 09/13/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cosmic.. they say if its not payin rent. Its gotta get out!!:sunny:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232958 - 09/13/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shortknight said:
Haha, I think im in sharing mood :tongue2: im gunna say usually my farts don't stink, but tonight ive created some rough monsters and theres nothing I can do but bark out and laugh at them and be proud of these stink bombs:peace: One night of drinking and strange eating mixed with one day of eating family get together food is quite the alchemy.

The question is have you ever been proud of laughed at your own fart?:sunny: Enjoy your sunday ya all. Taker easy :sun:

Shorty:thumbup:



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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #22232960 - 09/13/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Cosmic_Flame said:
farts should be shared not held in




Sharing is caring.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22232970 - 09/13/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sickening thread


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22232971 - 09/13/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I am proud of every demonous vapor that escapes from my chili ring. The more foul, the prouder I am of my ghost children. Often times I give them purpose to their short existence by placing them in proximity to eager noses. It is not my fault if I laugh when my shit particles waft in to the noses of strangers and friends.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22232973 - 09/13/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I am proud of every demonous vapor that escapes from my chili ring. The more foul, the prouder I am of my ghost children. Often times I give them purpose to their short existence by placing them in proximity to eager noses. It is not my fault if I laugh when my shit particles waft in to the noses of strangers and friends.



that's sick


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22232981 - 09/13/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What you've never had a good fart n stride walk sheekle, where they putter out after each step and you think youve just broken some sort of record?:tongue2:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232987 - 09/13/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lah lah lah i cant hear u lah lah lah lah


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22232994 - 09/13/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If anything I make an effort to try to hide my farts. I remember one time when I was in about kindegarden or first grade I farted in the middle of "reading time" (The teacher read stories out loud to the class.) I looked around but I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was me. My teacher told me to go "flip a card". Which was basically just a penalty system. Green meant no trouble for the day, yellow meant one infraction, & red meant that you were being a little trouble maker.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22233001 - 09/13/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If anything I make an effort to try to hide my farts. I remember one time when I was in about kindegarden or first grade I farted in the middle of "reading time" (The teacher read stories out loud to the class.) I looked around but I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was me. My teacher told me to go "flip a card". Which was basically just a penalty system. Green meant no trouble for the day, yellow meant one infraction, & red meant that you were being a little trouble maker.



LOL! You got punished? WTF


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22233066 - 09/13/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shortknight said:
What you've never had a good fart n stride walk sheekle, where they putter out after each step and you think youve just broken some sort of record?:tongue2:



Quote:

Shortknight said:
What you've never had a good fart n stride walk sheekle, where they putter out after each step and you think youve just broken some sort of record?:tongue2:



I broke a world record one time. I farted for like maybe even over a soild minute. Like there were points where it kinda puttered out n there were no witnesses but im pretty sure it was one continuous fart that left me flabbergasted.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22233068 - 09/13/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I am proud of every demonous vapor that escapes from my chili ring. The more foul, the prouder I am of my ghost children. Often times I give them purpose to their short existence by placing them in proximity to eager noses. It is not my fault if I laugh when my shit particles waft in to the noses of strangers and friends.






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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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