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Invisiblewps
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my girlfriend has a weird hangup
    #7629413 - 11/13/07 08:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

for some reason my girl gets really upset when I put milk in in cereal. She calls this "mixing the food", as if these two foods are not supposed to go together.

So like, if we're chillin on the couch and I go and get a bowl of cereal n milk from the kitchen, then sit back down on the couch with her, she'll be like: "EEEEEEEWWWWWW, gross you're mixing the food OMFG!!!" And then run out of the room until I'm done eating.

Apparently 'mixing the food' applies to other things too, like chocolate sauce and milk, and some other examples I can't remember. Anyone else feel this way? Are there other people who get weirded out by this or is my gf just an isolated nutjob?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629422 - 11/13/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

LOL


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629423 - 11/13/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

your girlfriend sounds kind of crazy...but if your getting laid I would just ignore that problem.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: aDoS]
    #7629437 - 11/13/07 09:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Nutjob! What the fuck else are you supposed to put in there?
Does she eat muffins, cakes or any sort of patry? Alot of milk and egs go into those....that would be "mixing as well?

Does she wait for her vegetables to digest before she eats bread
or something else with them? I would think they would get "mixed" as well in her belly.

I don't know, guess I am just lucky, my GF just hates when
I chew gum. I could piss on the living room floor and she would be like "Nice"!


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Mycodood]
    #7629445 - 11/13/07 09:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i could understand if you were eating ketchup and carrots or something but milk and cereal go together like tits and booze. Your lady is crazy. Tell her to call me.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Mycodood]
    #7629449 - 11/13/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I know, right. I've put forth all those arguments to her you know, like bread is milk and flour cooked together; it all goes to the same place when you digest it, etc.

Her aversion is obviously illogical and compulsory. She can't logically justify it, its one of those irrational obsessions. When she gets home I'll try to get her to explain it to me again, because her explanation of it is so illogical its hilarious.

Also, her family is the same way. They eat their cereal dry.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629454 - 11/13/07 09:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

gross. i hope you dont marry her. your children will never know the pleasure of nachos.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7629464 - 11/13/07 09:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, she thinks nachos are gross, too.

I'm gonna show her this thread when she gets home from class.  That way she can see her little hangup is NOT NORMAL.  I need as many people as possible to come forward and say that this fear of wet cereal is totally whacko, so she can see how strange it is to the man on the street. 


oh, man, I'm gonna get in trouble.  but its so worth it :rofl:


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7629465 - 11/13/07 09:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My Aunt Jeanine is JUST like that.

She can't have different foods touching on her plate either.

Weird.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #7629473 - 11/13/07 09:15 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

please tell me she doesnt hate pizza.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629486 - 11/13/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't like the taste of the milk at the bottom of the bowl but that different entirely.

Does she feel this way about any food:
gravy/butter/sour cream on potatoes
ketchup/gravy on fries
marshmallows in hot chocolate
stuffing in turkey
sauce on pasta


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629489 - 11/13/07 09:20 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That doesn't leave a lot of room for ANY food... what does she eat?

Sounds like a phobia that's well worth getting over.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629492 - 11/13/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i always eat my cereal dry.  :geordinod:


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7629513 - 11/13/07 09:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
I don't like the taste of the milk at the bottom of the bowl but that different entirely.

Does she feel this way about any food:




gravy/butter/sour cream on potatoes
I dunno, never seen her eat it

ketchup/gravy on fries
I don't think she likes that

marshmallows in hot chocolate
I'm in the south, no reason to drink hot chocolate ever

stuffing in turkey
pretty sure she likes that

sauce on pasta
I know she likes pasta sauce and pizza sauce




I'm not saying she doesn't like any food thats mixed, there are just certain combos that most people would think of as normal that she can't even stand to be around.


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- Tom Morello


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629556 - 11/13/07 09:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

After reading your post, I can't help but hear Dustin Hoffman (The Rain Man) saying, "Mixing the food. mixing the food. mixing the food" over and over.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Seuss]
    #7629574 - 11/13/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

she's wacko

they belong together.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Seuss]
    #7629576 - 11/13/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:roflmao:

next time she wigs out about that shit, I'm gonna whip out my rainman impression:

"mixing the food, ten minutes till Wopner..."


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"America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve."

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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: wps]
    #7629603 - 11/13/07 09:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

wps said:
Her aversion is obviously illogical and compulsory. She can't logically justify it, its one of those irrational obsessions. When she gets home I'll try to get her to explain it to me again, because her explanation of it is so illogical its hilarious.




That's the most annoying thing about women, they don't need to be logical. WTF?


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Bikerfool]
    #7629617 - 11/13/07 10:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe she was traumatized by somebody jizzing in her cereal then shitting in her milk, and is just afraid to admit it.


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Re: my girlfriend has a weird hangup [Re: Bikerfool]
    #7629627 - 11/13/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Is the sex worth her being weird? Yes? Then eat alone. If not, try to find videos of food being digested in the stomach.

It depends if you want to help her over her phobia?


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