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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
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ok so heres a story, my friend from childhood/highschool came back to town to go to a funeral and visit home for a few weeks. she had a baby whose a year and a half now, and her baby daddy in austin is a real douche. we started getting intimate and i didnt expect it at all, and shes one of these girls, she doesnt use deoderant, is quite the hippie, doesnt wear makeup (which i like) and has been kinda loose with her sexual life. although since her kid shes changed alot besides her being a stripper to make money, shes very genuine and trustworthy.

problem for me, the smell detracted me especially when she smoked ciggurettes, but when things got down to business i couldnt keep my buddy up either because i just recently started usually condoms or because she was pretty loose. Idk why but i couldnt get erections from her like i could just cuddling with some certain girls. idk if its because shes not very velupsious, or its her scent, or the condom, or what.

Im using condoms from now on or just not having sex with a girl who isnt on the pill because i just took human sexuality class and it scared me alot. I dont want to have a child or deal with the thought of putting one out while its a fetus, i dont have the time or income to take care of a child.


besides this our chemistry is pretty awesome, she left back to austin today


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Muufokfok]
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I like a scent I wouldnt describe it as smelly.  I like perfume but i dont wanna smell you ten minutes after you walked off though.  When I hug girls for the first time if its that way I definitly sniff em..  I love when they say did you just smell me an dIm totally lik yeah cause Im an animal baby!


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Muufokfok]
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Muufokfok said:
shes one of these girls, she doesnt use deoderant

problem for me, the smell detracted me especially when she smoked ciggurettes,


shower before sex, call it a warm up, foreplay, have sex in the shower, doesnt
matter. if she's not wearing deodorant and the smell is an issue, get clean
before getting dirty


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Also some girls might not smell that bad it has lot to do with diet and she smokes cigarettes that could make a difference.


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
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I can relate. I love the smell of my girlfriend's armpits (without deoderant). Being able to smell her natural scent after a long day makes me incredibly horny.

I also love her strong taste when she is unshowered. Everything about her body drives me crazy. Every smell, taste, texture... Being able to immerse myself in the experience makes for much more passionate sex.

Fuck sterile sex. I always get angry when my girl wants to "wash up" before sex - such a turn off. :thumbdown:

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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: DogTired]
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ugh 0mFg i just showered ((after 3 days)) and i had to take 2 showers to get the 3 layers of philly philth off. that was jus 'ick :hellokitty:


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Mello Kitty]
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ellenallien i bet you have such adventures Im not even saying that sarcastically.  You are an admitted junky I know your goin hard in the paint.


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: bangpowboomers]
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Girls that smell?  come on.

no, period.



shower and put some deodorant on.  Not that hard.




if her body smells from a couple feet away, just imagine when she takes the pants off.


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Big Worm]
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i bet OP loves giving rim jobs to the only fat girl that showed up to the hike after a week with out showering


you filzy zing youuuu:frenchtroll:


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Big Worm]
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Ah man, go on a run with your girl. When you get back, both hot an sweaty, shit gets feral :awesomenod:

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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Big Worm]
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ellenallien said:
ugh 0mFg i just showered ((after 3 days)) and i had to take 2 showers to get the 3 layers of philly philth off. that was jus 'ick :hellokitty:


Big Worm said:
Girls that smell?  come on.

no, period.



shower and put some deodorant on.  Not that hard.




if her body smells from a couple feet away, just imagine when she takes the pants off.



Mmmmmm


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Salomon]
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I once was hooking up with this bitch that was sexy as fuck. Blonde, big ole titties, toungue ring. But than she had a cat. And she went on vacation and that fucking cat went apeshit and threw its kitty litter all over the house. After that she smelled of kitty litter. Needless to say I stopped talking to her.


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: theonlysun81]
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theonlysun81 said:
I once was hooking up with this bitch that was sexy as fuck. Blonde, big ole titties, toungue ring. But than she had a cat. And she went on vacation and that fucking cat went apeshit and threw its kitty litter all over the house. After that she smelled of kitty litter. Needless to say I stopped talking to her.



I wouldnt want to be around her either


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
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Makes me spew when a girl has rank BO

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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: DogTired]
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DogTired said:
I can relate. I love the smell of my girlfriend's armpits (without deoderant). Being able to smell her natural scent after a long day makes me incredibly horny.

I also love her strong taste when she is unshowered. Everything about her body drives me crazy. Every smell, taste, texture... Being able to immerse myself in the experience makes for much more passionate sex.

Fuck sterile sex. I always get angry when my girl wants to "wash up" before sex - such a turn off. :thumbdown:



lol  bet you like cheesy tuna minge too :awedisgust:

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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
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It literally was a headache to be around her cause of the stench. And I mean she wasn't that cool to begin with. I really only fucked around with her cause of the tongue ring. First tongue ring i fucked around with


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Lynnch]
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Lynnch said:
Ah man, go on a run with your girl. When you get back, both hot an sweaty, shit gets feral :awesomenod:



unless she hasnt showered in a week, then it's just fucking brutal


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Buncha vaginas in this thread.

And not the fun smelly kind either.

:crankey:

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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
Buncha vaginas in this thread.

And not the fun smelly kind either.

:crankey:




haha it's just gross  :shrug:


I don't know if it's biological or what, but there must be a reason BO effects the senses in a negative way, for MOST people at least.


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Re: I have a thing for dirty stinky girls [Re: Adden]
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I draw the line when she's drawing flies

'cuz she could be dead and that's only good on the first day


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