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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Ok amoismis] * 1
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My friend told me one time that he was going to stick it up his womans ass and she didn't really want him to do it so when he put his cock close to her ass she let a little turd slide out and then slid it back in like a turtles head to scare him off lmao.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: morrowasted] * 2
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morrowasted said:
It's a boy forcing a fish to give his friend a blowjob.


I'm glad I read this whole thread before clicking that link  :iveseenenough:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Wonder Junkie]
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Porn has normalized it.

Porn =/= real life (you think this would be obvious to anyone who has ever actually had sex :facepalm:).


So people just stick it right in spontaneously, and often drunk when inhibitions are at their lowest, and wonder why things go wrong.


Me, personally, I have never done it, but I'm sure eventually I will. I have heard first hand accounts and apparently as long as you prep for it then it's fine.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: pirate-blues] * 4
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:pm:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Konyap] * 1
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:ohyou:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: pirate-blues] * 2
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This thread... What have a stumbled into here? *slowly backs away*


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 2
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Blowing loads in a womans butt is the beeeeessss kneeeesssss.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: pirate-blues]
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pirate-blues said:
Porn has normalized it.

Porn =/= real life (you think this would be obvious to anyone who has ever actually had sex :facepalm:).


So people just stick it right in spontaneously, and often drunk when inhibitions are at their lowest, and wonder why things go wrong.


Me, personally, I have never done it, but I'm sure eventually I will. I have heard first hand accounts and apparently as long as you prep for it then it's fine.


its all about sneakin it in when they least expect it

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: thelanzii] * 1
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Nemmies said:
pirate-blues said:
Porn has normalized it.

Porn =/= real life (you think this would be obvious to anyone who has ever actually had sex :facepalm:).


So people just stick it right in spontaneously, and often drunk when inhibitions are at their lowest, and wonder why things go wrong.


Me, personally, I have never done it, but I'm sure eventually I will. I have heard first hand accounts and apparently as long as you prep for it then it's fine.


its all about sneakin it in when they least expect it









:peyotezen:
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if a guy did that to me during sex I would pull away, get up and nope the fuck right out of there.
"it slipped"

bullshit. I understand that sometimes things get confusing down there in certain situations, but IME whenever that happens I'm like "nope, nope, wrong one, champ", and it gets corrected very fast.



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Edited by pirate-blues (05/04/14 02:47 AM)

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: pirate-blues]
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dshsb
I am totally fucking around.  I bet that would hurt

Edited by thelanzii (05/04/14 02:52 AM)

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: thelanzii] * 1
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Anal is really nice.:manofapproval:
If she's a smoker and she's into anal thats usually a keeper right there.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 1
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Youve gotta easy that shit in or you will never get an attempt at anal again with the same girl. 1 finger. 2. 3. Then slowly head and slooooooowly back and forth. As she gets use to it you can increase speed SLOWLY


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: pirate-blues]
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pirate-blues said:
Nemmies said:
pirate-blues said:
Porn has normalized it.

Porn =/= real life (you think this would be obvious to anyone who has ever actually had sex :facepalm:).


So people just stick it right in spontaneously, and often drunk when inhibitions are at their lowest, and wonder why things go wrong.


Me, personally, I have never done it, but I'm sure eventually I will. I have heard first hand accounts and apparently as long as you prep for it then it's fine.


its all about sneakin it in when they least expect it









:peyotezen:
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no

edit:

if a guy did that to me during sex I would pull away, get up and nope the fuck right out of there.
"it slipped"

bullshit. I understand that sometimes things get confusing down there in certain situations, but IME whenever that happens I'm like "nope, nope, wrong one, champ", and it gets corrected very fast.




:awelol:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 3
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i don't have much of an opinion on anal sex.  the fiancé punched me in the head last time i said something about it;

but since we are on the topic of anuses, mr toastman.....i think you forgot to fart on my toast this morning.  :crazy2:

Edited by SunshineDaydream (05/04/14 05:09 AM)

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: SunshineDaydream] * 1
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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
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Powdered_Toastman said:



1:11 - thank you :yesnod:

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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: SunshineDaydream] * 1
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Anal sex with girls is THE BOMB!

You guys obviously dont fuck enough girls because if ya did you would be doing anything sexually that the kick ass ladies in your life want.  :murray:

Plus, I dont know who you are hooking up with but I have NEVER fucked a chick with a dirty ass.

The other night I was fucking my best friend's lady friend for the first time and she said, "Put this toy in my ass while your fucking me". What was I going to say no? Fuck that, I dicked her butt and put it in her pussy. :cool:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: tealeaf] * 2
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I love how in our society sex has become an ego booster where as the original intent was for reproduction.

When did self esteem and social status rely on sexual activity?

I mean congradulations man

Proud of ya

:super:


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
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I greatly prefer anal sex to vaginal sex. I much more enjoy fucking a butthole.


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Re: Why is anal sex a thing? [Re: Moonshoe]
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I don't know why its a thing. My girlfriend is obsessed with it though and we have yet to do it. She goes on and on about how hot she thinks it is. I finger her butthole a little but sticking the d up their seems weird as fuck to me. Seems like it'll hurt her but she swears she'll love it.  Tried stupidly to do it without lube and just supplement with her pussy juices..... did not work at all.


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