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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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StrandedVoyager said:
Get a puppy.


you sick bastard


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: automan]
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peanut butter does not work with puppies IRL

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Tangerines]
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no?


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: automan]
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yes, try chicken flavored meaty juicy dog food.  just make sure the dog is not a biter or it can hurt.  :wink:

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: automan]
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automan said:
StrandedVoyager said:
Get a puppy.


you sick bastard


Hey, I used to borrow my friend's adorable little Jack Russel Terrier to take on walks and meet chicks.  :shrug:

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: RandalFlagg]
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sorry i didnt readany of the replies in this thread but... what happened to that girl from your party? didnt you say she showed some interest?

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: indica]
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i haven't seen her since. that's been like 3 weeks or more now.

i'm talking to a girl i work with now. she came back, we smoked some, drank some, went out to a party. i'm pretty sure she's into me, but i suck with signals, so who knows. i do know i need to do something before i'm trapped in friendzone. but she seems to go out of her way to talk to me. we make contact every so often. stuff like that. i'll work on it, see if i can make anything happen.

also pretty sure a girl from one of my classes has been flirting with me, so perhaps it won't be too long.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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i know that feeling. I too suck(ed) with signals, if they generally show signs its a show of weakness... and you need to pounce.

just take the chance, the worst thing that can happen is they'll tihnk you're cute for trying and perhaps think about it a bit

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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be more direct and don't beat around the bush.

remember that girls (even really hot ones) are self-conscious and skittish when it comes to guys. Girls can afford to be subtle. Men cannot.

also, there seems to be a format you must follow, especially when looking for a meaningful relationship as opposed to a one-nighter. this is the 'ask her out on a date' format. I know, it seems cheesey, contrived, and cliche, but a lot of girls only respond to this.

for instance, the girl I'm with now, I flirted with for awhile before she finally got the hint I was interested. Looking back, she says sshe thought I was 'just joking' when I asked her to make out with me, or when I said she could be my 'personl jungle gym'. It wasn't until I actually said: "Do you want to go to X with me", that she realized I was serious.

anyway, good luck


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- Tom Morello

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: wps]
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You know alot of chicks complain that guys never actually ask them out on a date anymore. It's just so crazy it might work!


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: mushbaby]
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yeah, I think a lot of guys are scared to do that because we think it will seem corny to a woman. Like, she might laugh at us for being old-fashioned.

Also, it seems to me (I'm a cynic) that asking the question: "Would you like to go to the movies tomorrow", is really just a less honest way of saying: "I want to have sex with you."

but, I've found that most women choose not to see through what I think of as a transparent request.


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"America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve."

- Tom Morello

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: wps]
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wps said:
yeah, I think a lot of guys are scared to do that because we think it will seem corny to a woman. Like, she might laugh at us for being old-fashioned.


aye.

also.. when i'm drunk, i don't trust my taste in women quite so much.. i'd probably end up asking out someone i really have no interest in, and well.. that would suck.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: wps]
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Hey, enjoy sleeping alone while you can. You don't have to deal with:

1) Waking up without any covers
2) Waking up 2 or 3 times between 4am & 6am because she drank that huge glass of cranberry juice even after you politely reminded her of all the times she was up last night because of it
3) Biting your nails when she casually remarks "I was supposed to get my period last weekend, wtf?"
4) Asking her to turn off the television because you have to get up at 6:30, only to have her flip out even though she was whining the night before when you wanted to leave the light on to read a book (quietly, mind you)
5) Farts. Stinky farts. Yes, women have stinky farts than rival any man.
6) Dirty sheets. Oh, yes... the sex was good, but lately I've been thinking "Yeah, I want to tonight, but I don't want to have to get up to toss a load in the washer and put on a new fitted sheet..."
7) Sharing/losing a closet.

Seriously dude, enjoy your independence. If you can't do that, write yourself a note telling your future self how much you hated being single. You'll learn to hate the prick who hates being single.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Too Vanilla]
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oh dude, believe me, i know the negative repercussions to being in a relationship. i was in a long-term relationship for nearly 5 years. i'm all too familiar with it, and i am enjoying being my own man. but damn, my own man has needs that are rarely satiated, despite frequent personal attempts of taking matters into my own hands... ahem.

in spite of the crazies, women are nice to have around. they smell nice and are soft and cuddly and are capable of relieving frustrations in a way that i alone cannot replicate.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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ok i'm bout to head to bed,but you gotta not want it. with some things in life once you stop trying for so hard it'll come to you. and i know for me atleast it is so easy to tell when i guy just wants it, even when hes doing every trick in the book to play it cool or whatever. have confidence, not in getting a woman or your mack skills but in yourself. be comfortable. :-) and i think you're a cutie, i'd prolly do you <3 [or suck your knees and lick your hip :blush:
i could give better advice but i dunno know ya too well,
take care cubie, night.

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Go for some sluttier chicks lol

The keepers are hard to find.

Come to my town I have a black book of sluts.  Guaranteed fuck if you don't mind it a bit nasty :cool:


Ahhh wtf this is 3 years old, who the fuck replied?  lol

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: SirLurksalot]
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:facepalm:


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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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