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We should start a porno company
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I think I'd hire Caskt.

We need a videographer. Someone really artistic and cutting-edge

I'll be the photographer

We can find models on model mayhem and other places

The final product has got to be juicy, artistic, and fun. Something that really makes the clientele squirm

Sorry, I got caught dreaming again. That has gotta be such a fun job. I laugh at people who find pornography offensive and evil. If all parties want to do it, and they are all benefiting from it, why not? Its just recording people have sex, and sharing that beauty with everyone else who wants to watch


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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plektheplek said:
Something that really makes the clientele squirm


Trannies!

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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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best idea ive heard all week

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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: 4runner]
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anunnakian said:
plektheplek said:
Something that really makes the clientele squirm


Trannies!


Ahahaha. Nice one. Current, too!

Votes for girls to pay to star in our movies:

Tori Black
Sasha Grey (un-retire, girl!)
Suzie Carina
Angel Dark
Devon (a 90's sensation)
Ashli Orion


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: 4runner]
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Love the idea I'd model for ya

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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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Oh, and add Amia Miley to that list too.

I'm thinking we can hire about 20 people to start, all from the shroomery. Keep it local, ya know? The pay will start out low, but once we get the girls into it we're gold

I know I already signed on as the photographer,but i want to get some pov work in too. Thanks


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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and Lexi Belle
we need to hire her too


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: CosmicFool]
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CosmicFool said:
and Lexi Belle
we need to hire her too


Here here.

Ok, we can sign you on to fuck Lexi Belle but I got dibbs on Tori Black


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: anomie]
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heres a scene, 2 or 3 occupy wallstreet hipster protester girls fightin the system with signs and handcoffing themselves and shit

cops come up, tries to break it up, resisting arrest turns into assisting a DP (thats double penetration) on one of the ladies, orgy ensues, cops money shots on the ladies, then DP (thats donkey punch) protester chick, other girl gets maced, throw them in the back of the cop car. drive away with the lights flashing.

credits.

bam. art.

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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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if I get a shot at Lexi I'll gladly offer up my services in graphic design


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: anomie]
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So its not prostitution if I film it? 

I'll do it if I can wear a cool mask

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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: CosmicFool]
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You don't have to tell the future owner of a porno company (maybe joint-owner if we get some good teamwork going) what DP stands for!

And thanks for your graphic design work offer, cosmic. We'll need to sign you on for Lexi Belle early. I'll be sure to tell her we're going to need to film multiple takes, so you can get your nut on with her numerous times


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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plektheplek said:
You don't have to tell the future owner of a porno company (maybe joint-owner if we get some good teamwork going) what DP stands for!



to be fair it could have stood for
Donkey Punch
Double Penetration
Display Picture
etc.


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: CosmicFool]
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DP in the porno biz is always double penetration!

Come on, wake up kid! Your gearing up for Lexi Belle for crying out loud!

Do we have any black dudes here? We should hire some black dudes from the shroomery for sure. Interracial is a must


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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i laughed so hard when i read my name right away. lmfao i would click this thread.


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: plektheplek]
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yes but that's not how he used it


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: CosmicFool]
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ill fuck bitches for money hahha :grin:
cant say no to thaaat

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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: CosmicFool]
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I'm down for the scene where I fuck Jenni Lee.

CosmicFool said:
plektheplek said:
You don't have to tell the future owner of a porno company (maybe joint-owner if we get some good teamwork going) what DP stands for!



to be fair it could have stood for
Donkey Punch
Double Penetration
Display Picture
etc.


Back when I had a job that involved selling soft drinks, I would always have people asking "can I have a DP?" I had to just give them a Dr. Pepper.  :ifyoucanawe:

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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: casket]
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casket said:
i laughed so hard when i read my name right away. lmfao i would click this thread.


You always refresh my mind with pornography in your sigs, so i figured a spot in the company is only fair. Your pushing us in the right direction!

T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K


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Re: We should start a porno company [Re: shadowplay]
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wait do i get to have sex? haha or just behind the camera? i got a really weird obsession with cody lane. weird. lol


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