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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Deity208]
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your avatar owns


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Jordanian]
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Jordanian said:
What county were you in?


i cant remember the county but the town was Greensburg Indiana. they have a tree growing out of their court house roof. they were proud of it, because Ripley's believe it or not , came there and took pictures of it, and put it on there show.weird huh? but that's the town i did 30 days in, and i wanted to cost them money, they were going bankrupt at the time. and when you successfully complete probation. you become a statistic, of success. I will not become a successful statistic. I would rather be a big ugly rock in the road. The less success, the quicker we will stop the teriney, that is he war on drugs. 30 days is a small price to pay, to fight the system.

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: roaddog]
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also i could have easily, done 6 months of successful probation, and failed a piss test and gotten 2 months in jail. that the way that shit works. no i was glad to get it over with. hell the old lady had a joint ready the day i got out, and i havent looked back.

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: roaddog]
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Nowadays I just keep one of those $50 powdered piss vials around for the next drug test but I've passed at least a dozen using this method:

1) Wake up early and don't eat anything
2) Drink lots of water (but not too much)
3) Take some sort of b12 supplement (5 hour energy works)
4) When pissing use the middle of the stream and only give the minimum sample required
5) Pass drug test


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: YoungBuck]
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I usually always give the minimum sample required because i've got terrible stage fright and i can't piss with someone in the urinal next to me let alone hovering over me to where i can hear them breathing and staring directly at my cock piece. They won't leave untill you go either, they just walk around you and making shuffling noises fucking up my concentration. That's also the reason synthetic piss or a strap-on pissed won't work. I was shown some of the contraband they collect and that shit looks ultra-fake there's no way it'll pass for a dick, especially how close the dude is to you. Oh yeah, it's a dude by the way.

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Re: I Successfully passed my piss test for probation and smoked the day before! [Re: Phanodude]
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Damn, mother fuckers, there's more reason for piss tesing that probation. What if you get a new job, yes, a new job that you start three days away - you get the job friday, you start monday - fuck me jesus, whats with the probation and jail masturbation - there's other reasons too for emergency detox.


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