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Got bit by a beetle!!
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Last night I was sleepin like a baby. I felt a pinch on my peck and I thought I rolled over onto a food crumb or something. I pick up this black thing and set it down next to me to see what it is. After I run the sleep out of my eyes I see that it is a black sort of beetle creature.

I flicked it across the room and went back to sleep. The sum bitch left a bite mark on my peck. lol.

Fuckin beetles...

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Re: Got bit by a beetle!! [Re: XUL]
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:uhoh:your peck


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(mik-kaw'-bur) n. one who is poor but lives in optimistic expectation of better fortune:nyan:

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Re: Got bit by a beetle!! [Re: Micawber]
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Micawber said:
:uhoh:your peck




lol. I meant my left peck or my chest. Not me ol pecker!

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Re: Got bit by a beetle!! [Re: XUL]
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keep an eye on it cause there have been unprecedented numbers of poisonous beetles after all this crazy weather...it the wound begins to turn yellow seek help within 24 hours otherwise you risk kidney failure


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE

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Re: Got bit by a beetle!! [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
Micawber said:
:uhoh:your peck




lol. I meant my left peck or my chest. Not me ol pecker!



:lolsy:

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Re: Got bit by a beetle!! [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
Micawber said:
:uhoh:your peck




lol. I meant my left peck or my chest. Not me ol pecker!



:lolsy::beer:


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(mik-kaw'-bur) n. one who is poor but lives in optimistic expectation of better fortune:nyan:

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Re: Got bit by a beetle!! [Re: Micawber]
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Don't stop me before I get on a roll...damn.

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Re: Got bit by a beetle!! [Re: Best In The World]
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Changsta said:
Don't stop me before I get on a roll...damn.



:lolwut:


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(mik-kaw'-bur) n. one who is poor but lives in optimistic expectation of better fortune:nyan:

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