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Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart?
    #22232923 - 09/13/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, I think im in sharing mood :tongue2: im gunna say usually my farts don't stink, but tonight ive created some rough monsters and theres nothing I can do but bark out and laugh at them and be proud of these stink bombs:peace: One night of drinking and strange eating mixed with one day of eating family get together food is quite the alchemy.

The question is have you ever been proud of laughed at your own fart?:sunny: Enjoy your sunday ya all. Taker easy :sun:

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232930 - 09/13/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's sick


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22232936 - 09/13/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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That's sick




Thats what I was goin for!:tongue2:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22232942 - 09/13/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

farts should be shared not held in


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232946 - 09/13/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I typically dont get proud of that


Cool that you do though


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22232949 - 09/13/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love a good morning fart.  The kind of fart that's been effervescing in your belly since 1am that finally comes out in the morning.  The kind that wakes up the neighbors.  Then I waft the blanket and it makes me cough and that's how I know I'm having a good day


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #22232953 - 09/13/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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farts should be shared



that's sick


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #22232956 - 09/13/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I love a good morning fart.  The kind of fart that's been effervescing in your belly since 1am that finally comes out in the morning.  The kind that wakes up the neighbors.  Then I waft the blanket and it makes me cough and that's how I know I'm having a good day



that's sick


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22232957 - 09/13/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cosmic.. they say if its not payin rent. Its gotta get out!!:sunny:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232958 - 09/13/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shortknight said:
Haha, I think im in sharing mood :tongue2: im gunna say usually my farts don't stink, but tonight ive created some rough monsters and theres nothing I can do but bark out and laugh at them and be proud of these stink bombs:peace: One night of drinking and strange eating mixed with one day of eating family get together food is quite the alchemy.

The question is have you ever been proud of laughed at your own fart?:sunny: Enjoy your sunday ya all. Taker easy :sun:

Shorty:thumbup:



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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #22232960 - 09/13/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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farts should be shared not held in




Sharing is caring.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22232970 - 09/13/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sickening thread


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22232971 - 09/13/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I am proud of every demonous vapor that escapes from my chili ring. The more foul, the prouder I am of my ghost children. Often times I give them purpose to their short existence by placing them in proximity to eager noses. It is not my fault if I laugh when my shit particles waft in to the noses of strangers and friends.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22232973 - 09/13/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I am proud of every demonous vapor that escapes from my chili ring. The more foul, the prouder I am of my ghost children. Often times I give them purpose to their short existence by placing them in proximity to eager noses. It is not my fault if I laugh when my shit particles waft in to the noses of strangers and friends.



that's sick


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22232981 - 09/13/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What you've never had a good fart n stride walk sheekle, where they putter out after each step and you think youve just broken some sort of record?:tongue2:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22232987 - 09/13/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lah lah lah i cant hear u lah lah lah lah


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22232994 - 09/13/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If anything I make an effort to try to hide my farts. I remember one time when I was in about kindegarden or first grade I farted in the middle of "reading time" (The teacher read stories out loud to the class.) I looked around but I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was me. My teacher told me to go "flip a card". Which was basically just a penalty system. Green meant no trouble for the day, yellow meant one infraction, & red meant that you were being a little trouble maker.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22233001 - 09/13/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If anything I make an effort to try to hide my farts. I remember one time when I was in about kindegarden or first grade I farted in the middle of "reading time" (The teacher read stories out loud to the class.) I looked around but I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was me. My teacher told me to go "flip a card". Which was basically just a penalty system. Green meant no trouble for the day, yellow meant one infraction, & red meant that you were being a little trouble maker.



LOL! You got punished? WTF


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight] * 1
    #22233066 - 09/13/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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What you've never had a good fart n stride walk sheekle, where they putter out after each step and you think youve just broken some sort of record?:tongue2:



Quote:

Shortknight said:
What you've never had a good fart n stride walk sheekle, where they putter out after each step and you think youve just broken some sort of record?:tongue2:



I broke a world record one time. I farted for like maybe even over a soild minute. Like there were points where it kinda puttered out n there were no witnesses but im pretty sure it was one continuous fart that left me flabbergasted.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22233068 - 09/13/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I am proud of every demonous vapor that escapes from my chili ring. The more foul, the prouder I am of my ghost children. Often times I give them purpose to their short existence by placing them in proximity to eager noses. It is not my fault if I laugh when my shit particles waft in to the noses of strangers and friends.






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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22233086 - 09/13/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah when I slip out a tiny and quiet but ungodly rancid fart and people start thinking someone shit themselves

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22233087 - 09/13/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I always laugh at my farts, boomers/squeekers/fart 'n stride. Gotta be proud of your own creations. If you're with your friends and you have silent farts, ask if anyone smells popcorn :wink: they all take a big wiff of your masterpiece hahaha. I read that somewhere and always do it.

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Roshy]
    #22233123 - 09/13/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I broke a world record one time. I farted for like maybe even over a soild minute. Like there were points where it kinda puttered out n there were no witnesses but im pretty sure it was one continuous fart that left me flabbergasted.




Haha:laugh: haha
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I always laugh at my farts, boomers/squeekers/fart 'n stride. Gotta be proud of your own creations. If you're with your friends and you have silent farts, ask if anyone smells popcorn :wink: they all take a big wiff of your masterpiece hahaha. I read that somewhere and always do it.

Nice Tibia pic OP





Cheers to that fella! And yes, many of good times playin' that game back in the day.

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Roshy]
    #22233134 - 09/13/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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If you're with your friends and you have silent farts, ask if anyone smells popcorn :wink: they all take a big wiff of your masterpiece hahaha. I read that somewhere and always do it.



My friend always does that. Are you him?


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22233195 - 09/13/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)


Unbelieveble my hats off to him on camera n everthing :clap:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22233214 - 09/13/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nothing wrong with be prideful of how much your ass stinks.

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Detached]
    #22233219 - 09/13/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

people who like farts piss me off.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22233240 - 09/13/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22233248 - 09/13/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeh farts are gross n def arent funny but sometimes theyre jus so redic you have to be like WTF


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Detached]
    #22233261 - 09/13/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

im proud just to be able to get em out on time, like right on the dot, nice and smooth, cuz most of times it's a shart and it runs down the side of my legs and and then i have to lick it off or make someone else like it off, like my cat  :pleasetellmemore:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22233263 - 09/13/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I deliberately blow hate-farts out of my bum around people who particularly mention their disdain for them.

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Detached]
    #22233276 - 09/13/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

envision this picture when you talk about your precious farts



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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Hobozen]
    #22233297 - 09/13/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:heytheresexy:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Hobozen] * 1
    #22233304 - 09/13/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'd blow a hate fart on her upper lip.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Detached]
    #22233438 - 09/13/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Id bet good money your cats not dumb enough to eat your shit


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22233724 - 09/13/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

WTF did I just watch? Was he shoving that thing up his asshole?


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22233730 - 09/13/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yes keep watching

I don't think I've laughed hysterically for a solid 5 minutes in years


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #22234088 - 09/13/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It wasn't me but a few years ago one of my co workers farted and it made another female co worker puke. It was hilarious


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22234117 - 09/13/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

now thats funny :lol:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22234161 - 09/13/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I only get proud when it's a full blown shart.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22234336 - 09/13/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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It wasn't me but a few years ago one of my co workers farted and it made another female co worker puke. It was hilarious



LOL!


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22234568 - 09/13/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I used to play this game called Wallyball.  It was volleyball on a racketball court.  There was a viewing balcony up on the second floor on one end.  Not only did I clear the court but I cleared the refs at the viewing station.  Oh yeah.  My finest hour.


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22234695 - 09/13/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:amusedapplause:


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22235292 - 09/14/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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now thats funny :lol:



:lol:

guess she had a weak stomache


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22235387 - 09/14/15 04:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I was ripping ass at work the other day like crazy

It's them spicy chicken Chow Mein noodles man they turn your anus into a chemical weapon


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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22235527 - 09/14/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

my girlfriend releases the hounds on the reg. she'll go in the back room of my apartment like i don't know (or can't hear) what's going on.

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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22235542 - 09/14/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I am proud of every demonous vapor that escapes from my chili ring. The more foul, the prouder I am of my ghost children. Often times I give them purpose to their short existence by placing them in proximity to eager noses. It is not my fault if I laugh when my shit particles waft in to the noses of strangers and friends.









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Re: Have you ever been proud of a real stinkin' fart? [Re: Shortknight]
    #22235626 - 09/14/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dutch oven FTW


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