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Srirachi
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Sheekle]
#21125523 - 01/15/15 03:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I take em to the Capital Grille a lot, and it usually comes out to right about $200. You'd be hard pressed to find a better steak though.

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Srirachi
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

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#21125535 - 01/15/15 03:43 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

myc_check1212 said:

Its not cheating, its outsourcing.

Escorts can do things most wives won't.

I was approached by a hooker once who said "Baby I'll do things your wife will never do."

She wasn't kidding.

I gave her $200 and she shut the fuck up for an hour.

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Sheekle
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Posts: 53,153

Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: myc_check1212]
#21125539 - 01/15/15 03:43 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

myc_check1212 said:

Sheekle said:

Also, do you really cheat on your wife?

Its not cheating, its outsourcing.

Escorts can do things most wives won't.

You guys are terrible.

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Srirachi
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Sheekle]
#21125548 - 01/15/15 03:45 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah but the sex is :awesome:

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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Srirachi]
#21125569 - 01/15/15 03:50 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I think I'd be ashamed if my wife stuck her finger in my poopy hole

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Sheekle
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Srirachi]
#21125579 - 01/15/15 03:52 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Srirachi said:

Yeah but the sex is

I'm putting you and the other dude on ignore for wife-cheatings

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Srirachi
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Sheekle]
#21125592 - 01/15/15 03:55 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

You'll be back.

They always come back.

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myc_check1212
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Srirachi]
#21125610 - 01/15/15 04:00 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Srirachi said:

myc_check1212 said:

Its not cheating, its outsourcing.

Escorts can do things most wives won't.

I was approached by a hooker once who said "Baby I'll do things your wife will never do."

She wasn't kidding.

I gave her $200 and she shut the fuck up for an hour.

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Alexestalex
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Posts: 5,644
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Srirachi]
#21125767 - 01/15/15 04:34 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I love hookers, it's something I usually decide to do in the spur of the moment. Mind you, I've only visited escorts a few times.

Yeah it's quite pricey but definitely worth it once in a while.

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EllisDSox
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Re: Happy Ending Massage

[Re: Srirachi]
#21126674 - 01/15/15 08:01 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Srirachi said:

You'll be back.

They always come back.

That spastic is the only person who has ever had me on ignore aside from some guy I have never heard of. The fuck face makes Coaster look like Shakespeare.

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