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i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport
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I watch the show Locked up Abroad alot lately and i think ive got a great plan:

      its embarrassing as hell but, stitch the drugs on the inside of an adult diaper, give someone an oxygen mask and a wheel chair. they will NEVER search a sick/dying guys diaper, to make the effect complete get your cool old as dirt father in law to do it and act senile at the same time.


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: kintos]
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Dogs.


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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: Doc_T]
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if need be, shit and or piss in the diaper,  :shrug: then claim that its what the dog is sniffing and you need to go change him


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: kintos]
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Yeah, that's an incredibly intelligent plan.
Give it a go and post results here.

:facepalm:


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SillyBilly said:
If I'm socially inept why is it you've only made less than 100 posts and already have only 2 shrooms?
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13029781#13029781

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: Doc_T]
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:awewtf:

1.) have you no soul?
2.) you cant put kilo's of coke in an adult diaper


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: realfuzzhead]
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i have a soul, its just an idea i came up with stoned, i would never actually attempt it, ive seen what happens to people who get caught and you could realistically haul atleast 1, maybe 2 kilos of a powdery drug, or some easily moulded hash.


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: kintos]
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Quote:
they will NEVER search a sick/dying guys diaper


Ummmm... yes they will if there's an indication, the fact there's an indication on someone with an adult diaper is probably more suspect then a regular person.

You don't think people have already tried this?

They will search children, pregnant, sick/dying, they don't give a fuck.

This is how people get busted :facepalm:

:dontspillme:

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
Quote:
they will NEVER search a sick/dying guys diaper


Ummmm... yes they will if there's an indication, the fact there's an indication on someone with an adult diaper is probably more suspect then a regular person.

You don't think people have already tried this?

They will search children, pregnant, sick/dying, they don't give a fuck.

This is how people get busted :facepalm:

:dontspillme:


Don't discourage him! :crankey:


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SillyBilly said:
If I'm socially inept why is it you've only made less than 100 posts and already have only 2 shrooms?
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13029781#13029781

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: OJ Simpson]
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a search dog won't signal when it smells shit

it will signal when it sells drugs

thats what they train them to do...


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: wwonka]
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this could work in a small town airport without much traffic, but in a major airport, absolutely no way. you'd definitely be "going down"

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: wwonka]
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In recent news, a local man tries to transport an unknown chemical, via airplane.

Hidden inside of a defecated and urinated adult diaper was 20 grams of a pure white
substance, the DEA believes to be cocaine.

However, the perpetrator posted his idea of using an adult diaper as a drug transportation
method on a popular website, www.shroomery.org. There was literally no chance he would
be able to successfully make this transaction, because after his idea was posted on The
Shroomery, that has a greeting of "Magic Mushrooms Demystified" on their
home page, the FBI tracked his plane ticket purchases, which, he in fact used a credit card
to buy 5 months later.

The DEA apprehensively arrested the disguised man who reeked of
human waste shortly after getting through security.

The airport manager said "If the drug dog hadn't died from smelling the man, who was
dripping from his pants on our floor, we probably would have not caught the him, thank God,
we chose to have a Chipotle Mexican Grill in our airport."


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: metalmorph]
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:lolsy:

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: metalmorph]
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:laugh2:


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: realfuzzhead]
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Do search dogs smell shrooms? I've heard of people putting them in chocolates and just putting them in their carry on with the rest of their snackage. :shrug:


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: Tetriana]
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I've known multiple people who've gotten through airports with some bud on them. Not smart, but they did it.

Just make sure you're not flying out of one of the airports that has one of those full body scan machines that can tell everything you could possibly have on you.

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: ThirtyCigarettes]
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I've been thinking about filling test tubes with mushroom powder. Use silicon and parafin to seal the opening. Then subject the test tubes to atomic oxygen bombardmend. Then stick them to your underwear and act like a dawg :awehigh:


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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: mellowparty]
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no ones going to train a police dog to smell shrooms....

they don't give a fuck about shrooms, they want to get profitable trafficky type drugs like weed, cocaine, heroin...

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: metalmorph]
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metalmorph said:
In recent news, a local man tries to transport an unknown chemical, via airplane.

Hidden inside of a defecated and urinated adult diaper was 20 grams of a pure white
substance, the DEA believes to be cocaine.

However, the perpetrator posted his idea of using an adult diaper as a drug transportation
method on a popular website, www.shroomery.org. There was literally no chance he would
be able to successfully make this transaction, because after his idea was posted on The
Shroomery, that has a greeting of "Magic Mushrooms Demystified" on their
home page, the FBI tracked his plane ticket purchases, which, he in fact used a credit card
to buy 5 months later.

The DEA apprehensively arrested the disguised man who reeked of
human waste shortly after getting through security.

The airport manager said "If the drug dog hadn't died from smelling the man, who was
dripping from his pants on our floor, we probably would have not caught the him, thank God,
we chose to have a Chipotle Mexican Grill in our airport."


lmao your the man this post made my day ^:feelsgoodman:

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: mellowparty]
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Airports are dangerous business nowadays, back before GWB I walked through airports with large qty of both MJ and Opiates. Cargo pants, a polo, nerd glaases and a clean shave.
The idea is to blend not stand out....
????

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Re: i think i found a fool proof way to sneak drugs through the airport [Re: metalmorph]
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metalmorph said:
In recent news, a local man tries to transport an unknown chemical, via airplane.

Hidden inside of a defecated and urinated adult diaper was 20 grams of a pure white
substance, the DEA believes to be cocaine.

However, the perpetrator posted his idea of using an adult diaper as a drug transportation
method on a popular website, www.shroomery.org. There was literally no chance he would
be able to successfully make this transaction, because after his idea was posted on The
Shroomery, that has a greeting of "Magic Mushrooms Demystified" on their
home page, the FBI tracked his plane ticket purchases, which, he in fact used a credit card
to buy 5 months later.

The DEA apprehensively arrested the disguised man who reeked of
human waste shortly after getting through security.

The airport manager said "If the drug dog hadn't died from smelling the man, who was
dripping from his pants on our floor, we probably would have not caught the him, thank God,
we chose to have a Chipotle Mexican Grill in our airport."


:rofl:





Just vacuum seal your drugs and carry them on your person if you insist on taking drugs through airports.

Hell, when I was a teenager I just put my weed in my pocket and walked right through...

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