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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: ganjfather]
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Um yes you're fooling yourself if you think neem oil and yoga are going to keep her from having a baby if you bust in her all the time..
I think you should clarify for the pub here that you mean that you pull out every time. Wouldn't want these kids thinking some hoodo magic is gonna stop a baby :smile:
plz clarify :smile:

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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: 2Experimental]
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i think hes :trollhide: with the yoga neem oil stuff.


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: 2Experimental]
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2Experimental said:
Um yes you're fooling yourself if you think neem oil and yoga are going to keep her from having a baby if you bust in her all the time..
I think you should clarify for the pub here that you mean that you pull out every time. Wouldn't want these kids thinking some hoodo magic is gonna stop a baby :smile:
plz clarify :smile:


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Still pull out if you choose to go the natural route, everything helps.


l2read please.


It really does work, though. I have busted in her on numerous drunk occasions. You honestly don't have to take chemicals to get perfect birth control. Just takes a little knowledge of the subject.


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: ganjfather]
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ganjfather said:
I have busted in her on numerous drunk occasions. You honestly don't have to take chemicals to get perfect birth control. Just takes a little knowledge of the subject.


this is probably why you didnt get her preggo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovulation


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: ganjfather]
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ganjfather said:
2Experimental said:
Um yes you're fooling yourself if you think neem oil and yoga are going to keep her from having a baby if you bust in her all the time..
I think you should clarify for the pub here that you mean that you pull out every time. Wouldn't want these kids thinking some hoodo magic is gonna stop a baby :smile:
plz clarify :smile:


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Still pull out if you choose to go the natural route, everything helps.


l2read please.


It really does work, though. I have busted in her on numerous drunk occasions. You honestly don't have to take chemicals to get perfect birth control. Just takes a little knowledge of the subject.


You got lucky then... to be honest, if you time HER CYCLES right, there's like a week or so long window when you can come all up in it and fifty guys can bust junk up in that honey hole and she still won't get pregnant... maybe you got lucky, maybe it was meant to be, maybe your sperm doesn't work or her eggs? It could be a ton of shit dude, but I wouldn't be testing fate LIKE THAT>

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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: 2Experimental]
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2Experimental said:
You got lucky then... to be honest, if you time HER CYCLES right, there's like a week or so long window when you can come all up in it and fifty guys can bust junk up in that honey hole and she still won't get pregnant... ;


Best week+ of the month.... girls are only fertile for a few days every month.

ganj got lucky LOL


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: Shins]
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Shins said:
ganjfather said:
I have busted in her on numerous drunk occasions. You honestly don't have to take chemicals to get perfect birth control. Just takes a little knowledge of the subject.


this is probably why you didnt get her preggo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovulation


I'm well aware of what ovulation is. I've taken 2 years of anatomy. I know what I am doing :ooo:
Do I really need to be that specific?

I'm trying to give OP a bit of advice he hasn't heard before.
Play the devils advocate. Have fun. I'm gonna go have some amazing sex.


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: Shins]
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Shins said:
2Experimental said:
You got lucky then... to be honest, if you time HER CYCLES right, there's like a week or so long window when you can come all up in it and fifty guys can bust junk up in that honey hole and she still won't get pregnant... ;


Best week+ of the month.... girls are only fertile for a few days every month.

ganj got lucky LOL



It was the Yoga, man..

:bubbles:

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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: ganjfather]
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well i may owe ganj an apology.... it seems there might be something to the neem oil thing.... why have i not heard of this before?

but id like an explanation on how YOGA prevents contraception :smile:

the only reason i can think of is because a healthy lifestyle tends to make time of ovulation more predictable.


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: Shins]
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Neem oil is also used to kill aphids and other pests in the garden...I've used it before, a few years ago when I had a mass aphid infestation on my plants.

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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: 2Experimental]
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apparently it works on sperm infestations too....  im a little shocked TBH but there is a lot of material out there about it.


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: Xizqu]
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Yeah well it's 5am and my girlfriend isn't home yet.

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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: Shins]
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Yep, there are tons of methods used to prevent pregnancies... but they've all been wiped out by MODERN MEDICINE< and ABORTION.


back in the old days, people were in tune with their bodies, and knew what herbs to use as contraceptives.

Just imagine a world without a pharmacy, nothing but natural medicine.

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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
Yeah well it's 5am and my girlfriend isn't home yet.


:lolsy:


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: 2Experimental]
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2Experimental said:
Just imagine a world without a pharmacy, nothing but natural medicine.


...and dying from sepsis because of a blister on your toe.

:cookiemonster:

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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: Shins]
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Shins said:
well i may owe ganj an apology.... it seems there might be something to the neem oil thing.... why have i not heard of this before?

but id like an explanation on how YOGA prevents contraception :smile:


Good question.
Certain stretches can constrict the fallopian tubes and the uterus, allowing the woman to know exactly when that egg is going to drop. The woman can get on a very exact cycle and literally have 1-2 days out of the month that she can conceive. So it helps her to know her own ovulation cycle and when to be extra careful.

There are also stretches that my lady does during this time that can literally make the uterus not allow the a fertilized egg to implant into the wall of the uterus. The egg will abort itself, so it can be fertile and it will still drop, the girl will still have a period. very similar to plan B pill, without pumping her full of hormones.

It's hard to just explain like this, if you are interested, research a bit.

I am by no means saying yoga alone will work. You need to do the correct stretches, shes a yoga instructor so she knows a lot more about it than I do. I just understand the theory. I'll admit there is not much evidence other than in eastern communities who swear by it.

She does yoga, neem oil during the right time and I do a hot water contraception to my testicles every 4 months.


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Re: I think my gf is pregnant.... [Re: circularvortex] * 1
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circularvortex said:
:shrug:  Go get a swizzle stick and have her piss on it.

Better to know than to worry.


this. i don't understand how people will worry themselves sick thinking someone is pregnant. gee, if only there was a way to know for sure!!


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