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    #4135012 - 05/04/05 11:46 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Adden]
    #4135015 - 05/04/05 11:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Hell no you're not.

Take more Klonopin, shes going through PMS and you're way to cool for her anyways.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4135017 - 05/04/05 11:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

zzzzz


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Adden]
    #4135027 - 05/04/05 11:49 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

It's some kind of Super PMS. It'll probably last years.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Adden]
    #4135041 - 05/04/05 11:50 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Wow, I am sorry. I never really got the fact that girls are like this(and Im a girl), I dont get how crazy they can be when it comes to guys. I'm friends with most of my exes because we have respect for each other but know we have differences, it blows my mind that someone can be like that.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4135043 - 05/04/05 11:50 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

zzz


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Adden]
    #4135049 - 05/04/05 11:51 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

s2dope said:
Years I *won't* be with her.

Go figure. The first girlfriend I treat like gold, don't take for granted, don't cheat on (yea I got a bad past); and she's psycho.



Sounds like karma biting you in the ass for all those other girlfriends.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Althea]
    #4135052 - 05/04/05 11:52 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Just to clarify. Any PMS related jokes I make are just that. Don't take any offense if you're a female.

I feel kind of bad now.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Silversoul]
    #4135082 - 05/04/05 11:57 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

zzz


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4135111 - 05/05/05 12:02 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Nice clean-up :lol:


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Adden]
    #4135117 - 05/05/05 12:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

You didn't have to be mean to her, she seems like she's got it hard enough with such a crazy mind. Fickle/insane women are a dime a dozen, we've all had an encounter with one i'm sure. You should have just changed your number, and damn you must really fear them bothering you to have gone through the trouble to file restraining orders. Wow.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Shagshow]
    #4135142 - 05/05/05 12:07 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

zzz


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Adden]
    #4135836 - 05/05/05 02:19 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

90% of the women that I have met have at least one of the following characteristics:

(I have met women who have ALL of these characteristics at the same time * shudder *)

1. Bitch
2. Fickle
3. Shallow
4. Slut
5. Manipulative
6. Game-playing
7. Attention starved
8. Psycho
9. Vindictive
10. Selective memory recall (i.e. they make shit up in their heads and believe it).
11. Evil


Long story short. She asks for a break 3 months ago. So I'm like hmm alright makes sense, you're at school 2000 miles away.  Then she breaks up with me.

Number 2.


Then she calls me crying why I broke up with her.

Numbers 5, 6, 7, 8, and 10.


Then she calls me and says she's glad to be over me.

Numbers 1, 6, and 9.


Less than a half hour later, calls again, begging to be back together with me.

Numbers 2, 6, 7, and 8.


In the past 3 months, she's called here at least 1,000 times. That's not embellishment. Today alone, she's called 15 times.

Numbers 6, 7, and 8.


She sounds like a real winner.  :rolleyes:


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Adden]
    #4135853 - 05/05/05 02:23 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)


1. Bitch
2. Fickle
3. Shallow
4. Slut
5. Manipulative
6. Game-playing
7. Attention starved
8. Psycho
9. Vindictive
10. Selective memory recall (i.e. they make shit up in their heads and believe it).
11. Evil



She's threatened to file rape charges on me because her birthday present arrived late (and it was the wrong season DVD, too!)

Numbers 1, 6, 8, 9, and 11.


Aside from the 1k+ calls, it's guaranteed she will go next door to hang out with the girl she talks shit about ("best friend") all the time just to harass me.

Numbers 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 11.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Silversoul]
    #4135895 - 05/05/05 02:33 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Quote:

s2dope said:
Years I *won't* be with her.

Go figure. The first girlfriend I treat like gold, don't take for granted, don't cheat on (yea I got a bad past); and she's psycho.



Sounds like karma biting you in the ass for all those other girlfriends.





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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4135907 - 05/05/05 02:36 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I like this system here, it's very practicall and simple. Could certainly add to the list, but I'm not sure it's necessary.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4136082 - 05/05/05 03:31 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

yep..true, and all I was to them is a nice guy,,way beyond that even..there has to be a good woman out there somewhere..that likes me for who I am and not playing games..yes she was crazy too..atleast i am just looney..


Edited by skunk78395 (05/05/05 03:34 AM)


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: Skunk420]
    #4136091 - 05/05/05 03:34 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)


there has to be a good woman out there somewhere


Oxy-moron of the day.

:rotfl:

Just kidding.


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4136104 - 05/05/05 03:37 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

yea really..:lol: you never know though...internet dating is taking off..I need to start looking if not I want some sex on the side..but I want more then that..


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Re: Crazy ex-gf [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4136109 - 05/05/05 03:40 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Women: Can't live with 'em, can't stay satisfied with just your hand.


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