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On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm
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As the summer season- whose boundaries are, to the being which shall be briefly described later in this discursive output, imposed by the chronology of the oligarchical hegemony which deceptively purports be a non-profit educationally-oriented institution, but to which/whom that being nevertheless owes its feelings of financial security and a significant measure of gratitude- truly commences- that portion of the universe which experiences itself and others through the temporary intra-sensorialsyntacticosemantico-input  inter-syntaticosemanticolocomotive-output positive feedback biomechanoprocesses** has generatively willed that it is now safe, acceptable, and appropriate to figuratively harvest and consume the fruits of its patience and successful labor.

    As a result of a process that began with and continued throughout the most recent, negatively-charged climate cascade from Summer to Fall to Winter, morrowasted has just embarked upon the autoadministration my self-imposed, long-but-patiently-awaited rewards for what it believes to be its legitimate, honest, productive, and, above all, existentially vital and organizational strategies for successfully maintaining a cycle of perpetually transcendent achievement. This cycle is a metaphorical attempt to become the ebb and flow of what some semantic output mechanisms have neologized satori, by means of which those who stubbornly retain their desire to swim with (or, mercy on them) against the current either follow the current whose ebb and flow are predominantly defined by the aforementioned mutually integrated satori.



    Essentially everyone who is able to do so spends expends some of their remaining labor-acquired resources on “enjoyable non-essentials” to reward themselves; this appears to be a natural, perhaps even vital condition of positive/healthy living in human society. Morrowasted presently feels like he may be succeeding at this process of purposeful self-reward as a motivator to an unprecedented degree, a fact which he considers to be confirmed inasmuch as his reward system is (i) decidedly substantiated by the consistently positive correlations between his behavioral patterns and their characteristically efficacious and  superior results, (ii) devoid of denial (for which he is very grateful, as it is a relatively new development), and (iii) consistently rewarding to a very high degree.

    Not only does he depart for his month-long personal escapade to Portugal, Spain, Holland, and England on March 11th- a journey for which he has budgeted $6500, an amount which his (admittedly not extensive) experience but relatively extensive research leads him to believe shall afford him the most extravagant month-long experience of his life, given the trip length and the fact that he will be travelling alone (unless someone for whom he will not be paying decides to tag along at some point during the trip), and thus will only be footing individual bills for other individuals for "specific purposes" :oopsie: (not [explicitly acknowledged] prostitution; maybe a limousine, a really nice restaurant, and a 5 star hotel one night con una mujer educada y bella, tal vez dos veces).

Furthermore, morrowasted, having just completed his first year of graduate school, has rewarded himself with a two day drug binge. At present, 135mg of oxycodone, 15mg of oxymorphone, 3mg of Xanax, 3200mg of gabapentin, 75mg of topiramate, 15mg of methylphenidate, and 200mg of caffeine are altering his cerebral homeostasis. This drug combination is admittedly absurd sounding, but morrowasted has only this say: after years of trying the “alittle at a time very often”, he as discovered that “a shitload at a time very rarely” affords him a much more all-around effective and enjoyable. The high that he has is indescribably profound, and when it wears off by Friday, he will enjoy, without withdrawal or craving, being sober and reading fantasy and nonfiction books until his next major binge, probably around mid July.



*You call this part of the universe morrowasted.

** These input-output biomechano processes are generally called people.

Edited by morrowasted (05/01/14 08:13 PM)

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted]
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tl;dr

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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Mad_Larkin said:
tl;dr




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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: The Vapor]
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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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TS;DC





no doubt

i may be fucked up but at least im not too lazy to read and write like 98% percent of the shroomery :rolleyes:



seriously blows my mind how short the average smericans attn span is


allmy classes are 3 hours str straight and far from thrilling but i never just start daydreaming; if i did I wouls make a shit grade

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted] * 1
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I'm English and I wouldn't read that post if you paid me.

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted] * 4
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From the title of the thread, my first thought was that your intention was to write something in unnecessarily complex language so that you could feel like it went over everyone's heads. I think you got the response you intended.

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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well first of all you must have read enough of it to have ascertained as much. second of all sure you would, unless (i) you're already extremely rich and dont need money or (b) so mentally incapable you don't understand the value of money, which puts you at roughly the level of a 2 year old. everyone prositutes themselves in different ways.

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: psi] * 4
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psi said:
From the title of the thread, my first thought was that your intention was to write something in unnecessarily complex language so that you could feel like it went over everyone's heads. I think you got the response you intended.



This. No one wants to participate in your mental masturbation.

I hope you had fun jerking it onto the page tho.


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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: propensity] * 1
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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: propensity]
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propensity said:
psi said:
From the title of the thread, my first thought was that your intention was to write something in unnecessarily complex language so that you could feel like it went over everyone's heads. I think you got the response you intended.



This. No one wants to participate in your mental masturbation.

I hope you had fun jerking it onto the page tho.



bastid

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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Verbose.


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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: psi]
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psi said:
From the title of the thread, my first thought was that your intention was to write something in unnecessarily complex language so that you could feel like it went over everyone's heads. I think you got the response you intended.



nah it just goes over peoples heads cuz they are unfamiliar with the wattsian paradigm and metaphyiscal theories that involve linguistic input-output mechanisms

there is nothing intentional at all about it. I am a theorist by trade. my dissertation will argue for the collapse of uniquely identifiable and referential cognitive states according to gundel's hierarchy of the relationship between cognitive states and the choice of a given anaphoric expression. i will argue that gundel has derived her belief in the referential cognitive state from literlly a single anecdote in the English language in her paper in which she sloppily appears to be suggesting that the formal difference between the anaphoras lies in the chomskyan deep structure of the sentence (which she of course tip toes around becauseshe knows linguists hate chomsky now), and that, if we assume the existence of such a hierarchy, its nonexistence as a separate state is supported by (i) the neurolinguistic model of syntactic cohesion via the process whereby microcuits of neural networks called sequence detectors develop into macrocircuits called word webs, and (ii) that since the word webs involved in the anahporas corresponding to Uniquely Identifiable and Referential cognitive states produce are topologically homologous and (iii) since the corresponding anaphoric forms themselves are homonymic and finally (iv) that there are obviously no corresponding uniquely differentiable anaphoric forms corresponding to the referential state in languages other than English (so far I have verified in Spanish, Chinese, Russian, and Japanese), that her model needs to be at minimum be altered such that referential is either collapsed into uniquely identifiable or simply eliminated such that referntial anaphorias are considered to be something like a subset or a kind of uniquely identifiable anaphora.

this is just the shit i thnk aboutall day man every once in a while when i get real high i like to talk about. i cant talk to anyone IRL about it, there is literally only one person i have ever met who can understand what the fuck i am saying, but i can say whatever the fuck i want on the internet and i dont reallyGAF if you guys dont like it. its just me venting though, not trying to "look  impressive" or whatever. most of u probably think im a dork more than anything but its whatever,this is the kind of thingi love to think about

im just super high on drugs gimme a break guys but im not making shit up, this is what i study

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted] * 1
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next time just ask someone to give you a black eye

you'll look smarter

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted]
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:kidsmirk:

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted] * 2
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morrowasted said:
psi said:
From the title of the thread, my first thought was that your intention was to write something in unnecessarily complex language so that you could feel like it went over everyone's heads. I think you got the response you intended.



nah it just goes over peoples heads cuz they are unfamiliar with the wattsian paradigm and metaphyiscal theories that involve linguistic input-output mechanisms

there is nothing intentional at all about it. I am a theorist by trade. my dissertation will argue for the collapse of uniquely identifiable and referential cognitive states according to gundel's hierarchy of the relationship between cognitive states and the choice of a given anaphoric expression. i will argue that gundel has derived her belief in the referential cognitive state from literlly a single anecdote in the English language in her paper in which she sloppily appears to be suggesting that the formal difference between the anaphoras lies in the chomskyan deep structure of the sentence (which she of course tip toes around becauseshe knows linguists hate chomsky now), and that, if we assume the existence of such a hierarchy, its nonexistence as a separate state is supported by (i) the neurolinguistic model of syntactic cohesion via the process whereby microcuits of neural networks called sequence detectors develop into macrocircuits called word webs, and (ii) that since the word webs involved in the anahporas corresponding to Uniquely Identifiable and Referential cognitive states produce are topologically homologous and (iii) since the corresponding anaphoric forms themselves are homonymic and finally (iv) that there are obviously no corresponding uniquely differentiable anaphoric forms corresponding to the referential state in languages other than English (so far I have verified in Spanish, Chinese, Russian, and Japanese), that her model needs to be at minimum be altered such that referential is either collapsed into uniquely identifiable or simply eliminated such that referntial anaphorias are considered to be something like a subset or a kind of uniquely identifiable anaphora.

this is just the shit i thnk aboutall day man every once in a while when i get real high i like to talk about. i cant talk to anyone IRL about it, there is literally only one person i have ever met who can understand what the fuck i am saying, but i can say whatever the fuck i want on the internet and i dont reallyGAF if you guys dont like it. its just me venting though, not trying to "look  impressive" or whatever. most of u probably think im a dork more than anything but its whatever,this is the kind of thingi love to think about

im just super high on drugs gimme a break guys but im not making shit up, this is what i study



SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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lol lots of rustled jimmies appear to be getting rustled in this thread or something, and theyre definitely not mine, im cold chillin like a villain.  whats the big deal? the truth is i dont really carewhat you guys think i am just enjoying the hell of out of getting my ideas out on figurative paper, if it bothers you go to another thread. if someone who studies formal lingustics happens upon the thread we could have a great disccusion.


atleast it aint some green terror shit

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted] * 1
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Re: On delayed gratification, written within a neo-Wattsian Epistemic paradigm [Re: morrowasted]
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Quote:
This. No one wants to participate in your mental masturbation.


if someone else is studying linguistics they might, cuz my theory is legit. i mean, it's gonna be published. just cuz you dont get it doesnt mean it's mental masturbation. thats like me going into some physics thread I dont understand and accusing them of mental masturbation because I dont understand it. their deal is physics, physicits like to talk about physics; linguists like to talk about linguistics. it's pretty simple. mental masturbation is shit like what Bill Oreilly posts or that thread about Who Created Space

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