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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: yogabunny]
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Cats call those thangs Heat Storage Units. They become quite common among the feline population during times of cold.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg] * 2
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Probably the laziest, most worthless animal on the planet, my daughter's cat.  It's an eating and sleeping organism.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: starfire_xes]
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starfire_xes said:
It's an eating and sleeping organism.



My life goal.

That cat and I would get along well.  :durrhurr:


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg]
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pyrate999 said:
Cats call those thangs Heat Storage Units. They become quite common among the feline population during times of cold.




my body is her personal favorite.  she sits on me in the weirdest positions luz.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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Edited by RudolphTheRed (12/31/12 02:38 AM)

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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: RudolphTheRed]
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I've been leaving my door open lately when I go to sleep and invariably when I wake up in the middle of night I find my cat curled up next to me. I'm half-afraid I'll roll over while unconscious and squish him, but he's so warm and fuzzy in these winter days. :lol: 

Edit: Dammit, I couldn't find the smiley where a little guy's petting his cat and it's purring.  Anyone know which one I'm talking about?  All I could find was this (lol): :shakecat:


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: deCypher]
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pics or it didn't happen!!!

:superkitty:


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: yogabunny]
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:bigyesnod:


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg]
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Can cats throttle the rate at which they experience time?

Sure seems like it.


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Edited by The Phleg (12/29/12 05:47 PM)

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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg]
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Their brain does that when it spots movement that might be prey. It lets in more light and narrows the depth of field so they can zero in on the potential food.

Evolution is some amazing shit.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: The Phleg]
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pyrate999 said:
Can cat's throttle the rate at which they experience time?





I don't know if cats can but people can.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
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This is the beast. Was the runt, and survived being hit by a car. Now she's like 18lbs and built like a small panther. When she walks you can se the muscles move.


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Edited by r00tuuu123 (12/29/12 05:54 PM)

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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: r00tuuu123] * 1
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I call him Bella.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: 4runner] * 1
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anunnakian said:
You have cat named kiwi also :shocked:
My black and white cat was named by the shroomery, and she became Kiwi http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15003100#15003100

Yeah, I don't let animals into the bathroom space with me ever. That is a big taboo in my books.
Kiwi does headbut the shit out of me on some nights when I am sleeping for attention though. I deal.



Really?  I don't like my animals in the bathroom if I poop, but I love it when my kitty rubs on my leg while I pee.  Is that weird?  But most of my friends hang out in the bathroom when I pee too, so it's not too different.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: BothHands] * 1
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BothHands said:
But most of my friends hang out in the bathroom when I pee too



:thefuckisthis:


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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My cats go wherever they damn well want. :tongue:

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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: MycroProphecy]
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MycroProphecy said:
My cats go wherever they damn well want. :tongue:



Yep, mine too.


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Re: Post your cat, get +5. [Re: MycroProphecy] * 1
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Quote:
My cats go wherever they damn well want.



"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - proverb



Phred


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sVs said:




:thehellwasthat:


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