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Bastard Factory
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ATTENTION ALL BASTARDS...

I'm not sure wtf this site is about but...I am 21 i work and pay my bills. I read a lot. I once was given a mushroom cap thingy with peanut butter on it and I got lost in the palm springs desert for 3 hours and then never came out of the family pool once I was rescued. I am trying to learn Italian. I m serious i even hired a tutor. I kinda hate TV. I'm a horny bitch, I say whatever and whenever. Ive been to county jail twice in the last 14 months. I dislike 90% of the men in the world and 99% of the women in the world.

My dislikes outweigh my likes so I won't spend time telling you any of them. I enjoy sex probably too much. Im not into girls. I LOVE TO BE A BITCH so if you offend easily I suggest you don't even speak to me.

I like reading your personal profiles here!! my fantasies is to have some intense cybr sex with a few of you in some private room oneday.

Hugs,
KK

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly]
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hey baby:scumbagsteve:

Edited by Dorian Gray (02/26/12 04:21 PM)

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Dorian Gray]
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:cop:


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(mik-kaw'-bur) n. one who is poor but lives in optimistic expectation of better fortune:nyan:

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Dorian Gray]
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Hello Dorian!!

I read your stuff, my question to you is whats with the eye liner??

http://www.doriangrayland.com/blog_/2000_likers_on_my_facebook_fan_page

Im still looking for the more hardcore threads here... As a lot of you shroomers know, most women like to be fucked and fucked good! There are women out there who want to "make love" every time sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority of us like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering as my ex put it.

Ive talked with alot of you already in other threads, this also seems like a cool messageboard for me to express.

When a woman is bucking wildly against you guys, it's not because she wants you to pull back and then slowly swirl your cock around her vag like you're mixing a cake batter up in there.

Also, it is also because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips or push her legs above her head and fuck her harder! I can be a raging feminist bitch, but I still wanna be penetrated like you're planning on fucking my throat from the inside out!

My divorce is now 47 days fresh and I'm out of town looking for a good time!

Edited by Kinky Kelly (02/26/12 04:01 PM)

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Dorian Gray]
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I'd hit it.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: underfliptown]
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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: CosmicFool]
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Thanks sweetie!!

This is my favorite profile page...

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/member.php?u=4394

I invite you all to comment on any of my pics. :wink:

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly] * 1
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Google image search for "kinky kelly" turns up asians covered in poo:haha:

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly]
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Oh your just mad, haha..

I'll show boobs if I get some penis pictures, bonus for Kelly on your Dick and Pm it to me here or @ Bastard Factory, write it down,

I don't care.

I've shown more than my chest on a website before too....

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=11

Heres one of my butt pictures that Corsetkat over @ BF let slip out last year. Long story short I was drunk with the other girls at the BF Meetup in Las Vegas, we were at the Harrahs i think, and I was sharing a room with 3 other girls and we drank soooo many free champagnes and just went up to the suite to hang out.



I am not into girls so it wasnt like that but we did some crazy things and i was almost kicked out for passing out nude in the elevator going to get ice, long story.

Anyways, heres one of them for now, if you want to check out my profile over at BF go for it, but these people will only get possessive so be careful.

Edited by Kinky Kelly (02/26/12 04:18 PM)

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly]
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Post more pics!

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: underfliptown]
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These have been taken over the last 2 months. (since Derrick moved out)

Here's my personal pics.

http://www.bastardfactory.net/forums/album.php?albumid=223

The peep show forum has a whole thread dedicated to me 2.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly]
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Anyways, I really didnt like to find out that mushrooms are grown in shit.

I think most of you should just drink some wine.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly]
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They're usually not grown in shit

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly] * 2
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you overflow with an abundance of magical love and intrigue,


oh wait no; you're boring.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: druqs]
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I look like you want me 2 look, I fuck like youd want me 2 fuck, I'm sexy, sophisticated and refined-yet-still rough around the edges. I am a woman of impeccable tastes and style.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly] * 1
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i wan't you to look away, for your own sake.

Avert your eyes from my sheer impeccable perfection before the mesmerizing power of my brilliance ruptures your very soul.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly]
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Why post a time-stamped ass if the time stamp is 3 years old
Kinky Kelly said:
I look like you want me 2 look, I fuck like youd want me 2 fuck, I'm sexy, sophisticated and refined-yet-still rough around the edges. I am a woman of impeccable tastes and style.


Nothing says "style" like FUCK ME INTERNET
where's all this coming from anyway


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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Dorian Gray]
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Welcome, nice ass, do you like drugs?


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Disclaimer: All posts created by the user "Bomb Diggity" are entirely fictitious and are created solely for entertainment purposes to cope with his severe social anxiety.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Bomb Diggity]
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Bastard Factory Forums was talking about this place and I came over.

That place is a lot like this place so I stayed and read stuff here.

I do like to smoke pot, but I get hungry and I am a dancer currently on tour so I am dieting and watching my weight. I drink a lot of wine and look to get crazy online since people like to be so different. haha.

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Re: Bastard Factory [Re: Kinky Kelly]
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Well if you like pot I think you meet the open minded qualifications that's not required but is nessicary to a good member of the awesomeness that is the shrooemry. :thumbup:

"and look to get crazy online since people like to be so different"

lol wut? different how?


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Disclaimer: All posts created by the user "Bomb Diggity" are entirely fictitious and are created solely for entertainment purposes to cope with his severe social anxiety.

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