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Dumbest Drug Story
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Well pub? What is the dumbest thing you have ever done on drugs? I know some people have some good stories on here.  Don't worry it's the internet.  No shame.


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525]
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Given away my shirt because I thought I was going to die

And puked on someones shoes...Both in the same trip, oh well. :shrug:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: DivineIntensity] * 3
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I haven't done too many stupid things on drugs, but one time I was rollin really hard, and my friend and I were out driving around. we decided to drive on to the ferry and take the 30 minute ride to the other side. Paid like $20 some dollars for the trip there, then as soon as we got there we rode the ferry back, which cost another $20 somethin....

i mean I guess it was only like 50 dollars...but i felt really stupid the next day.


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: DivineIntensity] * 1
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One time when in high school, I drank a bunch of rum and used my knife to cut open my screen on my window. I proceeded to jump from there into our pine tree:lolsy:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Anthony]
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once i got so high that i turned into a bird and flew away into the night sky


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Divinity]
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Well this one time I ate a bunch of xanax and... woke up with 10 busted open knuckles. I'm sure there is a retarded story that I don't remember. Then I chugged 3 beers and fell down a short flight of stairs and ran head first into the cinder block wall.


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Anthony]
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Just a couple weeks ago my brother drank and did loads of molly on an empty stomach at a party, collapses a few times and thinks he's going to die. At this party someone gets stabbed btw.

The next day he goes and does a load of acid has a horribly bad trip (what a surprise) and thinks he's going to die again. Now he's sworn himself of drugs apart from weed and alcohol for a couple months.

I thought that was pretty stupid.


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story *DELETED* [Re: SillyString525]
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Post deleted by LayinUp

Reason for deletion: posted twice for some reason



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Escape the box.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: LayinUp]
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don't stop now:ooo:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525] * 3
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I ate 90 wet grams of some PE mushrooms that SWIM grew to test his latest batch. It was too much.

Ended up diving head first into the toilet (only after I pissed in it) and swallowing mouthfuls of piss water because I thought the Andromeda galaxy was on the other side.

After I decided I didn't like that, I ran around the house naked chugging the shit out of a gallon jug of water and throwing up over and over.

I guess I was also shouting at the top of my lungs so somebody called the cops. Some juiced up ex Marine cop showed up and proceeded to try and arrest me. Tackled me to the ground and we wrestled for a LONG time. He was bigger than me, but I was naked -- and on mushrooms, so I kept escaping him and he would re pin me. Turns out later in the story that this cop was gay, and was digging my fine ass which came in really handy in court when I convinced him earlier that day to amend his statement. :laugh:  No, I didn't suck his dick.

Anyway so after we seriously wrestled around for 10 minutes or so he was getting tired but I was still manic as hell. That's about when he started really trying to subdue me with force and switched tactics. He started yelling at me, fucking loud, saying to stop resisting or he would resort to shooting me and I was gonna be in a lot more trouble if I kept fighting him (but he liked it I know, I was naked).

So anyway, I calm the fuck down, and he cuffs me on the floor face down, ass naked - just the way those Marine fags like it, just the way I knew this sick motherfucker was raping Iraqis when he was in the Marines. He goes back in my room and grabs me some shorts and puts them on me, takes me to his car. Dude was straight up tripping, on the drive to the jail he was doing like 120mph, and he was TWEAKING SO HARD, like bad -- on his cellphone and shit, texting while driving like a mad man. I told him to slow the fuck down and stop tweaking. Then I told him I KNEW he was tweaking and was going to tell his boss and he was gonna get drug tested and fired so he better let me the fuck go. I think he ALMOST did it, but in the end I told him I was sorry to threaten him and I wouldn't tell on him (because I was all shroomy and empathic and didn't want to make him unhappy).

Anyway we get to the jail, and they try to throw me in this cell that I had been in before and don't like, so of course I resisted again. A few fat and poorly trained guards wrestled me in, threw me on the floor and were threatening to tase me if I didn't behave. Threw me down hard too, I had so many bruises after all this. A black eye too.

So these guards and a couple cops start asking questions. What are you on boy?! Did you do PCP? Are you on LSD? Did you eat magic mushrooms? Ecstasy?!  See, they knew I was on something, or they THOUGHT I was. I realized, in my extreme shroom state, that they didn't know I was on drugs -- and I saw a way out of all this cop trouble I seemed to have got myself into.

The whole while you have to remember I was shrooming on 90 wet grams of potent PE. The walls were melting and swirling - I was incredibly high. Earlier in the trip I was convinced that I was talking to people on television through the mirrors in my bathroom. It didn't seem too unrealistic at the time -- hell it's just technology.

But I digress. They were trying to get me to admit to committing a crime! Using drugs! But haha, I am not a complete fool! I told them strongly and confidently that I had never used drugs.

BULLSHIT! a lady with a fucked up grill says to me. YOUR EYES ARE BIG AS QUARTERS!! she said. I told her "that's because everything in here is so amazing". I'm pretty sure that sounded like something a high person would say, but it was hardly an admission of guilt.

So, not believing me of course, and desperate to charge me with something serious (fucking cunt whore justice system fuck these cunts) they load me up into a cruiser and take my ass over to the hospital! At the hospital I experienced all kinds of fun shit, but the event relevant to my story is that they drug tested me. I was worried because I had eaten the mushrooms literally a couple hours earlier. After a retardedly long wait, the results came back! "Nothing unusual. He did have a weak positive on THC, but no drugs." Not kidding, the nurse guy who brought in the results straight up said "positive on THC, but no drugs". He must have been a smoker.

SO anyway, lacking any evidence to charge me for a real crime, the queer marine who kept hitting on me took me back to the jail. When we get back, they start asking me a ton more questions. "Ok you aren't on drugs, what's wrong with you why are you acting like this?" I told them I thought I had cancer in my abdomen because I had eaten too much McDonalds as a kid (shit parents feeding me crap food they can fucking rot) which made them think I was actually just a crazy person.

Luckily, I had spent 3 months in this same jail a few years earlier at which time I had told them I was bipolar (which I'm not) and had crazy mood swings -- so that "diagnosis" was already in the jail database. That information plus my recent insane behavior and lack of drugs in my system was enough evidence to demonstrate that I was probably crazy. Crazy enough, anyway, that the judge agreed with me and Mr. Gaycopmarine's amended testimony that what had occurred that night had been a MEDICAL incident and not a criminal one. After a 2 week free stay at a fucking badass mental health facility (aka crazy house) where I managed to talk my way into a hefty Klonopin script, I was free with all charges dropped.

All in all, it was a pretty crazy night. Definitely learned a new respect for the mushroom. It was a really close call that could have gone really bad, but thankfully I had enough wits about me and a lifetime of manipulation training that got me through. I realize a few things worked in my favor. The gay cop was definitely one. That the hospital doesn't test for psilocybin metabolites or w/e is another. Mushrooms are nonexistent here, though, so I'm not surprised.

I always learn things from my trips. It's why I shroom, for the mind high. I could care less if things are all wiggly and stuff. What stuck out most on this trip is how this world is built with words, and how using these words in a certain way is how you navigate this world. I realized how much people communicate. Not only with words, but with silence, with body gestures. I realized how these words and other forms of communication really do program us and how much of what we say is actually borrowed from decades or even hundreds of years ago.


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525]
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One time I took 50mg of Adderall XR, and just walked around downtown fucked up as shit. I spent time on the computers at the Apple Store for a while (was probably browsing the Shroomery, haha), and eventually some EMTs came in to ask how I was doing. Apparently, I was so visibly fucked up that people in the store called 9-1-1; I agreed to let them take me to the hospital because I was afraid that they'd call the cops on me if I didn't. While there, they gave me an IV of Ativan (:drooling::thumbup:) to calm my system down... my heart rate was at like 165. The nurse told me that if it was much higher, I could've died.

:goldfarb:


Other than that, I've never really done any terribly stupid things on drugs. I'm usually quite aware of my actions and their potential consequences when on drugs, so yeah...:stoned:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: LayinUp]
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Fucking awesome story bro.
:highfive:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Poid]
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Poid said:
they gave me an IV of Ativan (:drooling::thumbup:) to calm my system down... my heart rate was at like 165. The nurse told me that if it was much higher, I could've died.


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shit was so cash


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Poid]
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I had recently gotten 5 grams of some beautiful molly, and I decided to celebrate by going to a dubstep show with a bunch of friends. We were all packed into an apartment getting ready to go when a buddy and I started coming up. I was rolling really hard when we were about to leave, but I wanted everyone to feel as good as me, so I gave away 6 doses to my friends that wanted it.

As we walked out, their neighbor was coming up the stairs. I had never met the guy before, but I decided I wanted him to come with us. I asked him what he was up to, and he said he was just coming home from work. I said "well, we're about to go to a really awesome show, and you should come with us."

At this point, my friends are trying to get me to shut up, because they knew what was coming next... He said he was tired, and I said "not anymore" as I handed him a capsule with 120mg. He looked at me for about 3 seconds with his jaw gaping and said ok. So he took the molly right then and walked with us to the club. Never saw him again after that, but had a great time anyway.:trippinballs:

I realize how stupid it was to give away drugs to a stranger, but it turned out well, so no regrets!


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Use these substances wisely, they have the ability to cause life altering realizations.

Edited by bholzer (11/28/11 03:38 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: bholzer]
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Fucking great stories! Sadly, (thankfully) I don't have a dumbest drug story. 

A few years ago at a concert this tall guy with dreads seemingly sold molly to solid portion of the crowd.  He was tall as shit and you would see him go amongst the crowd, duck down, and pop up again.  Over and over.  The group he left would start yelling and screaming and generally going nuts.

I ended up buying some from him in a fucking line.  Like, a line of people to get some of this dudes molly.

One finger dip later and I was rolling harder than I had ever rolled before.  Lotus is playing and the whole place is fucking losing it!  I've never seen a crazier vibe!  This dude was selling FIRE molly to everyone, despite being 7 feet tall with crazy long dreads.  Very noticeable.

So later on I go to get some water and this dude is with his girlfriend and she is fucking puking like crazy.  He is freaking out and she is just puking and puking in front of the bathrooms.  He looks very distressed, so without even thinking I just walk right up to him and tear a blunt in half and hand him a half.  When he looked at me funny for handing him half a blunt without saying a word while he was holding his girls hair back, I finally blurted out, 'for her stomach' and pranced off to get some water like I solved all the problems!

When I came out of the bathroom this guy was taking his girlfriend into the women's bathroom with these older ladies just telling him to go in and him looking nervous as fuuuuck, all while she is still puking.

My dumbest drug story was when I gave away half a blunt.  I can only hope in came in handy at the end of his night.
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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: cbhead23]
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usually when i'm high on campus i mumble to myself and laugh to myself and walk into shit but that's just what i do


I took acid at my family's thanksgiving party this year, that was a dumb move. I was blowing my cover a little when we were playing some board game. it was alright, i guess i'll just have to double the dose for christmas.



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yea i can't really think of anything else


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: Sheekle]
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These dumb drug stories are turning out to be pretty awesome, they all have twist endings. Drugs, man. :strokebeard:


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: SillyString525]
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I had an enlightened moment on 2c-b during which I threw out my worldly posessions (shoes, socks, glasses, keys, phone, wallet, pants) and walked around telling people humanity was fucked.

Im convinced Im in some foreign country. I preceded to hop into random people's cars, caught myself on fire and stumbled into someone's tent.

all while this is happening im wearing ONLY a drug rug and nothing else and it's raining nearly frozen rain with some of the strongest winds about that Ive felt in my life.

Edited by MisterMuscaria (11/28/11 04:39 PM)

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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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How'd they take the news?


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Re: Dumbest Drug Story [Re: The Phleg]
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Most just disregarded me as a spunion. I was at a festival afterall.

I remember telling some overweight pillheaded blond chick that some kids were starving in Africa so she could have that extra inch on her chair.


At one point i thought i had damned all of humanity by letting slip the dreams of our ancestors to the aliens.

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