- there is no justice in the world. "karma" does not exist, despite what you may think. Karma is about as real as heaven. justice is a human concept handled by humans. no "higher force of nature" gives two shits about crime and punishment, so if you recently got robbed in a drug deal or got kicked in the nuts, karma isn't going to "get back at the person". Only you can get back at him. or the cops (depending on the circumstances. need not apply for drug related issues).
- your girlfriend is cheating on you. oh, im sorry, i didn't know she was an angel. i didn't know she would never do something like that. see, i'd be inclined to believe you, except you have no idea what your girlfriend is doing right now. she's either doing her job, or doing your best friend. that's another thing. when your best friend masturbates, he is thinking about your girlfriend. am i wrong? i guess i am wrong, if your girlfriend is right next to you. but what is she thinking about right now? she wouldn't be thinking about that bulky chilean guy that was checking her out at the gym, right?
- close your eyes. plug your ears. hold your breath. clear your thoughts. think nothing. feel nothing. be nothing. got it? that's it. that's what it feels like. what you're feeling right now is death. that is what happens when you die. your consciousness is blanked, your eyes cannot see, you will not breathe because you are dead. if you were looking forward to having st peter's balls in your mouth at the gates of heaven, i got some bad fuckin' news for you.
- America is the country with the most freedom in the world that is currently being compromised by corrupt politicians and district attorney's that you so graciously voted for. get over it. people are people are people. don't like their laws? dont follow them. that is not to say, go out and murder people (thumbs up if you do, nah just kidding, but seriously... nah fuck it, please kill me lolz) but what im saying is, if you wanna do something, do it. just make sure nobody's watching, kay?
- our lives are completely meaningless. we are not living for something greater. We are an intricate arrangement of molecules, a byproduct of molecules DSHSB'ing each other. we are living just for the fuck of living. some of you have come to terms with this, myself included. but others who can't quite grasp the concept of meaninglessness, are thoroughly fucked. as mentioned, there is no god, st peter will not be sticking his balls in your mouth - ever - and satan was invented by a fifteen year old girl in the dark ages that didn't want to conform with the conformists. does this meaninglessness make you not want to continue with your life? go ahead and end it if you wish, but before you do, please re-read paragraph three.
- this is not a rant. this is not a troll. this was not written because my best friend fucked my girl. i dont have a girlfriend, but if i did, she'd probably be sleeping with my best friend right now. bastards! i feel that people are too damn neurotic about this whole life business and i just wanted to tell everyone how pointless it all is (being neurotic, not life, although life is generally pointless)
- that is all.
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