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Post a confession about yourself in this thread
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Not only do I go to the bathroom, but I also use it when I get there.

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: morrowasted]
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I sleep with my dog cuz it helps me feel less lonely.

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: morrowasted]
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I hijacked an Airfix and crashed it into the floor.


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: WhoManBeing] * 1
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i quit going to my classes :grin:


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: g00ru] * 6
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g00ru said:
i quit going to my classes :grin:



that'll show 'em

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: g00ru]
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I've never masturbated...


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: 245willow19]
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Esekon Kelly said:
I've never masturbated...



Wtf i have a friend like that...how...why

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: 245willow19] * 4
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Esekon Kelly said:
I've never masturbated...



oh come on you've got much jucier confessions than that, dude


i stole a random cactus from someone's yard while drunk and high on oxycontin at 3am with an undisclosed shroomerite under the false impression that it was San Pedro

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: TheNarrator] * 2
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I'm too scared to make a change.


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
g00ru said:
i quit going to my classes :grin:



that'll show 'em



:/ it ran its course what can i say. i think my teachers, the students, and i probably all understand each other at this point so it's fine.


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: morrowasted] * 2
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I masturbate sometimes about things that aren't sexual but I enjoy (drug experiences, music, traveling, etc)


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
Esekon Kelly said:
I've never masturbated...



oh come on you've got much jucier confessions than that, dude


i stole a random cactus from someone's yard while drunk and high on oxycontin at 3am with an undisclosed shroomerite under the false impression that it was San Pedro



I use to steal 100s from my parents to purchase drugs and then blame other family members or try look for the money with my mom by tearing up the house and pretending i knew nothing about the missing $600

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: 245willow19]
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thats more like it

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: TheNarrator] * 1
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TheNarrator said:
Esekon Kelly said:
I've never masturbated...



Wtf i have a friend like that...how...why



Im really picky about women...if I see a spot or mark on a girl i am immediately turned off...i love Asian women...such smooth delicate skin and those brown eyes...and slim petite figure....id destroy their asshole...i like the smell of sweaty girls...turns me on...im dirty

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: morrowasted]
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I have been taking Methoxetamine on most days of winter. :omgz:



It's been completely awesome, I learned so much and experienced no negatives other than some tolerance buildup. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Asante]
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I used to piss in the ac unit when I was a little kid

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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: plektheplek]
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I take probiotics, now my shit is more log like then ever.


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: morrowasted]
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I once faked an injury(twisted ankle) in the middle of a relay competition when I was 10 years old because I was getting winded and didn't want to "fail" by stopping.

which of course is even a bigger FAIL! :lol:

I still hate myself for that


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Re: Post a confession about yourself in this thread [Re: Masked]
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i smoke cigarettes even though i hate it. i don't exercise even though i know it would make me feel better. i keep a cat in my apartment even though i'm not allowed. i'm almost never satisfied with anything i do or make. i smoke weed almost every day, and when i don't i can't help but think that weed would make the day better.


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