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endoscopy/colonoscopy
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about 15 times this evening i've nearly panicked because i had the colonoscopy and endoscopy today. i keep waking up thinking it's happening tomorrow and that i haven't done the clean out prep. the same thing happened last night at 6pm when i thought it was 6am and still needed to prep all night. you will shit you're whole bed like a baby if you try and take a nap. that might be more comforting actually except when you wake up. the toilet is hell as is a nasty bath. at least with the nap, you can plan ahead and take a shower. all gets released then too(nap), not just little annoying and painful squirts. i could only imagine what it felt like, probably all warm and cozy. i didn't wake 'till it got cold so it must have been pleasant. god i know how to get the girls on this site...

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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So did you shit yourself while napping? I'm a little confused.


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: goldcaphunter]
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he already has one thread about his -scopy's.  I dont think english is his first language.

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: memes]
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Oh,I guess that explains it.


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: memes]
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meams said:
he already has one thread about his -scopy's.  I dont think english is his first language.



english is my first language. i refuse to use capital letters, only when writing. i have some shit auto correct too that fucks with me all the time. it looks like you're the one who can't spell english really, haha!

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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passifloracaerulea said:
meams said:
he already has one thread about his -scopy's.  I dont think english is his first language.



english is my first language. i refuse to use capital letters, only when writing. i have some shit auto correct too that fucks with me all the time. it looks like you're the one who can't spell english really, haha!



So did you shit yourself or not?


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: goldcaphunter]
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i shat my mother's bed like you'd never imagine.

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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passifloracaerulea said:
i shat my mother's bed like you'd never imagine.



I am sorry to hear this :lol:
At least your rid of years of build up :shrug:


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: goldcaphunter]
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i was supposed to do the cleanse at my sister's house in one of my teen nephews rooms. i'm so glad i chose my mother's guest room than traumatize my nephew.

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: goldcaphunter]
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goldcaphunter said:
At least your rid of years of build up :shrug:




Build up?  Of what?


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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nothing but a 10 pound layer of green soft poop before it turns to yellow bile.

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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i'm waiting to see if this gluten rich pound loaf of sourdough garlic bread i ate last night and this morning send me to the er. hopefully the prilosec omeprazole lets me eat everything. i do feel discomfort so maybe i will go with nothing but fruit trees.

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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LiquidSmoke said:
goldcaphunter said:
At least your rid of years of build up :shrug:




Build up?  Of what?



Shit stuck to the walls of your intestines.


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: goldcaphunter]
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Most people have hardly any of that.  If at all.


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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If you have a healthy digestive system,and yeah most people don't have it. However,a lot of people do.




That's an extreme case of the nastiness!


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: goldcaphunter]
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a few people at my work who are a little older than me (they're in their 30s) do regular 'colon clensing'.



I'm a little apprehensive about the shit-of-epic-proportions.  hemorrhoids suck.  I have colon-blowing type shits often enough (i'm talking:  the entire toilet bowl, filled with shit.  rising out of the water) so hopefully my walls are clean...



this thread has me nervous! :undecided:

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: memes]
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meams said:
a few people at my work who are a little older than me (they're in their 30s) do regular 'colon clensing'.



I'm a little apprehensive about the shit-of-epic-proportions.  hemorrhoids suck.  I have colon-blowing type shits often enough (i'm talking:  the entire toilet bowl, filled with shit.  rising out of the water) so hopefully my bathroom walls are clean...

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this thread has me nervous! :undecided:



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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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quotefail, but i saw what you tried to do there.

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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: goldcaphunter]
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goldcaphunter said:
If you have a healthy digestive system,and yeah most people don't have it. However,a lot of people do.




That's an extreme case of the nastiness!




That's just poo dude,  that's not some kind of build up from years that can only be relinquished with cleansing.


It's.  Just.  Poo.  That comes out regularly and naturally.


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Re: endoscopy/colonoscopy [Re: LiquidSmoke]
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i assume you were told to delete by a mod or get banned.

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