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so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob
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is it wrong that my ex being a degenerate makes me happy? is that petty of me?

apparently shes a cokehead now and she spends all day watching spongebob, like she DVRs that shit and runs 20 hour long marathons, sometimes watching the same episode over and over again while selling all of her possessions to buy coke

whats up with that


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket] * 4
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I could think of 476 things I would rather do on coke then watch Spongebob.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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And while doing those, think of 572 more.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket]
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Sounds like u know how to pick and get stuck on a winner!
Or you got the wrong scoop. Cause she told me the guy she's with has a muchhhhh bigger dick than you
Just sayin

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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket]
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are you speculating whether or not spongebob and coke addiction have some sort of correlation

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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket] * 2
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I do think it's wrong that anybody being a degenerate makes anyone else happy, regardless of whatever sort of relationship said people shared.

I don't see the need to wish ill on others.

Regardless of that, your ex sounds sketchy as fuck so why did you even go out with some sketchy weirdo anyway.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Sheekle]
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She probably wasn't a coke snorting spongebob weirdo at the time.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: shadyy]
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dpomalia said:
Sounds like u know how to pick and get stuck on a winner!
Or you got the wrong scoop. Cause she told me the guy she's with has a muchhhhh bigger dick than you
Just sayin



im a girl numbnuts

boner soup said:
are you speculating whether or not spongebob and coke addiction have some sort of correlation



that's exactly what im implying, and im also wondering if im wrong for thinking she sucks now


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
I do think it's wrong that anybody being a degenerate makes anyone else happy, regardless of whatever sort of relationship said people shared.

I don't see the need to wish ill on others.

Regardless of that, your ex sounds sketchy as fuck so why did you even go out with some sketchy weirdo anyway.



I see your point Sheek, i'm probably only happy because of how mean she was to me towards the end. and yeah looking back on the whole relationship she was pretty sketchy but i went out with her because she used to be really fuckin cool and not a coke snorting spongebob addict


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket] * 2
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Vriska Serket said:
dpomalia said:
Sounds like u know how to pick and get stuck on a winner!
Or you got the wrong scoop. Cause she told me the guy she's with has a muchhhhh bigger dick than you
Just sayin



im a girl numbnuts



That doesn't make him wrong.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: March Hare]
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March Hare said:
Vriska Serket said:
dpomalia said:
Sounds like u know how to pick and get stuck on a winner!
Or you got the wrong scoop. Cause she told me the guy she's with has a muchhhhh bigger dick than you
Just sayin



im a girl numbnuts



That doesn't make him wrong.



that's very true


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket]
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^ See...just sayin

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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket]
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So your ex decided to throw her life down the shitter?

Be happy, don't be happy, it doesn't matter. Its her bad decision not yours.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Patlal]
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this really sad buddhist dude once told me we should be happy whether or not we get what we want and we should be happy when we don't get what we want and that we would never learn anything if we always had our way.

think good thoughts for homegirl


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: jack_straw2208] * 1
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yeah you're right, I shouldn't be happy. hopefully she can improve her life and maybe advance to something like DXM and Rick and Morty all day


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: jack_straw2208] * 2
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jack_straw2208 said:
this really sad buddhist dude once told me we should be happy whether or not we get what we want and we should be happy when we don't get what we want and that we would never learn anything if we always had our way.

think good thoughts for homegirl



I would never take advice on being happy from a sad person.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: jack_straw2208]
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You won the relationship! Damn your lucky, everyone I've ever been with is now married and successful in their life. Bums me out everyday.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: jack_straw2208]
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jack_straw2208 said:
this really sad buddhist dude once told me we should be happy whether or not we get what we want and we should be happy when we don't get what we want and that we would never learn anything if we always had our way.

think good thoughts for homegirl



That is such bullshit. No one can be happy all the time. NO ONE.

Even those people that always seem to be happy all the time aren't. It's a facade.

Maybe that's just the chronic depression in me trying to feel better :shrug:




But yeah Spongebob and coke eh? Weird combo but I've never snorted anything so I'm not inclined to judge. Rick and Morty is deeeeeffff some good shit though.


^^alternate dimension where pizzas order people.


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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
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Vriska Serket said:
is it wrong that my ex being a degenerate makes me happy? is that petty of me?




mine is currently sitting in jail on a $200k bond for trafficking meth, her
current boyfriend is there too, all her 'close friend' say this was a set
up, that this is so unlike her but apparently these friends didnt know her

she said something about wanting some freedom, as if she hasnt had it for
the last 10 years, I wonder how she's enjoying that freedom now

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Re: so apparently all my ex gf does now is snort coke and watch spongebob [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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Franz Kafka said:
You won the relationship! Damn your lucky, everyone I've ever been with is now married and successful in their life. Bums me out everyday.



aw im sorry

Prisoner#1 said:
Vriska Serket said:
is it wrong that my ex being a degenerate makes me happy? is that petty of me?




mine is currently sitting in jail on a $200k bond for trafficking meth, her
current boyfriend is there too, all her 'close friend' say this was a set
up, that this is so unlike her but apparently these friends didnt know her

she said something about wanting some freedom, as if she hasnt had it for
the last 10 years, I wonder how she's enjoying that freedom now




but does she watch spongebob


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