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Psilosopherr
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being a massage therapist

#18764726 - 08/27/13 06:20 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Wouldn't that be the shit? sure you'd have to massage men. But if you ever got to massage a hot babe that would amazing.

And you could massage as foreplay (reallyyy well), which is like, the best

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Synthe
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Registered: 11/10/12
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Psilosopherr]
#18764730 - 08/27/13 06:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

No it's overhyped

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Psilosopherr
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Synthe]
#18764743 - 08/27/13 06:22 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i could see that. I've seen several massage based porns in the last month. Maybe thats why I'm in this mentality :lol:

:lol:

but still, using those skills on a future lover would be nice.

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HeyImShroomy
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Registered: 08/18/12
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Psilosopherr]
#18764751 - 08/27/13 06:24 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I've considered going to school (if you can call it that) for massage therapy. Easy job, hands on, and pays pretty damn well.

And if you get yourself into a nice salon or something, you're guaranteed some attractive women will show up on your table.

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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Psilosopherr]
#18764758 - 08/27/13 06:25 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

rbalzer said:

sure you'd have to massage men.

Says who? You can make your own stipulations.

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Synthe
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Psilosopherr]
#18764782 - 08/27/13 06:30 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

rbalzer said:

i could see that. I've seen several massage based porns in the last month. Maybe thats why I'm in this mentality

Give me three guesses

Asa Akira? Nuru Massage?

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Masked
The Nutter

Registered: 11/26/12
Posts: 8,983
Loc: Canada

Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Psilosopherr]
#18764786 - 08/27/13 06:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

It will be very rare you are getting to massage hot women.

And in some cases you will be massaging this:

And your average customer will look something like this:

Have fun

:thumbup:

My advice? Learn how to massage, use it on hot women who you are trying to get with

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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(

Registered: 07/23/12
Posts: 15,711
Loc: Switzerland

Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Masked]
#18764799 - 08/27/13 06:34 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I would kill myself if I ever got that fat

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Masked
The Nutter

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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18764812 - 08/27/13 06:37 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

VivaLaMushie said:

I would kill myself if I ever got that fat

:lol:

ditto

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Psilosopherr
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Synthe]

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#18764815 - 08/27/13 06:38 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Synthe said:

rbalzer said:

i could see that. I've seen several massage based porns in the last month. Maybe thats why I'm in this mentality

Give me three guesses

Asa Akira? Nuru Massage?

hahahaha, yes indeed. God that nuru stuff is great for me. :lol:

:lol:

I've been sso close to having a real threesome, nuru makes me think of what would have been..

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Lynnch
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Psilosopherr]
#18764820 - 08/27/13 06:38 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

rbalzer said:

But if you ever got to massage a hot babe that would amazing.

How would that be amazing? It's not like you're going to do anything with her. If you even attempt to make it sexual you could lose your job. Totally unprofessional.

You're better off taking a class or watching youtube tutorials and using it as a pickup line...

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Psilosopherr
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Lynnch]
#18764823 - 08/27/13 06:39 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Lynnch said:

rbalzer said:

But if you ever got to massage a hot babe that would amazing.

How would that be amazing? It's not like you're going to do anything with her. If you even attempt to make it sexual you could lose your job. Totally unprofessional.

You're better off taking a class or watching youtube tutorials and using it as a pickup line...

thats certainly more logical. I posted this on a whim based on 10 seconds of thought :lol:

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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Psilosopherr]
#18764837 - 08/27/13 06:43 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Im just bein a dick shattering dreams :lol:

:lol:

I fursuuure know where you're coming from. The 'Want a backrub?... Hmm this would be better if you took your shirt off' line is the best :awesomenod:

:awesomenod:

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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(

Registered: 07/23/12
Posts: 15,711
Loc: Switzerland

Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Lynnch]
#18764844 - 08/27/13 06:44 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Rbalzer, will you rub my feet?

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Murph

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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Masked]
#18764846 - 08/27/13 06:45 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Masked said:

And your average customer will look something like this:

and he'll be expecting a rub and tug before his bowling league night by the looks of him.

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Psilosopherr
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18764859 - 08/27/13 06:48 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

VivaLaMushie said:

Rbalzer, will you rub my feet?

Ha. I'm quite lonely, I would rub any woman's feet under 33 :yesnod:

:yesnod:

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Synthe
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18764918 - 08/27/13 06:59 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

VivaLaMushie said:

Rbalzer, will you rub my feet?

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Bender B Rodriguez
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Registered: 11/20/09
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Loc: Aurora, CO

Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Synthe]
#18764932 - 08/27/13 07:03 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Had a friend who is a massage therapist. He said its mostly average middle to old aged customers. He said he had a few hot chicks but it was rare. He also said it was hard to make good money from it.

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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
#18764987 - 08/27/13 07:20 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Bender B Rodriguez said:

Had a friend who is a massage therapist. He said its mostly average middle to old aged customers. He said he had a few hot chicks but it was rare. He also said it was hard to make good money from it.

Yeah, I have a friend that got certified.. Never went farther than that.

You ain't massaging the inner thighs of playboy bunnies.

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Psilosopherr
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Re: being a massage therapist

[Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18771418 - 08/29/13 02:27 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

sorry if that was weird :porn:

:porn:

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