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The5thElement
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: Patlal]
#20184961 - 06/25/14 03:25 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Patlal said:

The5thElement said:

Probably would cost less but you would lose all the emotional attachment and bonding and shit.

What's your point?

Everyone needs someone to love :kimjongil:

Be it man, women or machine.

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CosmicFool
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

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#20184997 - 06/25/14 03:32 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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zappaisgod
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: Patlal]
#20185192 - 06/25/14 04:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Patlal said:

Seriously guys, the more I look at that video, the more I think "would this machine cost less than a woman in the long run?"

This is not a serious question. Of course it would. This is the solution to anthropogenic global warming.

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JohnnieYen
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

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#20185206 - 06/25/14 04:17 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

best alarm clock ever

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GoldenEye
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

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#20185208 - 06/25/14 04:18 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

It should be possible to program it so that it recognises how hard you get and adjusts speed and tightness accordingly. Just let it make random variations and measure the response.

Edited by GoldenEye (06/25/14 04:19 PM)

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zappaisgod
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: GoldenEye]
#20185255 - 06/25/14 04:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Ya see. These are the kind of things that bring out the finest entreprenurial spirit in mankind. Note I didn't say womankind. If this works they can fuck off.

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Sun King

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: The5thElement]
#20185299 - 06/25/14 04:40 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Japan does it better.

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Konyap

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: Sun King]
#20185436 - 06/25/14 05:07 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Strap on one of those VR headsets with japanese princess hentai simulation playing and you're good to goo!

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Asante
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: Patlal]
#20185453 - 06/25/14 05:10 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Patlal said:

I love the Chinese a little more now...

Have men finally found a way to replace women???

I see those exercise machines on the homeshopping network and I think "I don't think this is for me." This however I'm willing to give a go.

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Patlal
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: Asante]
#20186061 - 06/25/14 07:05 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Asante said:

Patlal said:

I love the Chinese a little more now...

Have men finally found a way to replace women???

I see those exercise machines on the homeshopping network and I think "I don't think this is for me." This however I'm willing to give a go.

Machine sex.

The best kind of sex.

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Patlal
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

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#20186063 - 06/25/14 07:05 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I call it "The BlowBot 9000!"

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KT-BC

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)

[Re: Sun King]
#20186301 - 06/25/14 08:01 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Sun King said:

Japan does it better.

man thats creepy as fuck :uhoh:

robots are improving everyday and i guarantee there is japanese dudes working around the clock to make robot women better or virtual women. i think thats like.super fucked up..call me old fashioned but i dont want to fuck a robot :nonono:

but that original video patlal that shit was hilarious :lol:

but like is snapping one off really so hard they have spend a bunch of cash and time making this :confused:

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