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Your mama is sooo * 2
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Ugly that Scorpion told her"stay over there"!

Your turn.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87] * 1
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Yo momma so fat, that her and her doctor have discussed a balanced diet and exercise plan because it's starting to effect her health.

Yo momma so poor, that she has a low paying job and thusly has to receive government benefits.

Am I doin it rite?


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
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Matt87 said:
Ugly that Scorpion told her"stay over there"!

Your turn.


LOL i've been putting some hours into Mortal Kombat X and this shit was hilarious


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
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I still have the old MK otherwise I'd fuck your day up.

Who do you main? Ermac master race here.

Early MK was Sub Zero all day though. I dressed as sub zero on halloween once


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
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hey psychonautica yo mama so dumb that bitch tripped over the cordless phone :awesomenod:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Shroom Kitty]
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Cordless phones still have a cord though...


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Post deleted by Sanguin3

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
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Psychonautica said:
Cordless phones still have a cord though...


:lookoverthere:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Sanguin3]
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yo mama so fat she jumed and that bitch got stuck:dawerp:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Shroom Kitty]
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Shroom Kitty said:
Psychonautica said:
Cordless phones still have a cord though...


:lookoverthere:


How do they work if you don't have a phone line running from the base to a wall..?


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
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Psychonautica said:
Shroom Kitty said:
Psychonautica said:
Cordless phones still have a cord though...


:lookoverthere:


How do they work if you don't have a phone line running from the base to a wall..?


 

you killed the joke bro lol


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
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Your mamas so fat that she fell down just trying to walk. I didn't want to laugh, but the sidewalk was cracking up!


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
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YOOOOO mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: zack]
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Your post count is sooo low... :cop:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
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Yo mama so black she went to nightschool and teacher marked her absent.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
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Your mom's so fat she puts her makeup on with paintrollers.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
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Your momma is so fat Paula Deen uses her sweat in her cooking.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Shroomslip]
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Your mom is so fat her ass looks like two hogs in a burlap sack fighting over a milk dud..


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
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Your mom is so fat the back of her neck looks like an 8 pack of hot dogs..


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
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This thread falls far, far, far, far, far, short of the "ur mom" Shroomery phenomena that leaked it's way into every corner of the Shroomery for the vast majority of 2014.


This is probably your worst work here on the Shroomery Matt


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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