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Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol)
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I love the Chinese a little more now...




Have men finally found a way to replace women???


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal] * 3
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I want one for home.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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Imagine, getting paid to have a robot give you a blow job:lol:
The future


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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lol


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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The5thElement said:
I want one for home.


Yeah, there's already 3 billion guys in line


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
I love the Chinese a little more now...




Have men finally found a way to replace women???


Eww I wouldn't put my dick in that shit and get everybody elses dick juices all over mine


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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:chinaman: Herro Prease.


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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:lol:


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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:kidsmirk:

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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Seriously guys, the more I look at that video, the more I think "would this machine cost less than a woman in the long run?"


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Sheekle]
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there must be some kind of jizz trash in there lol


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Bassfreak]
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The big question here is:

Does it swallow?


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Probably would cost less but you would lose all the emotional attachment and bonding and shit.

I like sleeping next to someone and banging them. I wouldn't want to spoon that machine, but I'd sure fuck it.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Wait until it starts to form it's own liberation/rights movement.


Burning jizz rags in protest

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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thats fucking great.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Bassfreak]
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Bassfreak said:
there must be some kind of jizz trash in there lol



I was thinking that :lol:


dryed up ol crusty vinegery stuff  an' stuff


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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people? NO! UNITS!!!



we need more units, we need a unit extractor.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: indica]
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I hope they make a glasses attachment so when I cum I can pull out and splooge all over it's glasses.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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The5thElement said:
Probably would cost less but you would lose all the emotional attachment and bonding and shit.



What's your point?


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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I can see the census forms of the future:

Name:

Age:

Sex (M/F/Jizz extractor):

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
The5thElement said:
Probably would cost less but you would lose all the emotional attachment and bonding and shit.



What's your point?



Everyone needs someone to love  :kimjongil:

Be it man, women or machine.

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
Seriously guys, the more I look at that video, the more I think "would this machine cost less than a woman in the long run?"


This is not a serious question.  Of course it would.  This is the solution to anthropogenic global warming.


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
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best alarm clock ever


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: zappaisgod]
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It should be possible to program it so that it recognises how hard you get and adjusts speed and tightness accordingly. Just let it make random variations and measure the response.

Edited by GoldenEye (06/25/14 04:19 PM)

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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: GoldenEye]
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Ya see.  These are the kind of things that bring out the finest entreprenurial spirit in mankind.  Note I didn't say womankind.  If this works they can fuck off.


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: The5thElement]
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Japan does it better.



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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Sun King]
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Strap on one of those VR headsets with japanese princess hentai simulation playing and you're good to goo!


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said:
I love the Chinese a little more now...




Have men finally found a way to replace women???




I see those exercise machines on the homeshopping network and I think "I don't think this is for me."  This however I'm willing to give a go.


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
Patlal said:
I love the Chinese a little more now...




Have men finally found a way to replace women???




I see those exercise machines on the homeshopping network and I think "I don't think this is for me."  This however I'm willing to give a go.


Machine sex.

The best kind of sex.


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Patlal] * 1
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I call it "The BlowBot 9000!"


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Re: Chinese hospital introduced its first "Hands Free Sperm Extractor" (You gotta look at this lol) [Re: Sun King]
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Sun King said:
Japan does it better.





man thats creepy as fuck :uhoh: robots are improving everyday and i guarantee there is japanese dudes working around the clock to make robot women better or virtual women. i think thats like.super fucked up..call me old fashioned but i dont want to fuck a robot :nonono:


but that original video patlal that shit was hilarious :lol: but like is snapping one off really so hard they have spend a bunch of cash and time making this :confused:

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