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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: gerryjarcia]
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gerryjarcia said:
Ok Poptart, i've got it all worked out for you. Here's the plan:

1.Ditch whatever town you're living in now.

2.Apply to attend school at Western Washington University (http://www.wwu.edu/).

3.Get on craigslist and look for an apartment that's worded something like this:

"Looking for a reliable, neat, 420 and pet friendly roomate..."(http://bellingham.craigslist.org/roo/2131757159.html)

4.Enjoy the good life in a town full of hippies that lies on a major fault zone :cool:

Now that we've got all that worked out, anything else you need sorted?


Hey, that's where I live


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: Poptart]
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Poptart said:
twighead said:
Be fucking careful. I had a roommate that was a security guard and criminal justice major that would toke with me all the time, then one day randomly he lets in his friend security guard who claims to smell weed (bullshit I hadn't smoked for a week+), they searched my room and found an empty nug jug and bong, that's it - kicked out of dorms and school and lost all of my scholarships. Didn't even bother to search the narc's room even though the weed was "smelled outside"


so he was tricking you the whole time or he just didn't know his friend security guard was a snitch.


I'm not exactly sure - he owned a pipe too so if they had searched his room he would've got busted too - but instead of standard procedure (knocking on the door etc.) he made a call, walked outside, then simply left the door open and let the dude in. His girlfriend who lived with us (illegally) left for holiday 2 days beforehand.. He had also recieved a warning from one of the RA's that they had heard rumors of a girl living there illegally - he could've possibly thought it was me and so narc'd me out in revenge? Either way, shitty deal - since you don't live in idaho you probably wouldn't be treated as harshly though if you were caught.


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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: twighead]
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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
gerryjarcia said:
Ok Poptart, i've got it all worked out for you. Here's the plan:

1.Ditch whatever town you're living in now.

2.Apply to attend school at Western Washington University (http://www.wwu.edu/).

3.Get on craigslist and look for an apartment that's worded something like this:

"Looking for a reliable, neat, 420 and pet friendly roomate..."(http://bellingham.craigslist.org/roo/2131757159.html)

4.Enjoy the good life in a town full of hippies that lies on a major fault zone :cool:

Now that we've got all that worked out, anything else you need sorted?


Hey, that's where I live


Right on. I used to live there (and loved it). Would cruise down to locust beach on my bike with a bottle of wine, salmon fillets in tinfoil and a bowl packed and ready to roll  :pipesmoke:

I'd make a small fire right on the beach, cook my fish and share the wine and weed with a few close friends, watch the sunset over the bay. Fuckin' love that town (but the winters suck ass, couldn't hack it).


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"We are all intoxicated. We were born into an insane asylum, a world crazy-making. We believe what we see and hear. The real myth is the myth of sanity, of rationality: it's a disease that is eating away at the earth. All the poisons flow from our denial. We deny madness, we forget our crimes, we dismember the corpse, we imprison our children. We need poison to poison the poison, to remember the sacred nature of intoxication, the green body of the young god." ~ Dale Pendell

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: The Vapor]
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Holy fuck man you're paranoid.  It might be a good thing to leave it alone and quit smoking, damn.  If you want to keep smoking, just straight up ask him.  If he asks why, tell him you saw a FUCKING SCALE AND BONG sitting on the counter in HIS APARTMENT.  He smokes, I promise.  If he gets offended that you even asked, then he's an asshole and you don't want to live there anyway.


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Did he dream about dragons? Did he dream about deer? Did he whisper  he names of friends who were near?
What songs did they play, and how far away? Why did he whisper, why did she scream?
What does the sound of a screen door mean?
Who talks on the hill? Who goes to the cellar, can you feel the chill? Where does the river, when will the wind?
How far are the mountains? Where do they end? Why would the church?
Did the service begin? Tell me who died, and tell me who cried.
Help me hide in the skin of a deer, my zippered-up bag in the mouth of a stag so swiftly I go through rows of does,
it flows, it flows, it flows, it flows all over the hill where the green grass grows.

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: SS32]
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I would never become involved with someone that's even interested in "criminal justice" unless it's in the Fastfred sort of way.

Playing with fire leads to getting burned.





I guarantee no one that's engaged in illegal commerce, and doing it seriously would decide to become recreational involved with someone in criminal justice UNLESS they knew that individual for a long period prior to their involvement with criminal justice.

I'd also never involve myself with any clique that included anyone who was involved in criminal justice.  If my main group of friends suddenly revealed that to me, or someone new came around who was of that sort, I'd leave and never come back.

That's just me though.  Paranoia is a word that's thrown around liberally up until the second the cop slaps you in cuffs, I've seen it dozens of times before.  One man's paranoia is another man's caution.


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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: Humility]
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:facepalm:

This dude has to be trollin if not you are one paranoid dude.

Its as simple as this

"Hey man, what is the bong and scale for?"

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: wakenbake]
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The one criminal justice major I know is an enormous pothead. He smokes 5-6 times a day and slangs out of his room. He wants to be a cop too. He always talks about how he'll but kids for having a pound and he'll write down that he found 2 grams on them :lol:

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: nicechrisman]
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High street nigga!:yesnod: bham is the shit

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roommate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: Dorian Gray]
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so have you nutted up and asked him yet? no? please ask then you know weather you need to move or not. I honestly gotta say if hes got his shit out his most likely got better weed than you do so just go for it and DON'T PANIC no matter what he tells you as far as he knows you don't do shit.:stoned:


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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: gerryjarcia]
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gerryjarcia said:
nicechrisman said:
gerryjarcia said:
Ok Poptart, i've got it all worked out for you. Here's the plan:

1.Ditch whatever town you're living in now.

2.Apply to attend school at Western Washington University (http://www.wwu.edu/).

3.Get on craigslist and look for an apartment that's worded something like this:

"Looking for a reliable, neat, 420 and pet friendly roomate..."(http://bellingham.craigslist.org/roo/2131757159.html)

4.Enjoy the good life in a town full of hippies that lies on a major fault zone :cool:

Now that we've got all that worked out, anything else you need sorted?


Hey, that's where I live


Right on. I used to live there (and loved it). Would cruise down to locust beach on my bike with a bottle of wine, salmon fillets in tinfoil and a bowl packed and ready to roll  :pipesmoke:

I'd make a small fire right on the beach, cook my fish and share the wine and weed with a few close friends, watch the sunset over the bay. Fuckin' love that town (but the winters suck ass, couldn't hack it).


Yes, the winters DO suck ass! Still, it's my favorite town by far that I've lived in. I live right downtown by the food COOP.

Sorry about the threadjack, I just thought maybe this was more interesting than the thread:shrug:


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: nicechrisman]
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Ive smoked with active cops/chp

plus they are still in college. One friend who was training to be a cop believes all drugs should be legal.

Just ask him... no big deal. And save your ass in case he is against it and say you smoke somewhere else.


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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
Yes, the winters DO suck ass! Still, it's my favorite town by far that I've lived in. I live right downtown by the food COOP.

Sorry about the threadjack, I just thought maybe this was more interesting than the thread:shrug:


it's cool if we threadjack this one, it's lame as hell anyway.

the food co-op was the main place i did my food shopping (had a whole group of friends that worked there too). i still miss their bulk food section. can't find anything like that down here in the deep fried south.

have you ever been down to the Hub (the community bike center)? Dude that runs that place is the man (Kyle).

nice to meet a Hamster on here. hope the mushie season was good for ya!


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"We are all intoxicated. We were born into an insane asylum, a world crazy-making. We believe what we see and hear. The real myth is the myth of sanity, of rationality: it's a disease that is eating away at the earth. All the poisons flow from our denial. We deny madness, we forget our crimes, we dismember the corpse, we imprison our children. We need poison to poison the poison, to remember the sacred nature of intoxication, the green body of the young god." ~ Dale Pendell

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: gerryjarcia]
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Ok update. Got to talking a little turns out he grew up in the same area as me about 3 hours from where we are now. I told him I wasn't going to school right now and he said he wasn't eiather he said he went to school for a couple years and dropped out at the last semester and now he's working at front desk. I didn't ask him where he goes to school.

I'm still to paranoid to ask lol. What if he actually finished school and is now working at the front desk trying to capture potheads and the stuff he has in confinscated?

:uhoh:  :paranoid:  :tinfoil:


Lol at this point I'm pretty sure I'm the most paranoid person in the world.

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: Poptart]
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Just ask him what its for :lol: that doesn't give away anything on your part, and if he had confiscated it - if he were within his own legal confines - he had better of brought that shit down to the police station not to his apartment.


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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: twighead]
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Yeah man, if he had a bong out just say "So, what was the deal with that bong?"

If you're gonna live with him, you're gonna have to deal with this eventually. Even if he was a straight up cop, on the streets 5 days a week, do you really think he'd give a flying fuck if somebody smoked some buds?
Its not like you're asking him to split the electric bill and help pay for the high pressure sodium/metal halite grow lights.

Not to mention, even if I were to tell a cop " I smoke Marijuana"...There's not really anything that can be done. He cant get a warrant to search your bedroom or anything. Even if he could, why the fuck would he waste his time..?
You're making him out to be Supercop, when in fact he sounds like just another lazy stoner.

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: shLong]
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Have any of you thought that maybe if i just straight up asked him if he smoked weed that he would deny it cause he doesent want to get in trouble eaither?

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: gerryjarcia]
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gerryjarcia said:
nicechrisman said:
Yes, the winters DO suck ass! Still, it's my favorite town by far that I've lived in. I live right downtown by the food COOP.

Sorry about the threadjack, I just thought maybe this was more interesting than the thread:shrug:


it's cool if we threadjack this one, it's lame as hell anyway.

the food co-op was the main place i did my food shopping (had a whole group of friends that worked there too). i still miss their bulk food section. can't find anything like that down here in the deep fried south.

have you ever been down to the Hub (the community bike center)? Dude that runs that place is the man (Kyle).

nice to meet a Hamster on here. hope the mushie season was good for ya!


I've never been to the hub because the hours and days they are open (banker's hours) conflict with my schedule. I've heard it's cool though, and I walk my dog by there quite frequently on the way to blvd. park. Nice to see an ex hamster here. You still keep in touch with any of your friends up here?


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: nicechrisman]
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Oh my fucking god man!  How about you just fucking MOVE then...or get a new roommate, or just stop fucking smoking weed....Be a man!

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Re: Just moved into an apartment and figured out roomate is in criminal justice/psychology... [Re: shLong]
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I've smoked with a cop, fireman, paramedic, HS teacher AND the lunch lady (dont know how that's applicable, buts its still funny, no?) and not a single one of them gave a fuck, most the the country could give a fuck...So should you, so should he...

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