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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Most just disregarded me as a spunion. I was at a festival afterall.

I remember telling some overweight pillheaded blond chick that some kids were starving in Africa so she could have that extra inch on her chair.



Ouch, bet she didn't take that one too well. :ilold:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: bholzer]
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How do you think the kids in Africa are taking it? :mad2:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: bholzer]
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She acted rather oblivious, I think as a defense mechanism.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: MisterMuscaria] * 2
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You should've kept drilling her until she cried all over herself, then fed her a hot dog to cheer her up.


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Poid]
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Poid said:
You should've kept drilling her until she cried all over herself, then fed her a hot dog to cheer her up.


Or 10

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525] * 1
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Well I guess since I started such a badass thread I will tell my story...

Prelude: Summer of '10 I got a strip and a half (15 hits) of doses.  Now these weren't just any doses, they were DOX doses and they were sour and fucked your brain very roughly and deeply. At the time I was wooked out as fuck.  I had very long hair and a huge beard.  I live in Mississippi so it is incredibly hot in the summer time (even at night). Also I was very involved in a lot of activity that is frowned upon by the government.  Lots of paranoia.  So these two chicks both wanted to trip for the first time, and they were both hot.  Naturally,  I thought that was a perfect idea.  My plan was to dose these chicks and then fuck sarah (the sluttier of the two).  What I didn't know is that sarah had tried to kill herself the night before :wtf:.  And so it began...




Blastoff: So I go across the street to the other girl Jane's house and meet them there with the doses.  We have no plan of what we are going to do.  They each eat a dose, and I eat two (since I'm a veteran).  These doses have a shit ton of DOx on them.  I know the instant they go on my tongue (fuck you cunt dealer I am glad you are in jail). 45 minutes later shit starts to get going and these girls start to yap uncontrollably and play some terrible song over and over.  The girl sarah's arm was bandaged up because of the suicide in some neon green splint thingy.  She apparently mutilated it the night before.  They are wigging out too and she starts crying tears of joy when I put on the beatles.  Vibrations are very strange at this point. I know I am supposed to be guiding these girls during the night, and I am incapable of doing so.  They are playing dress up with all these thrift store dresses and I am losing my fucking mind...

KNOCK KNOCK

"Who the fuck is at the door?!" I exclaimed.  Jane looked at me puzzled.  I told her to answer it since it was her house.  Bad decision.  It was the lady taking the census at 6 in the afternoon.  Jane is COMPLETELY incapable of interacting with this lady.  I have to step in.  I tell her I live across the street and I fill out forms for me, jane, and my neighbor to help this woman out.  I can barely see the lines.  The woman knows we are out of our minds and she goes on.

PARANOIA

It sets in deep.  Fear shocks through every fiber of my existence.  This is too overwhelming.  I want to be in the woods.  I want to listen to the Dead :gd_icon: or something cool.  These girls are relentless.  They then decide that they want to walk through the city in these ridiculous "outfits".  I say fuck no.  I am very self conscious at this point.  I know I'm spinning out the wrong way and I can't ditch these girls.  I decide to drink what's left of the beer in her fridge.  It doesn't help.  They are dead set on going to the bar and for some reason I decided I would do it.  So we walk to the bar.  I feel really gross and I am.  I hate being gross but that day I was. 

SOCIETY

So I walk in to this bar, and the vibe there is really weird that night.  Lots of my hipster acquaintances were drunk as shit.  I don't have any cash at the time.  Someone buys me a Guinness  which I pound with rage and fury.  I'm trying to catch a buzz, but no liquor or money.  Anyways I go and sit down.  Lots of tension in the bar that night.  Jane had just broke up with her bf the night before and he was there.  Suddenly all these random people I went to high school with show up, and I am at my worst.  I start to think they are talking about me.  I get even more paranoid.  I am sitting at a table trying to be invisible.  I tell steven that I am going to die.  FOR SURE.  I start thinking a dea agent is in the bar.  This guy has on a black shortsleeve buttonup shirt with cheesy flames on it and I am convinced he is a cop.  I run into the bathroom. 

MADNESS

I TAKE THE REST OF THE ACID AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!  About 8 hits.  I go back to the table and wait for the "dea agent" to come and arrest me.  At this point my acquaintances are starting to make fun of my state.  They were drunk and thought it was just hilarious the terror I was experiencing.  I end up telling sarah and jane that I am out and sprint out of the bar.  On the way home I see myself as a skeleton and decide I have to blow my head off with a shotgun.  Come around the corner to my street and there are lights flashing everywhere.  I know the DEA are inside.  Meanwhile Jane and Sarah had ran after me.  They say "you are no fun to trip with".  I say, "yeah well you obviously don't know that we are all about to fucking die".  This shakes them up a little.  I throw my wallet in to a ditch so they can't know who I am.  I then run inside Jane's house and start ripping off all my clothes.  They are freaking out, I am freaking out.  I wrap myself in this fucking weird ass oriental blanket and ride out the next several hours.  Sarah is holding me and I am speaking schitzospeak.  I smoke the last bowl and jane runs across the street and brings me my 6pack of cold Budweiser.  I chug it.  I type out a text to my mother telling her I am going to go to rehab once I come down a little bit.  Then I come down a little more and decide not to send that. 

Conclusion:I eventually find my wallet and go ride my moped for a little while when the sun is rising.  There is a bunch of really weird shit that happened in between.  Worst night of my life hands down.  Period.

The End
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damn shame this band sucks so much dick these days :facepalm:

Edited by SillyString525 (11/28/11 07:07 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525]
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I was attacked by a swarm of bees. Thanks PE... Drove after smoking some chronic. Ran over a porcupine. Aw well. Jumped off the tail gate of a moving truck drunk and high. I dropped the blunt and thought it was a good idea to hop off and look for it...

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525]
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Sorry that it was such a terrible night, but :ilold: again.

How did those ass-doses not hit you really hard?


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: bholzer]
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They did which is why i ran and got naked and curled up in a fetal position for another 5 fucking hours.  They were the reason I acted so erratically after the bar.


Btw @mistermuscaria nice doses in your profile pic


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It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.-The Catcher in the Rye

                                   
:gd_icon: Get yourself a powder charge and seal that silver mine :gd_icon:

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525]
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Awesome story dude!

Sorry about the bad trip. We all get a little out of mind from time to time :P

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525]
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SillyString525 said:
They did which is why i ran and got naked and curled up in a fetal position for another 5 fucking hours.  They were the reason I acted so erratically after the bar.



Ah, I see!  :feelsparanoidman:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: The Phleg]
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pyrate999 said:
How do you think the kids in Africa are taking it? :mad2:


poorly :awelol:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: LayinUp]
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Great story Layinup, That's fucking EPIC. Like holy fuck shit!



I had a similar experience with PE.. Except it was only about 50 or so wet grams.


GODDAM THE HYPE IS TRUE... Just sayin, Don't underestimate those little fuckers.


I ended up in the middle of the street in a friends neighborhood completely butt ass naked after believing I had honestly just witnessed my own death and re-birth into a new reality..


My friend was standing down the street from me trying not to look at my naked ass on the side of the road while I was talking to the ground watching weed plants with my familys faces on the leaves grow from the pavement of the road.


I snapped out of it and I'm like, What in the fuck??? I'm naked and it's COLD AS FUCK.. And my buddy is down the road from me with all my shit in a pile next to him like he went and got it for me and waited for me to snap out of it..


He said I sketched out, left his house, walked to a neighbors lawn, started talking to the ground and the bushes, then stripped completely butt naked and continued talking to my self.

It was  the most intense trip I've ever experienced in my life, And honestly hope to never experience again.. It was absolutely horrifying during the trip..  Although  it was my first break threw and ego-death, Which un-explainably changed my perspective on existence it's self for the rest of my life, I wouldn't trade that experience for anything.



I honestly only have one question.. Why in the fuck do so many people end up butt ass naked while tripping nuttz on shrooms.. I mean I wasn't just half naked or anything... I had literally taken everything off including my socks, And I mean it was a shit ton of clothes I had on , Like 3 layers cuz it was in the middle of the Carolinas during the winter and my friend didn't have heat...

I mean I literally took like 10 articles of clothing off while completely blacked out riding the peak of this trip.. not knowing what the fuck was going on.. How'd I manage that? LOL!!!!


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: smokesnugz]
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Took a big chunk(questionable amount) of 4-aco-dmt right when I got it. Ended up tripping so hard I thought I was going to inevitably kill myself and it was only time until I did. Pissed myself (twice) and thought I had proceeded to go into the afterlife; and it consisted solely of my apartment. All while sitting in the exact same spot on my couch(yes, and wallowing in my piss-soaked blankets the whole time).


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: metalfaith] * 1
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Wow this is quite possibly the most amazing thread I've ever experienced on the Shroomery, PERIOD.


Sorry bout the bad trip silly string, but goddam that was a good story.


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Edited by smokesnugz (11/28/11 07:47 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: smokesnugz]
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smokesnugz said:
GODDAM THE HYPE IS TRUE... Just sayin, Don't underestimate those little fuckers.


:awesurprise:

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: DivineIntensity]
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DivineIntensity said:
Given away my shirt because I thought I was going to die

And puked on someones shoes...Both in the same trip, oh well. :shrug:



holy shit, ive done this exact same thing only i puked all over myself not someone elses shoes. :lol: and it was a hoodie a not a t-shirt.


this thread is full of win btw, ive gotta take a minute to finish reading the rest of the stories. :lol:

Edited by herbalMedz (11/28/11 08:00 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: herbalMedz]
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The PE In my sig are the ones responsible for my break threw and random nakedness. I took the pic at 11 somethin, Ate them at like 12.. Woke up in the road naked at about 4am. LMAO!



I ate all of em and literally started to trip within about 15 minutes, NO JOKE... It was at the point I realized I might be in for a serious ride.

I think I started to trip so fast cause I had just eaten dinner 30 min or so prior and had a massively full stomach resulting in full on digestion at the time I ate the PE.






KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN PEEPS, STRAIGHT UP EPICNESS.


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Edited by smokesnugz (11/28/11 07:56 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: smokesnugz]
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We are victims of tiny dicks my friend.

My trip report:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15241987#15241987

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Icesyn]
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yeah those tiny dicks will fuck ya if your not carefull. :lol:

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