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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630191 - 11/13/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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damn, the internet gives really bad advice to people. Seriously, people advise you to do drastic shit for no reason, simply because the advisor is so disconnected from the advisee.




lol yeah, she doesn't like milk and cereal and everybody is like dump that crazy bitch don't go down that path in life, hahaha


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: sam420]
    #7630203 - 11/13/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i have a phobia of napkins


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630531 - 11/13/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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wps said:
damn, the internet gives really bad advice to people. Seriously, people advise you to do drastic shit for no reason, simply because the advisor is so disconnected from the advisee.




God damn it!!! I was going to say dump a bowl of soggy cereal and milk the next time you fuck. But you have forced me to give real advice.
I too hate soggy cereal. So when I eat it I put the milk in the bowl first. Than I add a small amount of cereal to the milk and eat it before it gets soggy. After eating that I add some more cereal to the remaining milk. And so on and so on. Thus never giving the cereal a chance to get soggy.
As far as the oreo's and milk... Well that's just crazy. I can't imagine eating an oreo without a pre milk bath.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: allreadyused]
    #7630543 - 11/13/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sounds like a jew.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630577 - 11/13/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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for some reason my girl gets really upset when I put milk in in cereal. She calls this "mixing the food", as if these two foods are not supposed to go together.

So like, if we're chillin on the couch and I go and get a bowl of cereal n milk from the kitchen, then sit back down on the couch with her, she'll be like: "EEEEEEEWWWWWW, gross you're mixing the food OMFG!!!" And then run out of the room until I'm done eating.

Apparently 'mixing the food' applies to other things too, like chocolate sauce and milk, and some other examples I can't remember. Anyone else feel this way? Are there other people who get weirded out by this or is my gf just an isolated nutjob?




Are you a fatty couple? This may explain her strict food guidelines.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: druqs]
    #7630580 - 11/13/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: notapillow]
    #7630601 - 11/13/07 01:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:




What does this mean?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7630626 - 11/13/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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My Aunt Jeanine is JUST like that.

She can't have different foods touching on her plate either.

Weird.




Isn't there a name for that?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: jewunit]
    #7630647 - 11/13/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i think your girl sounds like a total psychopath. maybe you should freeze some milk and cereal together, then while she sleeps take the block of shit out of the bowl and start slathering it all over her. that would be funny.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7630662 - 11/13/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Are you a fatty couple? This may explain her strict food guidelines.




lol, my gf insists that I inform you and the other users of this forum that we are NOT OVERWEIGHT.

lol. she has a hangup about caring way too much about what other people think, too. Thats a whole other issue; I'm working on it.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630697 - 11/13/07 01:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

more evidence indicating that the bitch is craazzy.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Iolaa]
    #7630731 - 11/13/07 01:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The gf of a friend of mine goes crazy if you mix butter and jam. If a jamjar has a speck of butter in it the jar has to be thrown away and she has to wash a knife between using the butter and the jam. Wiping it clean does not do.

The funny thing is she likes both butter and jam on bread but eats them seperately.

The texture she hates also is called "chalky". Any kind of cheese has to be melted or it is chalky and so unedible. This also applies to loads of other foods.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: GnuBobo]
    #7630776 - 11/13/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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notapillow said:
i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:




What does this mean?




i'm curious too.  discut?  makes me think of biscuit, but i can't imagine an asian kid taking biscuits every time someone drinks after eating.

i drink a lot while eating.  like a lot a lot.  i have to refill my glass upwards of 4-5 times throughout a meal.

and i fucking love cereal and milk.  i can't imagine someone wigging out over that.  it's such a common food.  was she raised in america?  i just don't understand.  i mean.. milk and cereal is everywhere.  on cereal boxes, on television, on billboards.  she must have a hard time making it through the day.

also, oreos and milk FTW!  when i was a kid, i would gently place the oreo on top of the milk and watch it float.  as it became saturated and started to sink, i would imagine it as a ship going under.  small channels of milk would rush through these tiny corridors and people were running for their lives to get to the lifeboats.  when the ship finally went under, i salvaged its mushy, silt-covered remains and enjoyed its deliciousness.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7630787 - 11/13/07 02:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



I can't believe that hasn't been posted yet.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7631992 - 11/13/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

uh... nutjob and a half.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: druqs]
    #7632142 - 11/13/07 06:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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sounds like a jew.





That's what I thought at first, Orthodox Jew or something.

And ya, the whole caring way too much about what people think...wow...I jsut got out of a relationship with a girl like that after 2 years :thumbup: Definitely a good move.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: circularvortex]
    #7632146 - 11/13/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

she cant even sit next to you while you eat cereal?! what a nut job.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7632324 - 11/13/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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OK, she's back and here is her explanation:

"Its about the texture of the finished product. I don't like things that are SOGGY. SOGGY IS WRONG!!!"

another example of wrong food combos she gave is oreos and milk. Especially if one drinks the milk with oreo stuff in it afterwards.




My girlfriend is the exact same way. Texture is of supreme importance for whatever reason.

Over time I have discovered that there are many things which she has never actually eaten, including marshmallows, cherries, pickles, and unprocessed tomato. I'm sure there's more, I'll have to think about it for a while.

And she doesn't put milk in her cereal, though neither do I.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7632335 - 11/13/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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notapillow said:
i know this asian kid and when we were growing up he would take so much discut if you ever washed your food down with a drink. so i guess thats like mixing the food :grin:




What does this mean?




i'm curious too.  discut?  makes me think of biscuit, but i can't imagine an asian kid taking biscuits every time someone drinks after eating.





'Disgust' is what you're looking for.

I cannot imagine what it must be like not knowing what a word is if I'm going to try and use it.

But anyway...milk is gross but yeah, that's a little weird.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: toastandjam]
    #7632360 - 11/13/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah i ment to say disgust
like if you took a bite of pizza then a sip of soda while you still had pizza in you mouth, he would frek out and act all crazy chink sause on your ass


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