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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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You sold your brain for a house?


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: KremrBigSikter]
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KremrBigSikter said:
You sold your brain for a house?


Yep. That's why I'm a brainless idiot going to an interview for an position that I don't know.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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And somewhere, that brain is in a vat, being fed electronic stimulation to make it believe it's a brainless body-person going to a job interview.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: KremrBigSikter]
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if it's a group int, you are going to be just fine.  They can't single you out and ask difficult questions in a group.  It will probably be mostly informative on their part.  They might pull you aside individually and talk to you, but by then you will know what the position is, and therefore what to ask them.  bring a notepad and a pencil to write down notes/questions.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: fbi365]
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just some cliche..

but em. for a job interview.

just smile. sit well. answer some pretentious questions...totally depends what kinda job ..

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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Harribomb]
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Deep down, I know I'll nail it. I have always been successful with interviews in the past. Its been a while but somehow I just know...


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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Get a suit,


Prepare yourself for the likely questions they are going to ask you. all those behavioural questions, " when was a time you had to work as a team ", " when was a time you had to create a solution to a work problem ".


you know all those situation, action, response type of answers. get fresh in your mind a few examples of things you've done well in the past that you can throw at them. and a few difficult things you handled also.


you gotta tailor your apporach to the organisation as well, so do a bit of research on the company, see what they do. and try to slot yourself into the business or the particular role your applying for (i know you said your unsure of which role).


also, use your personality and attitude to stand out! it's not all srs bsns. when you see the guy be all happy and friendly, small talk and all that. connect with them on a personal level. confidence etc.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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Ask a lot of questions, but not too many.  Show off how much you know about the job, try to sound like you know what you are talking about.  Make eye contact, don't act like you are a weirdo.  Tell the person interviewing you that you know a lot of Americans and if anything bad ever happens you might be able to help him get out of Canada to a safe place.  Also, jerk off in your car before the interview starts to loosen you up.  Its my secret trick to always nailing an interview.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: fapjack] * 2
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fapjack said:
Ask a lot of questions, but not too many.  Show off how much you know about the job, try to sound like you know what you are talking about.  Make eye contact, don't act like you are a weirdo.  Tell the person interviewing you that you know a lot of Americans and if anything bad ever happens you might be able to help him get out of Canada to a safe place.  Also, jerk off in your car before the interview starts to loosen you up.  Its my secret trick to always nailing an interview.


What are your strengths?

- I can smuggle you out of the country


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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go in really high, tell that bossman that your the man now, like a boss.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: hTx]
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1st step is to shower and put on some presentable clothes and show up 10 minutes early, a good impression is crucial. When they ask you questions answer them in a positive way. Like what is your greatest weakness? you can answer that at face value and say I suck at this and that. Or you can turn it around and say well I'd like to better develop my self in this area of life. I got the first job interview I;ve had in years tomorrow as well.

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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: koraks]
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koraks said:
I don't think that with the attitude you're displaying currently, there's much in the way of preparation that will really make much of a difference. Maybe consider cancelling the appointment as you'll save both the hiring guy and yourself some time and you could sleep in yourself.


^^ In today's tighter job market, what koraks said is more true than ever. Unless you approach it like you want nothing else in the world but to have the job, HR will smell the lack of drive like sharks smell blood in the water. The last thing they need is to hire someone who will be half ass in a world where now dozens of people (for instance those who have kids to feed and are desperate for a job) willing to give 100% could have easily been hired instead.

I'm not trying to discourage you or anything though. I've gone on many interviews I had no intention of accepting offers from just for experience. And if you haven't been to an interview in years then you pretty much need to suck it up and accept that the first few won't necessarily go well until you get the hang of it.

Best advice I can give you is to be prepared to talk about personal work ethic (strengths weaknesses, what you think constitutes a good worker etc) and (this part is important with all the bullshit modern style interviews today) SPECIFIC examples based on your work history that backs it up.

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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Nova]
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Nova said:
koraks said:
I don't think that with the attitude you're displaying currently, there's much in the way of preparation that will really make much of a difference. Maybe consider cancelling the appointment as you'll save both the hiring guy and yourself some time and you could sleep in yourself.


^^ In today's tighter job market, what koraks said is more true than ever. Unless you approach it like you want nothing else in the world but to have the job, HR will smell the lack of drive like sharks smell blood in the water. The last thing they need is to hire someone who will be half ass in a world where now dozens of people (for instance those who have kids to feed and are desperate for a job) willing to give 100% could have easily been hired instead.

I'm not trying to discourage you or anything though. I've gone on many interviews I had no intention of accepting offers from just for experience. And if you haven't been to an interview in years then you pretty much need to suck it up and accept that the first few won't necessarily go well until you get the hang of it.

Best advice I can give you is to be prepared to talk about personal work ethic (strengths weaknesses, what you think constitutes a good worker etc) and (this part is important with all the bullshit modern style interviews today) SPECIFIC examples based on your work history that backs it up.


What makes me a good worker (the lying version):

- I'm punctual
- I have leadership
- I have a good attention to details
- I know what needs to be done when I see something that needs to be done
- I'm thorough
- I'm great with people
- I work best under pressure
- I know how to deal with stressful situations

What makes me a good worker (truth)

- Fuck you and your stupid job, I don't need, I'm financially independent and I found a way to never have to go back into the rat race ever again while you have to sell your life by the hour in this fucking shithole.


I'll be alright


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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Suck corporate dick!



This is the simplist advice I can give on the matter :lol:
but my first post about it, is more realistic


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: SunnyD]
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Dont stress make sure you're well rested and have a goo outfit dress like you already work there. If its an office job wear at least a button up shirt and a tie. A jacket would be nice. If its like a grocery store like nice pants and a polo is fine. I always wear my nicest jeans and a button up shirt for interviews. I went to classes in high school for like job preparation and stuff so ive never been to an interview where i didn't get the job. You can exaggerate the truth but dont lie. Make sure you think of question the employer might ask you and know the answers you will give. Dont rehearse it just hive it some thought. Theres not much to it really


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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Good luck!  I had my first job interview I've had in years a couple weeks ago and I just found out today I got the job.  :rockon:

As far as tips, you sound like a capable enough young man to be able to successfully wing it.  Provided you can resist the urge to rip your clothes off and stick yer dick into the mashed potatoes, you should be fine.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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In today's competitive job market, it's crucial to approach interviews with a strong work ethic and specific examples of your skills. HR will quickly identify lack of drive, especially when there are many qualified candidates willing to work hard. Prepare to discuss your work ethic, strengths, weaknesses, and examples from your past that demonstrate your capabilities. Be ready to provide concrete instances that back up your claims, such as how you demonstrated attention to detail or leadership.

Patlal said:
Nova said:
koraks said:
I don't think that with the attitude you're displaying currently, there's much in the way of preparation that will really make much of a difference. Maybe consider cancelling the appointment as you'll save both the hiring guy and yourself some time and you could sleep in yourself.


^^ In today's tighter job market, what koraks said is more true than ever. Unless you approach it like you want nothing else in the world but to have the job, HR will smell the lack of drive like sharks smell blood in the water. The last thing they need is to hire someone who will be half ass in a world where now dozens of people (for instance those who have kids to feed and are desperate for a job) willing to give 100% could have easily been hired instead.

I'm not trying to discourage you or anything though. I've gone on many interviews I had no intention of accepting offers from just for experience. And if you haven't been to an interview in years then you pretty much need to suck it up and accept that the first few won't necessarily go well until you get the hang of it.

Best advice I can give you is to be prepared to talk about personal work ethic (strengths weaknesses, what you think constitutes a good worker etc) and (this part is important with all the bullshit modern style interviews today) SPECIFIC examples based on your work history that backs it up.


What makes me a good worker (the lying version):

- I'm punctual
- I have leadership
- I have a good attention to details
- I know what needs to be done when I see something that needs to be done
- I'm thorough
- I'm great with people
- I work best under pressure
- I know how to deal with stressful situations

What makes me a good worker (truth)

- Fuck you and your stupid job, I don't need, I'm financially independent and I found a way to never have to go back into the rat race ever again while you have to sell your life by the hour in this fucking shithole.


I'll be alright


Patlal said:
Nova said:
koraks said:
I don't think that with the attitude you're displaying currently, there's much in the way of preparation that will really make much of a difference. Maybe consider cancelling the appointment as you'll save both the hiring guy and yourself some time and you could sleep in yourself.


^^ In today's tighter job market, what koraks said is more true than ever. Unless you approach it like you want nothing else in the world but to have the job, HR will smell the lack of drive like sharks smell blood in the water. The last thing they need is to hire someone who will be half ass in a world where now dozens of people (for instance those who have kids to feed and are desperate for a job) willing to give 100% could have easily been hired instead.

I'm not trying to discourage you or anything though. I've gone on many interviews I had no intention of accepting offers from just for experience. And if you haven't been to an interview in years then you pretty much need to suck it up and accept that the first few won't necessarily go well until you get the hang of it.

Best advice I can give you is to be prepared to talk about personal work ethic (strengths weaknesses, what you think constitutes a good worker etc) and (this part is important with all the bullshit modern style interviews today) SPECIFIC examples based on your work history that backs it up.


What makes me a good worker (the lying version):

- I'm punctual
- I have leadership
- I have a good attention to details
- I know what needs to be done when I see something that needs to be done
- I'm thorough
- I'm great with people
- I work best under pressure
- I know how to deal with stressful situations

What makes me a good worker (truth)

- Fuck you and your stupid job, I don't need, I'm financially independent and I found a way to never have to go back into the rat race ever again while you have to sell your life by the hour in this fucking shithole.


I'll be alright


Patlal said:
Nova said:
koraks said:
I don't think that with the attitude you're displaying currently, there's much in the way of preparation that will really make much of a difference. Maybe consider cancelling the appointment as you'll save both the hiring guy and yourself some time and you could sleep in yourself.


^^ In today's tighter job market, what koraks said is more true than ever. Unless you approach it like you want nothing else in the world but to have the job, HR will smell the lack of drive like sharks smell blood in the water. The last thing they need is to hire someone who will be half ass in a world where now dozens of people (for instance those who have kids to feed and are desperate for a job) willing to give 100% could have easily been hired instead.

I'm not trying to discourage you or anything though. I've gone on many interviews I had no intention of accepting offers from just for experience. And if you haven't been to an interview in years then you pretty much need to suck it up and accept that the first few won't necessarily go well until you get the hang of it.

Best advice I can give you is to be prepared to talk about personal work ethic (strengths weaknesses, what you think constitutes a good worker etc) and (this part is important with all the bullshit modern style interviews today) SPECIFIC examples based on your work history that backs it up.


What makes me a good worker (the lying version):

- I'm punctual
- I have leadership
- I have a good attention to details
- I know what needs to be done when I see something that needs to be done
- I'm thorough
- I'm great with people
- I work best under pressure
- I know how to deal with stressful situations

What makes me a good worker (truth)

- Fuck you and your stupid job, I don't need, I'm financially independent and I found a way to never have to go back into the rat race ever again while you have to sell your life by the hour in this fucking shithole.

I'll be alright


Sigh. Why does my phone always triple quote?!

You need to back your claims up with references and examples from your past. Anyone can claim anything. You need to convince them of it and prove it. Challenge them to check ' I'm sure any of my references will confirm this '.

E.g. Instead of saying I have good attention to detail, give them a situation where you demonstrate this. Your manager got you to read over an important document and you found key errors in it and got it fixed. Shit like that


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Soulidarity]
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Just did the interview. It was a group thing and it was very relaxing. Fun even. I'll knw on friday if I'm hired or not. They need 3 peeps, we were 7. Technically 6 cause one person was 15 minutes late so I assume that she's out.

Well, maybe it's 5 cause there was a very silent guy that was shy and gave short answers vague answers.... 4 cause one guy talked answered every question with his bakery experience.

Whatever. Maybe I was the guy that everybody was looking at weirdly and saying to themselves "WTF????". Who knows.

Gamble gamble!


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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Sounds like it went well. Let us know how you go.


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Re: Job interview tomorrow. What should I be doing? How do I prepare for this thing? [Re: Patlal]
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Research and memorize as much as you can about the company and what they do.

Do a practice interview with a friend or loved one.

Consider what kind of questions they will ask and how you will answer them.

In the past I have had success taking some etiz before an interview for added relaxation and confidence which looks like competence. Be careful with this one if you dont know your tolerance or how you react.

Dress sharp, bring a professional looking notebook and pen .

Be prepared for the question "what is your biggest weakness" and "what is a situation you did badly in the past"


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