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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
I'm lazy and selfish. I don't like work. I don't shower enough. I masterbate totally different than everyone. I'm addicted to sugar.  I judge others before putting myself in their shoes. Hmm what else..i tend to forget how truly lucky I am. Oh ya and I don't have sex hardly at all despite having a fiancé


Ok. You can't just say "totally different" and not explain. Do you do it with a fork instead of a spoon?


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: koods]
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i once grew some plants with a friend a few years ago it turned out to be a really bad harvest so i told him it got nicked and kept it all to my self.
Dammm im a bad person.
i never told that to any one


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just ask frank

"he who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"



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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: tommyg615]
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I pee off the porch even when not drunk.


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: tommyg615]
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I sit in the bathroom and surf the Web at work for at least 30 minutes 2-3 times a day. No one wonders where I am and no one asks what I've been doing. Sometimes it's like 45 minutes.

When I'm at my girlfriends house and she did something to piss me off sometimes I'll smoke her weed when she's not there. I read her diary once too. There was some shit I had to know and there shouldn't be any secrets anyway. I'm so untrustworthy.


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: searching] * 2
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I love weed


I am afraid to go back to the dentist in case I have more cavativies


I've stolen from stores and some of my mom and sisters stuff back in the day of my misuse when I  was blacked out on benzos
Never got caught- by a store. My sister and mom? Different story.


I've tripped on mushrooms with my dad

I am nervous right now for my dad

I love my life, my dad, my famiy, and the universe- lucky to have them


I  am level 114 on GTA V online my name is EatableNut4 and Xbox chose that name for me


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: 28064212]
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In the past three years I have become addicted to drugs (opiates) and have neglected so many friendships that I am pretty much alone now.  Three beautiful awesome girls who I came to know well don't have any respect for me any more and I don't blame them.  I'm off opiates now but I feel desperate and alone and it's pretty fucking hard not to get high again...

Also got fired from my job...

because I smoked a bunch of crack and did heroin for the last time the night before.


:frown:


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"I have never freed myself from the suspicion that there is something very odd about this mission."

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: koods] * 1
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koods said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
I'm lazy and selfish. I don't like work. I don't shower enough. I masterbate totally different than everyone. I'm addicted to sugar.  I judge others before putting myself in their shoes. Hmm what else..i tend to forget how truly lucky I am. Oh ya and I don't have sex hardly at all despite having a fiancé


Ok. You can't just say "totally different" and not explain. Do you do it with a fork instead of a spoon?



If you really to know, I guess ill explain..


I use 2 hands simultaneously to masterbate...with my left hand I move my dick around in all directions while my right is flat out like im giving a high-five and I place it ontop of the head of my dick. so im moving it around furiously while my other hand is on the top to make it stimulate the tip.

its so much more pleasuring. its how I taught myself to jack off :shrug:

I can bust in about 2 minutes tops using this method as well...it all depends how hard/fast I want to move it.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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I have busted more nuts in one person bathrooms in restaurants than I have in pussies.

also, I am easily the most uselessly paranoid person I know. some part of my mind always is waiting for someone i have trusted for years to murder me in my sleep.


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The above is hypothetical, when it is illegal.

Psychedelics are performance enhancers for the philosopher.

Knowledge and wisdom are one and the same.

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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I have a huge dick.:shrug:


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Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart's in it.

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Alexestalex]
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I'd also like to confess to oversized pulsating erections.


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Shroomery Law:  Don't piss off the leftist mods & their friends! :banhamster:

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: psychodelia]
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psychodelia said:
I don't want a job and intend to waste my life or commit suicide soon


That shit is dark


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: bloodsheen]
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He was trolling me in another thread...now I truly feel bad for the kid. Good Luck buddy :heart:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
He was trolling me in another thread...now I truly feel bad for the kid. Good Luck buddy :heart:


Yea same. Now I get why hes kind of a tool sometimes


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: bloodsheen]
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I hate my extended family and with a couple of them if there was a button to magically kill them I would mash that thing like the Whammy button


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
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Cause we all have wings. But some of us don't know why...


My very own funnies thread: LINKY

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Alexestalex]
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Alexestalex said:
I have a huge dick.:shrug:


This too.


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Cause we all have wings. But some of us don't know why...


My very own funnies thread: LINKY

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: 28064212]
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28064212 said:
I love weed


I am afraid to go back to the dentist in case I have more cavativies


I've stolen from stores and some of my mom and sisters stuff back in the day of my misuse when I  was blacked out on benzos
Never got caught- by a store. My sister and mom? Different story.


I've tripped on mushrooms with my dad

I am nervous right now for my dad

I love my life, my dad, my famiy, and the universe- lucky to have them


I  am level 114 on GTA V online my name is EatableNut4 and Xbox chose that name for me


You sound like my kid, Hayden?? Is that you?


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Cause we all have wings. But some of us don't know why...


My very own funnies thread: LINKY

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Moorning Due]
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No my name isn't Hayden :lol:


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: 28064212]
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Ive never considered it before, but could number man be :underage:?

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: 28064212]
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28064212 said:
No my name isn't Hayden :lol:


LOL, I'm a dude.. but I can be your mom too!


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My very own funnies thread: LINKY

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