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my girlfriend has a weird hangup
    #7629413 - 11/13/07 08:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

for some reason my girl gets really upset when I put milk in in cereal. She calls this "mixing the food", as if these two foods are not supposed to go together.

So like, if we're chillin on the couch and I go and get a bowl of cereal n milk from the kitchen, then sit back down on the couch with her, she'll be like: "EEEEEEEWWWWWW, gross you're mixing the food OMFG!!!" And then run out of the room until I'm done eating.

Apparently 'mixing the food' applies to other things too, like chocolate sauce and milk, and some other examples I can't remember. Anyone else feel this way? Are there other people who get weirded out by this or is my gf just an isolated nutjob?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629422 - 11/13/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

LOL


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629423 - 11/13/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

your girlfriend sounds kind of crazy...but if your getting laid I would just ignore that problem.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: aDoS]
    #7629437 - 11/13/07 09:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Nutjob! What the fuck else are you supposed to put in there?
Does she eat muffins, cakes or any sort of patry? Alot of milk and egs go into those....that would be "mixing as well?

Does she wait for her vegetables to digest before she eats bread
or something else with them? I would think they would get "mixed" as well in her belly.

I don't know, guess I am just lucky, my GF just hates when
I chew gum. I could piss on the living room floor and she would be like "Nice"!


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Mycodood]
    #7629445 - 11/13/07 09:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i could understand if you were eating ketchup and carrots or something but milk and cereal go together like tits and booze. Your lady is crazy. Tell her to call me.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Mycodood]
    #7629449 - 11/13/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I know, right. I've put forth all those arguments to her you know, like bread is milk and flour cooked together; it all goes to the same place when you digest it, etc.

Her aversion is obviously illogical and compulsory. She can't logically justify it, its one of those irrational obsessions. When she gets home I'll try to get her to explain it to me again, because her explanation of it is so illogical its hilarious.

Also, her family is the same way. They eat their cereal dry.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629454 - 11/13/07 09:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

gross. i hope you dont marry her. your children will never know the pleasure of nachos.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7629464 - 11/13/07 09:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, she thinks nachos are gross, too.

I'm gonna show her this thread when she gets home from class.  That way she can see her little hangup is NOT NORMAL.  I need as many people as possible to come forward and say that this fear of wet cereal is totally whacko, so she can see how strange it is to the man on the street. 


oh, man, I'm gonna get in trouble.  but its so worth it :rofl:


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7629465 - 11/13/07 09:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My Aunt Jeanine is JUST like that.

She can't have different foods touching on her plate either.

Weird.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7629473 - 11/13/07 09:15 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

please tell me she doesnt hate pizza.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629486 - 11/13/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't like the taste of the milk at the bottom of the bowl but that different entirely.

Does she feel this way about any food:
gravy/butter/sour cream on potatoes
ketchup/gravy on fries
marshmallows in hot chocolate
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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629489 - 11/13/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That doesn't leave a lot of room for ANY food... what does she eat?

Sounds like a phobia that's well worth getting over.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629492 - 11/13/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i always eat my cereal dry.  :geordinod:


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7629513 - 11/13/07 09:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't like the taste of the milk at the bottom of the bowl but that different entirely.

Does she feel this way about any food:




gravy/butter/sour cream on potatoes
I dunno, never seen her eat it

ketchup/gravy on fries
I don't think she likes that

marshmallows in hot chocolate
I'm in the south, no reason to drink hot chocolate ever

stuffing in turkey
pretty sure she likes that

sauce on pasta
I know she likes pasta sauce and pizza sauce




I'm not saying she doesn't like any food thats mixed, there are just certain combos that most people would think of as normal that she can't even stand to be around.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629556 - 11/13/07 09:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

After reading your post, I can't help but hear Dustin Hoffman (The Rain Man) saying, "Mixing the food. mixing the food. mixing the food" over and over.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Seuss]
    #7629574 - 11/13/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

she's wacko

they belong together.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Seuss]
    #7629576 - 11/13/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:roflmao:

next time she wigs out about that shit, I'm gonna whip out my rainman impression:

"mixing the food, ten minutes till Wopner..."


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629603 - 11/13/07 09:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Her aversion is obviously illogical and compulsory. She can't logically justify it, its one of those irrational obsessions. When she gets home I'll try to get her to explain it to me again, because her explanation of it is so illogical its hilarious.




That's the most annoying thing about women, they don't need to be logical. WTF?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Bikerfool]
    #7629617 - 11/13/07 10:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe she was traumatized by somebody jizzing in her cereal then shitting in her milk, and is just afraid to admit it.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Bikerfool]
    #7629627 - 11/13/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Is the sex worth her being weird? Yes? Then eat alone. If not, try to find videos of food being digested in the stomach.

It depends if you want to help her over her phobia?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Gill]
    #7629632 - 11/13/07 10:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

OK, she's back and here is her explanation:

"Its about the texture of the finished product. I don't like things that are SOGGY. SOGGY IS WRONG!!!"

another example of wrong food combos she gave is oreos and milk. Especially if one drinks the milk with oreo stuff in it afterwards.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7629639 - 11/13/07 10:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Is the sex worth her being weird? Yes? Then eat alone. If not, try to find videos of food being digested in the stomach.

It depends if you want to help her over her phobia?




I mean, I could really care less if she finds certain foods distasteful and chooses not to eat them. What gets to me is the fact that she COMPLETELY WIGS OUT if I eat these foods in front of her. She will make me go in the other room or just leave in a flurry.

its sad and I'm sure doesn't help her in social situations. Luckily, being with me has desensitized her to it somewhat. Hopefully in time she will be able to lead a somewhat normal life.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629641 - 11/13/07 10:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Complete nutjob.  As long as you're getting some I guess it's ignorable, but god DAMN that's the most dumbassed explanation ever! :eek:


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629647 - 11/13/07 10:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

oreos and milk:flowstone:


shes damaged goods brah, return that shit to sender


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629669 - 11/13/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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another example of wrong food combos she gave is oreos and milk. Especially if one drinks the milk with oreo stuff in it afterwards.




Sounds like she's missing out on alot of life.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Vanguard]
    #7629776 - 11/13/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Completely whacko. If she doesn't want to eat it that's fine, but why the fuck does it matter if you eat it? I had a gf once that was really wigged out by ketchup for some reason and I love ketchup... She would turn her head if I was using it haha.

I like my cereal with breast milk is there anything wrong with that?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: disturbed]
    #7629807 - 11/13/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i only drink the finest of cambodian breast milks.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: disturbed]
    #7629827 - 11/13/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's one thing to hate food because of its texture. Most of us have foods we find disgusting because it feels like you're chomping on grandpa's foreskin, but, not willing to watch you prepare and eat it? That screeches way past the line that divides 'quirk' and 'Jesus Christ!'


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Gill]
    #7629841 - 11/13/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

grandpa's foreskin?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7629947 - 11/13/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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My Aunt Jeanine is JUST like that.

She can't have different foods touching on her plate either.

Weird.




I think that is OCD. I have heard of that before.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7629963 - 11/13/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It's not going to be nice to chew on, is it?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7630131 - 11/13/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I think milk is discusting and refuse to drink it.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7630154 - 11/13/07 12:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Get rid of her while you still can. I've walked the path of the crazy bitch before, and it ain't fun.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7630155 - 11/13/07 12:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Milk is wonderful. I love milk. Sometimes when we're out of milk, I'll take a milk carton from the trash can, saw it in half and lick the inside until I can't taste milk anymore. Man, I love milk.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Gill]
    #7630164 - 11/13/07 12:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Drink soy instead.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7630169 - 11/13/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

why would she, she said she loves milk


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Skeeblix]
    #7630172 - 11/13/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Get rid of her while you still can. I've walked the path of the crazy bitch before, and it ain't fun.




:rofl2:
Nah, she's not that crazy.  Pretty levelheaded in most other ways. 

this definitely isn't something I would dump someone over, its just a funny quirk to laugh about with friends.

damn, the internet gives really bad advice to people.  Seriously, people advise you to do drastic shit for no reason, simply because the advisor is so disconnected from the advisee.


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    #7630182 - 11/13/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i ONLY drink the finest



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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630189 - 11/13/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Skeeblix said:
Get rid of her while you still can. I've walked the path of the crazy bitch before, and it ain't fun.




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Nah, she's not that crazy.  Pretty levelheaded in most other ways. 

this definitely isn't something I would dump someone over, its just a funny quirk to laugh about with friends.

damn, the internet gives really bad advice to people.  Seriously, people advise you to do drastic shit for no reason, simply because the advisor is so disconnected from the advisee.




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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630190 - 11/13/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Even just thinking about soy milk makes me want to throw up fucking disgusting!


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630191 - 11/13/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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damn, the internet gives really bad advice to people. Seriously, people advise you to do drastic shit for no reason, simply because the advisor is so disconnected from the advisee.




lol yeah, she doesn't like milk and cereal and everybody is like dump that crazy bitch don't go down that path in life, hahaha


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    #7630203 - 11/13/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630531 - 11/13/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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damn, the internet gives really bad advice to people. Seriously, people advise you to do drastic shit for no reason, simply because the advisor is so disconnected from the advisee.




God damn it!!! I was going to say dump a bowl of soggy cereal and milk the next time you fuck. But you have forced me to give real advice.
I too hate soggy cereal. So when I eat it I put the milk in the bowl first. Than I add a small amount of cereal to the milk and eat it before it gets soggy. After eating that I add some more cereal to the remaining milk. And so on and so on. Thus never giving the cereal a chance to get soggy.
As far as the oreo's and milk... Well that's just crazy. I can't imagine eating an oreo without a pre milk bath.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: allreadyused]
    #7630543 - 11/13/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sounds like a jew.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630577 - 11/13/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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for some reason my girl gets really upset when I put milk in in cereal. She calls this "mixing the food", as if these two foods are not supposed to go together.

So like, if we're chillin on the couch and I go and get a bowl of cereal n milk from the kitchen, then sit back down on the couch with her, she'll be like: "EEEEEEEWWWWWW, gross you're mixing the food OMFG!!!" And then run out of the room until I'm done eating.

Apparently 'mixing the food' applies to other things too, like chocolate sauce and milk, and some other examples I can't remember. Anyone else feel this way? Are there other people who get weirded out by this or is my gf just an isolated nutjob?




Are you a fatty couple? This may explain her strict food guidelines.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: druqs]
    #7630580 - 11/13/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: notapillow]
    #7630601 - 11/13/07 01:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:




What does this mean?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7630626 - 11/13/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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My Aunt Jeanine is JUST like that.

She can't have different foods touching on her plate either.

Weird.




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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: jewunit]
    #7630647 - 11/13/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i think your girl sounds like a total psychopath. maybe you should freeze some milk and cereal together, then while she sleeps take the block of shit out of the bowl and start slathering it all over her. that would be funny.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7630662 - 11/13/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Are you a fatty couple? This may explain her strict food guidelines.




lol, my gf insists that I inform you and the other users of this forum that we are NOT OVERWEIGHT.

lol. she has a hangup about caring way too much about what other people think, too. Thats a whole other issue; I'm working on it.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630697 - 11/13/07 01:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

more evidence indicating that the bitch is craazzy.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Iolaa]
    #7630731 - 11/13/07 01:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The gf of a friend of mine goes crazy if you mix butter and jam. If a jamjar has a speck of butter in it the jar has to be thrown away and she has to wash a knife between using the butter and the jam. Wiping it clean does not do.

The funny thing is she likes both butter and jam on bread but eats them seperately.

The texture she hates also is called "chalky". Any kind of cheese has to be melted or it is chalky and so unedible. This also applies to loads of other foods.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7630776 - 11/13/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:




What does this mean?




i'm curious too.  discut?  makes me think of biscuit, but i can't imagine an asian kid taking biscuits every time someone drinks after eating.

i drink a lot while eating.  like a lot a lot.  i have to refill my glass upwards of 4-5 times throughout a meal.

and i fucking love cereal and milk.  i can't imagine someone wigging out over that.  it's such a common food.  was she raised in america?  i just don't understand.  i mean.. milk and cereal is everywhere.  on cereal boxes, on television, on billboards.  she must have a hard time making it through the day.

also, oreos and milk FTW!  when i was a kid, i would gently place the oreo on top of the milk and watch it float.  as it became saturated and started to sink, i would imagine it as a ship going under.  small channels of milk would rush through these tiny corridors and people were running for their lives to get to the lifeboats.  when the ship finally went under, i salvaged its mushy, silt-covered remains and enjoyed its deliciousness.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630787 - 11/13/07 02:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



I can't believe that hasn't been posted yet.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7631992 - 11/13/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

uh... nutjob and a half.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: druqs]
    #7632142 - 11/13/07 06:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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sounds like a jew.





That's what I thought at first, Orthodox Jew or something.

And ya, the whole caring way too much about what people think...wow...I jsut got out of a relationship with a girl like that after 2 years :thumbup: Definitely a good move.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: circularvortex]
    #7632146 - 11/13/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

she cant even sit next to you while you eat cereal?! what a nut job.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7632324 - 11/13/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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OK, she's back and here is her explanation:

"Its about the texture of the finished product. I don't like things that are SOGGY. SOGGY IS WRONG!!!"

another example of wrong food combos she gave is oreos and milk. Especially if one drinks the milk with oreo stuff in it afterwards.




My girlfriend is the exact same way. Texture is of supreme importance for whatever reason.

Over time I have discovered that there are many things which she has never actually eaten, including marshmallows, cherries, pickles, and unprocessed tomato. I'm sure there's more, I'll have to think about it for a while.

And she doesn't put milk in her cereal, though neither do I.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7632335 - 11/13/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:




What does this mean?




i'm curious too.  discut?  makes me think of biscuit, but i can't imagine an asian kid taking biscuits every time someone drinks after eating.





'Disgust' is what you're looking for.

I cannot imagine what it must be like not knowing what a word is if I'm going to try and use it.

But anyway...milk is gross but yeah, that's a little weird.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: toastandjam]
    #7632360 - 11/13/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah i ment to say disgust
like if you took a bite of pizza then a sip of soda while you still had pizza in you mouth, he would frek out and act all crazy chink sause on your ass


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7632378 - 11/13/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What's wrong with mixing foods?
This neurotic hang-up is so beyond bat-shit crazy that I just got chills down my spine just imagining a scenario where someone could actually say that shit and be totally serious.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7632479 - 11/13/07 08:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Tell your girlfriend that this morning I mixed oatmeal, water, walnuts, a banana, and granola all in one bowl.

AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! (Seriously guys try this some time mmmm)


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: notapillow]
    #7632800 - 11/13/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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yeah i ment to say disgust
like if you took a bite of pizza then a sip of soda while you still had pizza in you mouth, he would frek out and act all crazy chink sause on your ass




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