Hello.
If you use Facebook to flirt around and have fun and all that blah blah, and you are a lady, PLEASE DO NOT UPDATE YOUR PREVIOUSLY HOT FACEBOOK PROFILE PHOTO WITH YOUR BIG UGLY PREGGO BELLY. We do not want to see that. Ever. Pull your blouse back down and put away the camera. Fatty.
I am mad at you because you didn't even give me an option, you just jammed your ginormous bulbous fleshy mass into the first possible venue of communication. Due to the nature of your posting habits, I was forced to unfriend you. I cannot be exposed to that. Not when I'm interneting. In fact I feel it is my duty to inform you that you are lowering the overall quality of the internet from a male's perspective. GTFO with yo baby.
It's not like we were really friends to begin with, considering apparently you were married. But damn, woman, spare us.
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