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InvisibleSterben
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What the fuck Petsmart!!! * 10
    #22080064 - 08/12/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)






Okay. You caught me. I'm absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, "hey which one has been here the longest?". Associate didn't even have to guess or think about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. "Here. He's been here for a long time because everyone thinks he's ugly." My heart fucking broke, Petsmart. It fucking broke. I took this fishy up to the counter with water so dirty you could barely even see the fucking fish. The associate at the counter was like, "wow that's one ugly fish". What. What if I told you that your face was uglier than my betta? Don't say that shit, man. I bought this little turd monger the same day my beautiful betta passed away. I couldn't bear to be alone in my room again. That other fish came from another local pet store and he was badass as fuck. Fucking fish always wanted to fight my finger man. He passed away still fierce as fuck. Goddamn bladder infection took him too soon man, too soon.

Now back to this new fishy. I bought him and noticed he had a little bit of a black fin. Shit. I looked it up and my little turd monger has fin rot because Petsmart doesn't take care of their fucking fish. I don't know how long he'll last but he has started making bubble nests in this gigantic 10 gallon tank. He's happy as fuck. Now, I love this turd monger, don't get me wrong. What makes me so damn mad is that he had fin rot because they don't take care of their fish. Before you come at me like, "Bruh is he on antibiotics" the answer is yes. I'm not taking this fish back to Petsmart so he can rot more.  Even if he only lives for another week I can say he died in better conditions.

Now this new fish is badass as fuck and lemme tell you why:

1. Fearless. THIS FUCKING FISHY ALLOWS YOU TO PET HIM.
2. He looks like a goddamn sunflower. Everyone says he's ugly but he's A GODDAMN SUN IN THIS TEN GALLON TANK.
3. If I stick a tinier container into the 10 gallon tank, HE JUST SWIMS INTO IT. I carried this fish downstairs. He's fearless. He seemed super excited to go downstairs. Seems like a dog trapped inside a fish's body.

Ayeeee Petsmart employees: please never insult someone's pet. What if I had been a kid? That would have been so shitty.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben] * 8
    #22080091 - 08/12/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You are way too worked up about this ugly ass fish.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben]
    #22080097 - 08/12/15 06:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like the way you talk.

My partner and I recently got a bunch of fish at Petsmart, and all of them except for the three neon tetras died. It was really sad, I was just getting used to that tank being so lively and full of cute little fishies. I hope your turd monger makes a speedy recovery from fin rot.  :smile:


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #22080143 - 08/12/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Aw fishy is cute!

I remember my first beta. He was a badass motherfucker! Snazzy blue scales, followed your finger, and whenever he wanted food he would start booping the surface like "gimme food ya bitch!" Loved that fish...

Then my ex from yesteryears past got mad at me over something dumb (like I was at work and couldn't hang out with her) so she snuck into my house and tossed poor fishy into the garbage disposal unit on my sink.

I lost a friend and learned to never put my dick in crazy. :sad:


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben] * 1
    #22080195 - 08/12/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

YOU! STERBAN! I LIKE YOU! FUCK PETSMART!

You're right, that fishy will have a great life from now on, no matter how long or short it is.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22080210 - 08/12/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:boxxy: nice fish


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22080240 - 08/12/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

your sig suits your post


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben] * 1
    #22080245 - 08/12/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I bet if you sent that pic to head office and complained that they would give you store credit.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22080252 - 08/12/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
You are way too worked up about this ugly ass fish.




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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22080255 - 08/12/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tell PETA they'll be furious


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22080257 - 08/12/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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your sig suits your post



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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22080283 - 08/12/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like the attitude. Maybe slightly too intense for the situation, but I like it nonetheless.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben]
    #22080348 - 08/12/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If i'm in a walmart and happen to notice the betta fish have dirty or little water, I'll bring them to the sink they usually have in the isle and give them a fresh topper. :wink:


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22080371 - 08/12/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I like the attitude. Maybe slightly too intense for the situation, but I like it nonetheless.




reminds me of craig from the last season of parks and rec.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #22080376 - 08/12/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben]
    #22080400 - 08/12/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You should firebomb Petsmart. It's the only sensible way to deal with this.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22080691 - 08/12/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I never knew people could get so worked up about fish...If you would have removed the word fish and replaced it with "child" I could understand...Anyway, to each their own.


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben]
    #22080745 - 08/12/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sterben said:
... I looked it up and my little turd monger has fin rot because Petsmart doesn't take care of their fucking fish. ...




Yup.

Best of luck with the antibiotics and giving him a good home. :pipesmoke:


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: Sterben]
    #22080812 - 08/12/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

he doesn't look like he has fin rot.  fin rot usually looks like the edge of the fin is melted(not frayed)and the fin will have some white edging(not black).  Betta's are a swamp fish, and are capable of gulping air to breathe in stagnant water.  The water they live in naturally is at least as nasty as old petsmart water.  Bettas are boring as fuck, and have next to no personality.  you should get yourself some kind of south american cichlid.  I had a pair of oscars once that i had trained to breach the water and take pellets from my fingers.  I have some green terrors right now that i raised from fry(the parents laid eggs in my 55 gal) and they absolutely recognize me and go crazy in the evening when i walk up to the tank to feed them.  Cichlids in general, and south american/central american cichlids specifically, have the most personality and intelligence of aquarium fish IMO


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Re: What the fuck Petsmart!!! [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22080883 - 08/12/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Of common aquarium fish, nothing has more personality than a porcupine puffer.  Of less-common aquarium fish, I'd say a giant hawkfish has more personality than all other fish combined.


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