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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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go pirating :madpirate:


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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
- Accompany her into the women's room
- Poop on peoples porches
- Do PCP
- Beat a westburo baptist procession with golf clubs


-eat pcp, bust into a westboro baptist procession and poop on the floor of the women's room

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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: deXtrous]
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Do it. I know you won't.

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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: deXtrous]
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deXtrous said:
Lets get real here for a moment, this is the first girlfriend I've had in three years. Every time I see her I gotta get half fucked up just so the anxiety and depression doesn't shine through.

I wanna work on it and not have to do a fucking cold water codeine extraction every night. Or plunge 3mg of phenazepam down my throat every day, or piss like a horse after downing two longneck beers.

Point of this? To distract her from my pathetic personality I wanna do some 'naughty' illegal things with her. What can I do?



why not just stick with what comes to mind? skinny dipping with some other person in some other persons property can surely get you arrested... you might even get arrested naked, there is your chance to moon a cop the way you've always wanted.


sounds like you are already having a blast, don't think you need advice from others, but more deeper within yourself. is she fun enough to quit drugs? could you get her on the same stuff you are on?


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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
  • Try parkour
  • Fuck her in the display tent at a sporting goods store
  • skydiving
  • steal a car and go to las vegas
  • blow up a government building
  • Become a real life pirate and jack a boat on the high seas
  • sneak into countries you arent allowed into




what is illegal about parkour? it's just a way of jumping over shit while doing kick flips, as far as I know. I guess you could do this nude while hopping into someone else s pool though:shrug:


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: imachavel]
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twighead said:
- Accompany her into the women's room
- Poop on peoples porches
- Do PCP
- Beat a westburo baptist procession with golf clubs


Wouldn't this be the best job description ever?


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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: imachavel]
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imachavel said:
MisterMuscaria said:
  • Try parkour
  • Fuck her in the display tent at a sporting goods store
  • skydiving
  • steal a car and go to las vegas
  • blow up a government building
  • Become a real life pirate and jack a boat on the high seas
  • sneak into countries you arent allowed into




what is illegal about parkour? it's just a way of jumping over shit while doing kick flips, as far as I know. I guess you could do this nude while hopping into someone else s pool though:shrug:


They dont have no trespassing laws where you live?

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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: deXtrous]
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deXtrous said:
Hey folks... So I started seeing this new girl, really fit. Pale with black hair and down to Earth.

She loves to do naughty things though, like jump over a random persons fence at night and skinny dip in their pool.

How can I keep up?

Any suggestions on things to do?

All I can think of is sex in public.




she's the adrenaline junkie, not you.

follow her lead.


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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: imachavel]
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imachavel said:
what is illegal about parkour? it's just a way of jumping over shit while doing kick flips, as far as I know. I guess you could do this nude while hopping into someone else s pool though:shrug:


...something doesn't have to be illegal to give you an adrenalin rush.

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Re: Girlfriend is adrenaline junkie [Re: Brugman]
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no offense but i don't you'll last with her unless you start being yourself.


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