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Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)
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I love the Chinese a little more now...




Have men finally found a way to replace women???


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal] * 3
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I want one for home.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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Imagine, getting paid to have a robot give you a blow job:lol:
The future


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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lol


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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The5thElement said:
I want one for home.


Yeah, there's already 3 billion guys in line


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
I love the Chinese a little more now...




Have men finally found a way to replace women???


Eww I wouldn't put my dick in that shit and get everybody elses dick juices all over mine


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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:chinaman: Herro Prease.


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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:lol:


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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:kidsmirk:

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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Seriously guys, the more I look at that video, the more I think "would this machine cost less than a woman in the long run?"


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Sheekle]
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there must be some kind of jizz trash in there lol


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Bassfreak]
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The big question here is:

Does it swallow?


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Probably would cost less but you would lose all the emotional attachment and bonding and shit.

I like sleeping next to someone and banging them. I wouldn't want to spoon that machine, but I'd sure fuck it.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Wait until it starts to form it's own liberation/rights movement.


Burning jizz rags in protest

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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thats fucking great.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Bassfreak]
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Bassfreak said:
there must be some kind of jizz trash in there lol



I was thinking that :lol:


dryed up ol crusty vinegery stuff  an' stuff


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And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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people? NO! UNITS!!!



we need more units, we need a unit extractor.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: indica]
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I hope they make a glasses attachment so when I cum I can pull out and splooge all over it's glasses.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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The5thElement said:
Probably would cost less but you would lose all the emotional attachment and bonding and shit.



What's your point?


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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I can see the census forms of the future:

Name:

Age:

Sex (M/F/Jizz extractor):

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