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My Survivalist Plan * 2
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I'm stockpiling huge amounts of cactus sticks, 2C's, synthetic cananabinoids, tryptamines, pharmaceuticals, and 10,000 boxes of ramen noodles.  Got a -30F sleeping bag, tent, gun with 10,000 rounds of ammo, plenty of clothes from goodwill. 


Next time I lose my job, Im camping out in the mountains of new mexico and I am going to do nothing but take drugs and lay around until I either drop dead or run out of materials.

If I'm still alive when I run out of materials, I'm turning myself in to the VA hospital, claiming to be a hopeless basket case, threaten suicide, and suck on the government tit for the rest of my life.

Seems like its as good of a plan as anything else with the way we are getting butt-raped by our government.


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: starfire_xes] * 3
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hmmmmm...  Sounds legit...


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: starfire_xes]
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thank god.

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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: starfire_xes]
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I like your style mang!

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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: joshisstoned]
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You know, we'll have a better chance of surviving if we work together...

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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: seekeroftruth]
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HA

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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: seekeroftruth] * 1
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seekeroftruth said:
You know, we'll have a better chance of surviving if we work together...



I dont care about surviving.  I just want to go with a head full of zombie.



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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: seekeroftruth]
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How about you trade the ramen for food with actual nutrients in them?


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: Patlal]
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plenty of nutritious sage lizards, etc, back home.


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: Patlal]
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OP has never found an obstacle in life he couldn't blame on the gub'ment.
Patlal said:
How about you trade the ramen for food with actual nutrients in them?


A ramen based economy is about as rational as the gold standard.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: koods]
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for real.

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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: koods]
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koods said:
OP has never found an obstacle in life he couldn't blame on the gub'ment.
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I dont blame the government.  I blame the morons who vote for the likes of the 536 whores and compulsive spenders that populate the US government.


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: koods]
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koods said:
OP has never found an obstacle in life he couldn't blame on the gub'ment.
Patlal said:
How about you trade the ramen for food with actual nutrients in them?


A ramen based economy is about as rational as the gold standard.


:facepalm:


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: mpd]
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seekeroftruth said:
You know, we'll have a better chance of surviving if we work together...


:notsureif:

mpd said:
hmmmmm...  Sounds legit...



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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: broken]
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closed veil said:
seekeroftruth said:
You know, we'll have a better chance of surviving if we work together...


:notsureif:

mpd said:
hmmmmm...  Sounds legit...



Oh I'll work with you.

But the minute you turn your back...


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: starfire_xes]
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your survivalist plan sounds legit, except for the survival part


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Re: My Survivalist Plan [Re: starfire_xes]
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You should invest in some beans as well. Also, make sure to buy a huge amount of cannabis seeds to take with you. Don't want to run out of the reefer after all.

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