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What's it like getting a colonoscopy?
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Tomorrow, a strange man will sodomize me with a camera while I am unconscious. Does it hurt?

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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: figurine]
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LOL


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: figurine]
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Tell us how it went :shrug:


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And never known your face
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And searched this human race
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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: MushroomTrip]
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it is like nothing, well it is like getting date raped or something

you are sitting on the table in one of there gowns then they inject the drugz then the next 20 min are sort of blury but you do sort of remember it, after that there is a nurse asking you if you want crackers as you wake up and fart alot from the air they pump in


but i dont remember the guy actually going "in"


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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: royer]
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I get the feeling that all of the laxatives I have to take are going to be worse than the sodomy. I've never taken laxatives before, so this week simply abounds with new experiences. My only hope is that too many people don't see my bare ass while I'm still awake.

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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: figurine]
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man I am dying with laughter over here :lol:


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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: figurine]
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figurine said:
I get the feeling that all of the laxatives I have to take are going to be worse than the sodomy. I've never taken laxatives before, so this week simply abounds with new experiences. My only hope is that too many people don't see my bare ass while I'm still awake.


Actually, you're right on the money. That jug of horrible fluid you have to drink (and the time until you go in) is WAY WAY WORSE than the actual colonoscopy.

To be honest, the colonoscopy was kind of fun. The sedatives they gave me were kind of a trip. And I don't remember being anally violated at all.

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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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JacquesCousteau said:
figurine said:
I get the feeling that all of the laxatives I have to take are going to be worse than the sodomy. I've never taken laxatives before, so this week simply abounds with new experiences. My only hope is that too many people don't see my bare ass while I'm still awake.


Actually, you're right on the money. That jug of horrible fluid you have to drink (and the time until you go in) is WAY WAY WORSE than the actual colonoscopy.

To be honest, the colonoscopy was kind of fun. The sedatives they gave me were kind of a trip. And I don't remember being anally violated at all.


I'm at that stage right now, and I can definitely say that I'd rather have something shoved in my ass at the moment as opposed to drinking another two liters of whatever the fluid is. However, I am accustomed to drinking and eating repugnant tasting swills from years of recreational drug use, so it isn't that bad.

Also, did your colonoscopy mess up the rest of your day?

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Re: What's it like getting a colonoscopy? [Re: figurine]
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Hm.. well, I had it pretty late in the day, so it didn't interrupt much. However, I was kind of groggy for a while after. Not real bad though.

The excess gas and the resulting digestive discomfort didn't really help though.

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