I have a shitty neighbor that needs to get what is coming to him.
About 2 years ago I met him while mowing my lawn. He wanted to borrow the mower to do his lawn. I said ok and I sat outside and watched for the 15 minutes it took him to mow his small lawn. Every week after that he came around wanting to borrow it again. I really didn't mind so much, but the lawn mower belonged to my roommate and he was not ok with. He told the neighbor he didn't want him using it. Next thing we know, the mower disappears. We know it was him but we can't prove it. How? There were 2 mowers under the carport, one was broken, they knew which one worked, they knew which one to take.
Over the next couple years he occasionally tells me when he has weed to sell and tries to get me to buy from him. I learned after buying from him twice that he will over charge me and give me less than agreed on, so I always declined.
He doesn't have cable tv or internet service, so he occasionally asks me to download 3 movies of his choosing and burn them onto a cd he provides, for the price of $10 for each disc I burn. The price was his idea, but he will always find a way to short me. One of his most common tricks is to give me a wad of crumpled bills that when I get inside and count is only about $7.
Recently, he came to me saying he had several pounds of shwag and he was selling ounces for $50 and halves for $25. I have never dealt anything before, but I know that the average prices for shwag around here are $60-$80 for an ounce and $30-$40 for a half. So despite that fact the he gyped me in the past, I thought I would try to make some money off my friends since I'm having trouble finding a job. I bought a few ounces from him and I weighed them all before paying him. Everything was legit.
A few days later, I needed another ounce for someone, so I called him. He told me he can get lortabs and xanax as well. My new roommate wanted some so I asked for 6 of each. He tells me that he's out of the shwag he had been selling and hasnt re-uped yet so he needs the $50 up front to go pick it up from someone else. Later he comes back with a half ounce. I weighed it in front of him and asked where the rest of it was. He made excuses about the seller having just eyeballed it because he didn't have a scale. He gives me the pills and says he only got 3 xanax because thats all that was left so he brought 10 lortabs, 3 to replace the 3 missing xanax, and an extra one for the inconvenience. I give him the $60 and he leaves. After he's gone I decide to google the lortabs. They aren't lortabs, they're neproxin (advil). The next day I dont tell him I know the pills are fake, I just tell him that we decided not to keep them and I want my money back. He says he spent the money. I say I want my other half ounce. He says he's going get it. Over the next 3 days I keep asking about my half and he always has an excuse. He cheated me out of $65 total...this time.
I'm sick of this shitbag. He needs to pay. I want my revenge. He can't know it was me though. I'm a small white guy, he's a large black guy, he can't know it was me.
Here are some ideas for revenge that I have:
1. There's many different things that could be put in his gas tank.
2. Hack his cell phone, text his contacts from his number saying things that would make them beat his ass.
3. Somehow overload his breaker box to fry his electronics.
4. Put a virus on a disc with movies to screw up his ps3.
5. Download cp and burn it on a disc. Label the disc as cp. Hide the disc in his trunk. Sprinkle weed crumbs around the disc. Remove his tail lights. Wait for a cop to stop him and do the rest.
6. Buy skunk scent from hunting store and put it in the air intake of his air conditioner. When he gets tired of the stink he will move and I wont have to deal with him anymore. The day before he moves, dump the skunk scent in his car so it follows him.
Anyone know how I could go about overloading his breaker box? How to hack an iphone without having it in my possession? Where to find a ps3 virus? Or maybe you have some better ideas?
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pretty much the whole time I was reading this. He kept on screwing you and everytime you went back to deal with him you were pretty much bending over and spreading...
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