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Junkies shat in my close
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Dirty, schemie, manky, low-life scummy fucking cunts.  :megacrankey:


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: sam420]
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?????????


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: whattheheck]
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I think he means clothes, but either way it's pretty clear who the actual junkie is

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: whattheheck]
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I live in a block of flats and people were shooting heroin on the steps 1 floor down while I was at work, they left a brown present that I now have to step over whenever I leave and enter my flat.

I know it is a human poo because nobody here has a dog, and because my girlfriend saw junkies shooting up when she got home from work.  Also it would have to be a really big dog because it's pretty impressive, for lack of a better word.

I hate junkies.  Imma get our security door fixed sharpish


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: ApJunkie]
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ApJunkie said:
I think he means clothes, but either way it's pretty clear who the actual junkie is


Close just means the communal steps area shared by flats.  And I'm not a fucking junkie :crankey:


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: sam420]
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how'd they get in your closet?


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She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: RickJames]
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God damnit people


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: sam420]
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sam420 said:
Close just means the communal steps area shared by flats.  And I'm not a fucking junkie :crankey:


Crazy Europeans... :omgawesome:

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: sam420]
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haha

I've never heard of a "close", either :shrug:

Damn language barrier

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: Boom] * 2
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Junkies don't poo!


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: Boom]
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pigeon english?


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paradis what the fuck is up you phony fuck

She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: Madtowntripper]
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hah


but, if they did, it'd be an impressive log :bored:

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: RickJames]
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RickJames said:
pigeon english?


?

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: Boom]
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Junkie shit is so hard and dry that any huge log deposited by one would be accompanied by a pool of blood.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: Boom]
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I don't understand how people could take a dump in public like that.

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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: sam420]
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manky?


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: RickJames]
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RickJames said:
manky?


http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENGB280&=&q=define%3A+manky&btnG=Google+Search

Apparently Pigeon English means
"an extraordinary and grotesque dialect, employed in the commercial cities of China, as the medium of communication between foreign merchants and the Chinese. Its base is English, with a mixture of Portuguese and Hindustani."

I'm sensing a communication barrier here.


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
Junkie shit is so hard and dry that any huge log deposited by one would be accompanied by a pool of blood.


Well all I know is that it's big and wrong-smelling and they didn't use toilet paper


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: RickJames]
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RickJames said:
pigeon english?



*pidgin

ya moron


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Re: Junkies shat in my close [Re: sam420]
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I saw a junkie in my local bakery actually fall asleep WHILE PAYING for his food, the girl had to walk round the counter and wake him up, he just sort of went from a standing position to squatting, fast asleep in about 30 seconds.

Scum.  They're sort of pathetically funny until they shit in your close


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