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OfflineMatt87
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Your mama is sooo * 2
    #21808316 - 06/14/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ugly that Scorpion told her"stay over there"!

Your turn.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87] * 1
    #21808355 - 06/14/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yo momma so fat, that her and her doctor have discussed a balanced diet and exercise plan because it's starting to effect her health.

Yo momma so poor, that she has a low paying job and thusly has to receive government benefits.

Am I doin it rite?


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808362 - 06/14/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Matt87 said:
Ugly that Scorpion told her"stay over there"!

Your turn.




LOL i've been putting some hours into Mortal Kombat X and this shit was hilarious


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21808379 - 06/14/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I still have the old MK otherwise I'd fuck your day up.

Who do you main? Ermac master race here.

Early MK was Sub Zero all day though. I dressed as sub zero on halloween once


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21808414 - 06/14/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hey psychonautica yo mama so dumb that bitch tripped over the cordless phone :awesomenod:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21808459 - 06/14/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cordless phones still have a cord though...


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Re: Your mama is sooo *DELETED* [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21808470 - 06/14/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21808497 - 06/14/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Cordless phones still have a cord though...



:lookoverthere:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Sanguin3]
    #21808501 - 06/14/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yo mama so fat she jumed and that bitch got stuck:dawerp:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21808504 - 06/14/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shroom Kitty said:
Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Cordless phones still have a cord though...



:lookoverthere:




How do they work if you don't have a phone line running from the base to a wall..?


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21808518 - 06/14/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

Shroom Kitty said:
Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Cordless phones still have a cord though...



:lookoverthere:




How do they work if you don't have a phone line running from the base to a wall..?



 

you killed the joke bro lol


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21808526 - 06/14/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mamas so fat that she fell down just trying to walk. I didn't want to laugh, but the sidewalk was cracking up!


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808578 - 06/14/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

YOOOOO mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: zack]
    #21808587 - 06/14/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your post count is sooo low... :cop:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
    #21808593 - 06/14/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yo mama so black she went to nightschool and teacher marked her absent.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808599 - 06/14/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mom's so fat she puts her makeup on with paintrollers.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808602 - 06/14/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your momma is so fat Paula Deen uses her sweat in her cooking.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21808608 - 06/14/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mom is so fat her ass looks like two hogs in a burlap sack fighting over a milk dud..


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
    #21808627 - 06/14/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mom is so fat the back of her neck looks like an 8 pack of hot dogs..


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808642 - 06/14/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This thread falls far, far, far, far, far, short of the "ur mom" Shroomery phenomena that leaked it's way into every corner of the Shroomery for the vast majority of 2014.


This is probably your worst work here on the Shroomery Matt


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Sheekle]
    #21808652 - 06/14/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Do better..


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
    #21808665 - 06/14/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sheekles mom is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having a large quantity of crack....also I wasn't here in 2014.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808706 - 06/14/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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also I wasn't here in 2014.



You're late to the party man :singletear:


2013 and 2014, those are some very historical and meaningful years of the Shroomery

2015 has been off to a really slow start I feel like, for the most part

Wish you coulda been there, for the great mom'ings of 2014


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Sheekle]
    #21808735 - 06/14/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Slow start in what way? It seems like there are tons of really great people very active on this site,..who's mamas are so poor ducks throw bread at them.
I wish I had been around sooner too, I've learned a lot about a lot since getting here.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808744 - 06/14/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sheekles is so fat that anytime hes sitting around on the computer he's btthrt.


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
    #21808754 - 06/14/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your momma so stupid she made this thread.
:trollhide:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21808776 - 06/14/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21809685 - 06/15/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
I still have the old MK otherwise I'd fuck your day up.

Who do you main? Ermac master race here.

Early MK was Sub Zero all day though. I dressed as sub zero on halloween once



Takeda and Kung jin. They're new characters. Im getting better with sub zero though


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21811389 - 06/15/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

funny this thread would come up. i was just listening to the pharcyde's "ya mama" a song consisting entirely of yo mama jokes:



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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Matt87]
    #21811425 - 06/15/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mumma is so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot :ranchydance:


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: pslyke]
    #21811520 - 06/15/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mamma i so old she knew Burger King back when he was a Prince


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Patlal]
    #21811536 - 06/15/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mom is so fat it took Nationwide 3 years to get on her side..


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Amanita86]
    #21811563 - 06/15/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your mama is so ugly that she had no other choice than date your papa


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Re: Your mama is sooo [Re: Patlal]
    #21811600 - 06/15/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That cat in your sig, on the left, reminds me of Sheekle for some reason..


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