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Matt87

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Your mama is sooo 2
#21808316 - 06/14/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ugly that Scorpion told her"stay over there"!
Your turn.
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Psychonautica
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87] 1
#21808355 - 06/14/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yo momma so fat, that her and her doctor have discussed a balanced diet and exercise plan because it's starting to effect her health.
Yo momma so poor, that she has a low paying job and thusly has to receive government benefits.
Am I doin it rite?
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
#21808362 - 06/14/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Matt87 said: Ugly that Scorpion told her"stay over there"!
Your turn.
LOL i've been putting some hours into Mortal Kombat X and this shit was hilarious
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Psychonautica
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I still have the old MK otherwise I'd fuck your day up.
Who do you main? Ermac master race here.
Early MK was Sub Zero all day though. I dressed as sub zero on halloween once
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Shroom Kitty
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hey psychonautica yo mama so dumb that bitch tripped over the cordless phone
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Psychonautica
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Cordless phones still have a cord though...
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Shroom Kitty
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Shroom Kitty
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Sanguin3]
#21808501 - 06/14/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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yo mama so fat she jumed and that bitch got stuck
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Psychonautica
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Quote:
Shroom Kitty said:
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Psychonautica said: Cordless phones still have a cord though...

How do they work if you don't have a phone line running from the base to a wall..?
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Shroom Kitty
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Psychonautica said:
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Shroom Kitty said:
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Psychonautica said: Cordless phones still have a cord though...

How do they work if you don't have a phone line running from the base to a wall..?
you killed the joke bro lol
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Matt87

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Your mamas so fat that she fell down just trying to walk. I didn't want to laugh, but the sidewalk was cracking up!
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zack
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
#21808578 - 06/14/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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YOOOOO mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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Amanita86
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: zack]
#21808587 - 06/14/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your post count is sooo low...
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Matt87

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
#21808593 - 06/14/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yo mama so black she went to nightschool and teacher marked her absent.
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Matt87

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
#21808599 - 06/14/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your mom's so fat she puts her makeup on with paintrollers.
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
#21808602 - 06/14/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your momma is so fat Paula Deen uses her sweat in her cooking.
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Amanita86
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Your mom is so fat her ass looks like two hogs in a burlap sack fighting over a milk dud..
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
#21808627 - 06/14/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your mom is so fat the back of her neck looks like an 8 pack of hot dogs..
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Sheekle
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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
#21808642 - 06/14/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This thread falls far, far, far, far, far, short of the "ur mom" Shroomery phenomena that leaked it's way into every corner of the Shroomery for the vast majority of 2014.
This is probably your worst work here on the Shroomery Matt
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