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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Aser]
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Aser said:
shroomie_glen said:
-friend to me after taking literally 6 different Rcs
my friend- "Meet my friend, Ernesto.  He is an Albino Pygmy Sasquatch, and his bong is filled with grape Robitussin."
me- "Ummm, Ok. Where is he?" ( I said this as I sat on the couch.)
friend- (lets out a BLOOD CURDLING scream at the top of his lungs) "OHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOD!!! You just sat on him AND broke his bong! You heartless son of a bitch!"

He said this with the most intenly serious expression on his face I have Ever seen a human express.


:ahahaha:

but then thinking about it, it must have sucked for your friend.:aweman:


He really was heartbroken for the rest of the trip. I told him not to eat all those rcs...here is the coctail he did (if i remember it correctly)
-20mgs 2c-I
-10mgs 2c-E
-10mgs-2c-t-2
-10mgs-2c-t-7
-.5 mg DOI
-.5 mg DOC


Dude was FUCKED UP to asy the least.


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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: shroomie_glen]
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I just can't remember if it was2mgs of E or I, but the rest of the list is accurate.

anyhows on with the quotes:

"For a minute there, I was your dick, and YOU were my pussy."
-Ex gf said that while we were on Shrooms and having sex.


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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: shroomie_glen]
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shroomie_glen said:
I just can't remember if it was2mgs of E or I, but the rest of the list is accurate.

anyhows on with the quotes:

"For a minute there, I was your dick, and YOU were my pussy."
-Ex gf said that while we were on Shrooms and having sex.


Good shit.:thumbup:


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"I once was here, but now I'm not. I went away to smoke some pot. I left this here to prove a point, that life ain't shit without a joint."

R.I.P. J.M.B. 5.26.06

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Frontchasack]
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LOL@ the mysterious cat shit on dudes hand

i dont ever bother trying to buy anything when im tripping. i cant even count money confidently enough to know whether i gave clerk too much money or not. im sure so many people tripping and buying shit got ganked for being so out of it. i worry i have, mostly LOL


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"We are perfect mirrors in the sun and we brightly shine, we are singing and dancing in perfect time, there is nothing in the world that we can do, to stop the light of love come shining through" --Sally Oldfield


:heart: :levitate: :inlove: :tripping: :inlove3: "Vibrate in Love." :inlove3: :tripping: :inlove: :levitate: :heart:
                          :tripping2:

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: LSDilocybin] * 1
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I have averaged like 5 posts per day JUST ON THIS THREAD recently....
oh well on with the goodies

"Hey man, can i have a cigarette?"
"Sure, here you go."
"Dude, this is a pipe, and its full of pot."
(with positively EVIL grin on face) "I KNOW!"


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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: shroomie_glen]
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"Hey man, uhh, I'm thirsty as fuck, do you have any beers? I'll give you a cigarette"

"Ya man, no problem" *points to an icechest*

*Gets beer, sits on ice chest, lights blunt* "Here you go man"

"This ain't no cigarette!"

Good times. :thumbup::bigblunt:


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Prohibition didn't work for God; Eve ate the fruit.

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Joolz]
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not really a tripping quote but a quote relevant to tripping from the bible !



For those who are pure in heart shall see god Adam-28


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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My buddy on a three and a half gram trip.He had just had a very intense panic attack and I was calming him down. He sat back, still with a look of fear on his face, and says "Man, I ain't never ate no mushrooms like that." I responded with "Yeah, those ain't your momma's mushrooms"

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: shroomie_glen]
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shroomie_glen said:
I have averaged like 5 posts per day JUST ON THIS THREAD recently....
oh well on with the goodies

"Hey man, can i have a cigarette?"
"Sure, here you go."
"Dude, this is a pipe, and its full of pot."
(with positively EVIL grin on face) "I KNOW!"


Haha, that sounds like something I'd do since I don't smoke cigs.  I love when people offer me a cig I go yea, then take it and throw it as far away as I can. They don't know what to think.


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**Metaphysical Crystal, Stones, Gems, and Minerals**
Every individual reacts differently to every chemical.
Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.
:bongload:  :gethigh:  "You need more THC to your brain, faster." - Drr  :gethigh:  :bongload:

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: mattritt]
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mattritt said:
shroomie_glen said:
I have averaged like 5 posts per day JUST ON THIS THREAD recently....
oh well on with the goodies

"Hey man, can i have a cigarette?"
"Sure, here you go."
"Dude, this is a pipe, and its full of pot."
(with positively EVIL grin on face) "I KNOW!"


Haha, that sounds like something I'd do since I don't smoke cigs.  I love when people offer me a cig I go yea, then take it and throw it as far away as I can. They don't know what to think.


sounds kinda dickish to me.

My first time smoking salvia, I started off upstairs. But I somehow found my way downstairs and went into a hacking irc channel. And then went on to talk about how "The exhaustings are telling me to go to bed right now or else they will make my hands bleed like with black acid."


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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. -Calvin and Hobbes

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: indica]
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xk3m_indica said:
"why do i need all this crap?"

('this crap' is a bong, a bag of chips, a comfy chair, weed, pack of cigarettes and an art journal and pen.



That's a good one.

I think this every time I trip and it really shows our day to day disconnection with natural living - always much more visible while tripping.

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: TYL3R]
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"why's the dogs mouth glowing???... Shit my phone!"

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: maug]
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maug said:
mattritt said:
shroomie_glen said:
I have averaged like 5 posts per day JUST ON THIS THREAD recently....
oh well on with the goodies

"Hey man, can i have a cigarette?"
"Sure, here you go."
"Dude, this is a pipe, and its full of pot."
(with positively EVIL grin on face) "I KNOW!"


Haha, that sounds like something I'd do since I don't smoke cigs.  I love when people offer me a cig I go yea, then take it and throw it as far away as I can. They don't know what to think.


sounds kinda dickish to me.

My first time smoking salvia, I started off upstairs. But I somehow found my way downstairs and went into a hacking irc channel. And then went on to talk about how "The exhaustings are telling me to go to bed right now or else they will make my hands bleed like with black acid."


Its always in jest.


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**Metaphysical Crystal, Stones, Gems, and Minerals**
Every individual reacts differently to every chemical.
Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.
:bongload:  :gethigh:  "You need more THC to your brain, faster." - Drr  :gethigh:  :bongload:

Edited by mattritt (04/12/11 06:53 PM)

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: shroomie_glen]
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shroomie_glen said:
"For a minute there, I was your dick, and YOU were my pussy."
-Ex gf said that while we were on Shrooms and having sex.


That is so awesome.


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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: DSAR]
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DSAR said:
"why's the dogs mouth glowing???... Shit my phone!"


BAHAHAHAHA!

Me: "I have a joke to tell you, a Bill Murray joke"
Friend: "ok"
Me: "Ok... ok... so, Bill Murray is.. ummm.. well there's a crowd of people, and like.. some person and uummm... well, basically the punchline is, Bill Murray says 'No One's going to ever believe you'"
Friend: "..."
Me: "FUCK MAN!  I give you all the pieces of the joke, you work it out!"

acid.

everything was a Bill Murray joke from then on.


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We are the Divine Universe, Incarnate!

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: afrosheen]
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Let's see if I can recall this one my father told me about.
Not so much a quote as funny story, and the mention of money and purchasing brought this anecdote to mind.

It was 1967 or 68 I think, a good 7 or 8 years before my birth on this planet. My father lived in Seal Beach at the time. In a little shack next to a mushroom farm (those boring white buttons) so the rent was cheap due to flies and the smell. Go figure.

His old lady at the time was a nurse at the same hospital he was working in to avoid fighting in Nam.
Thank you "conscientious objector" status.
This was back in the day when all the pharm-a-goodies were in an unlocked metal cabinet labeled "Authorized Personnel Only". Vials of med. grade coke, morphine, you name it. So she was the sugar-momma, so to speak.
Ahem.

Anyhoo, Pop is walking about Seal Beach, wacked out of his gourd on who-knows-what plus LSD...
He stops at a burger stand.

*Ah. They have things here I want. Hm.*

He says what he thinks is "chocolate malt" when the guy asks what he wants.
The guy makes the malt, and stands there looking expectantly at Pops. He thinks he hears numbers, but does not know their significance.

*Oh.*
*Right, this is an exchange of some sort.*
*I have to give him something, but what?*

He pulls a handful of change from his pocket, but the dimes and pennies won't stop spinning, and the quarters are melting. He tries to say something, but nothing happens. So he holds the handful of squirming coins out to the clerk, trusting that he would extract the correct amount.

The clerk does so, and to this day I wish I could have seen the look on his face and heard the thoughts in his head and my father sauntered off into the proverbial sunset...


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intlslacker : "Why is it I always have the feeling that if RR weren't around it'd be like there were toddlers running around, bumping into walls and eating poisonous mushrooms?"

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: mathias]
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"Man, that was beautiful."
"What was?"
"Everything."

In saying that, my friend made my entire night.


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Cringeworthy username. Ah, youth :rofldrunk:

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: FeAraNdl0aThInG]
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"............"  :trippnballs:


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:watchingyou: :raptorJesus: :teabird: :watchingyou:

Excerpts of inner dialogue III-V-VIII:

"Im no saint, but I do have genuine intentions."
"So you believe in intensions?"
"No. I believe in being genuine."

"The goal is to become more child-like, and less child-ish."

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: MotherNaturesSon]
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I was tripping and my friend was talking to me. We were all sitting around the campfire and he was cooking hotdogs. He's said in the past "I like my women like I like my coffee, white" because he puts too much creamer and shit in it.

Well, he likes his hotdogs burnt. Like, on fire what you would normally do to marshmallows burnt. So he said "I like my hotdogs like I like my coffee, black" and I said "bullshit, you always put too much creamer in it" and we just started laughing.

So then he was like, okay okay, "white women and black hotdogs" making a mistake and saying women instead of coffee. We all started :rofldrunk:ing and I finally got out "that's about as ying yang as I can call 'em dude, white women and black wieners sounds like one hell of a party.":awelol:


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Prohibition didn't work for God; Eve ate the fruit.

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Re: ***Best Trippin' Quotes*** [Re: Joolz]
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trippin on dxm for the first time...
"dude...if acid puts you in the drivers seat, and mushrooms put you in the passenger seat...then dxm puts you in the trunk"

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